Well, im off work for a few days as the doctor has said ive got Bronchitis... and a serious sinus infection just to add a bit of flavour.

Hes got me on all kinds of pills (the little red ones that smell like chocolate are great, they put me to sleep after 15-20mins of taking one!)

so i need some cheering up, pictures of cute bums, jokes, links to games or anything else you can think of that will help me pass the time and make me smile

Thanks in advance!

This girl's got a cute bum!

Mindless entertainment for a while, the game requires an 8Meg download so wait a while to start.

Videos - many subjects. I liked this one...

Go to www.thehun.com, and elucidate your worries away !!

how about taking some yaba for sinus ? and "cheer up" will be the side effect, I bet

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Is this the sort of thing you require Wolfie ? :-

: JELLYBEANS.

A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his Mum was

watching him.

The kid had a bag of jellybeans. He put one in his mouth, ate it,

grabbed the cat and bit it.

Then dropped down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth,

ate it, bit the cat again and dropped down to the next step.

His mum wondered what he was doing and went up and asked him.

"I'm playing truckies,? Said the kid, "Poppin pills, eating pussy and

movin'on."

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

Mindless entertainment for a while, the game requires an 8Meg download so wait a while to start.

Videos - many subjects. I liked this one...

This one made me chuckle!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/171915/shakira_spoof/

Well, im off work for a few days as the doctor has said ive got Bronchitis... and a serious sinus infection just to add a bit of flavour.

Hes got me on all kinds of pills (the little red ones that smell like chocolate are great, they put me to sleep after 15-20mins of taking one!)

so i need some cheering up, pictures of cute bums, jokes, links to games or anything else you can think of that will help me pass the time and make me smile

Thanks in advance!

Here is one for you,

Pick the bones out of that one.

Hope I Kan help you.

Win

Well, im off work for a few days as the doctor has said ive got Bronchitis... and a serious sinus infection just to add a bit of flavour.

Hes got me on all kinds of pills (the little red ones that smell like chocolate are great, they put me to sleep after 15-20mins of taking one!)

so i need some cheering up, pictures of cute bums, jokes, links to games or anything else you can think of that will help me pass the time and make me smile

Thanks in advance!

Here's a site that ought to keep you busy for a few weeks/months/years: Fun, more fun, and even MORE FUN !

And if it will cheer you up a bit, consider that things could be worse.

Not only are the days getting stinking hot here (40+ everyday, heading to the 50's soon), but we just had another rocket attack on the camp a couple nights ago (getting more frequent after the winter lull).

Even worse, you could be here and have a few days off ! After two days of utter boredom, you'd be crawling across a kilometer of grave on you hands and knees, begging to go back to work (or be out out of your misery) !

There, feeling better now ?

Just be glad you are alive, it seems hard enough to do that in today's world

Well, im off work for a few days as the doctor has said ive got Bronchitis... and a serious sinus infection just to add a bit of flavour.

Hes got me on all kinds of pills (the little red ones that smell like chocolate are great, they put me to sleep after 15-20mins of taking one!)

so i need some cheering up, pictures of cute bums, jokes, links to games or anything else you can think of that will help me pass the time and make me smile

Thanks in advance!

Here is one for you,

Pick the bones out of that one.

Hope I Kan help you.

Win

The invisible boy band, 'who's that'!?!

Thanks for the pictures, links, jokes and kind words all!

Some really good ones there, that Shakira one is funny, in a gross kinda way

Well, im off work for a few days as the doctor has said ive got Bronchitis... and a serious sinus infection just to add a bit of flavour.

Hes got me on all kinds of pills (the little red ones that smell like chocolate are great, they put me to sleep after 15-20mins of taking one!)

so i need some cheering up, pictures of cute bums, jokes, links to games or anything else you can think of that will help me pass the time and make me smile

Thanks in advance!

Here is one for you,

Pick the bones out of that one.

Hope I Kan help you.

Win

The invisible boy band, 'who's that'!?!

Problem in the Boyzone layer?

Red pill or blue pill?

JxP

I wondered what was funny about a thumbnail picture of eight ducks half burried in wet cement?

I'm going back to bed !

Well, im off work for a few days as the doctor has said ive got Bronchitis... and a serious sinus infection just to add a bit of flavour.

Hes got me on all kinds of pills (the little red ones that smell like chocolate are great, they put me to sleep after 15-20mins of taking one!)

so i need some cheering up, pictures of cute bums, jokes, links to games or anything else you can think of that will help me pass the time and make me smile

Thanks in advance!

So that's where I caught it from. Been crook with it the past few days m'self. Only just starting to enjoy the cigarettes again now. Heck of a coincidence though - haven't had it for years (and a while since the last bronchitis attack as well...)

So that's where I caught it from. Been crook with it the past few days m'self. Only just starting to enjoy the cigarettes again now. Heck of a coincidence though - haven't had it for years (and a while since the last bronchitis attack as well...)

Musta been you i was snogging last Thursday night... didn't realize you were a girl!

The pharmacy gave me some powder called 'Fluimucil', which is supposed to clear the rubbish from the lungs. Just add it to water, he said. I've found that it's perfect for livening-up a dead glass of beer.