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Scousers Get Fleeting Glimpse

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A FLEET of UFOs has been spotted above Liverpool by HUNDREDS of people — sparking alien invasion fears.

Ex-cop Steve Rafferty, 50, saw 13 orange orbs last Monday at 9.30pm with daughter Emma, who filmed them on her mobile.

Another man captured footage and radio stations were jammed with callers reporting sightings.

One said: “They looked as if they were searching for somewhere to land. Liverpool could face an alien invasion!”

We revealed yesterday how soldiers in Shropshire spotted a similar fleet of 13 UFOs.

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BOOKMAKER William Hill has slashed to 100/1 the odds that alien life will be found while Gordon Brown is PM — down from 500/1.

SNN2607SA-682_517115a.jpg Film ... Emma and Steve Rafferty

If aliens landed in Liverpool they'd be welcomed with open arms and taught how to play football.

Their spaceship would be hub-cap less in seconds, they would all have dodgy hair and moustaches and be taking " shell-suits " home as examples of haute couture !!

Without a doubt that would be the last we would see of them until the next Beatles revival tour of Wrexham.

If aliens landed in Liverpool they'd be welcomed with open arms and taught how to play football.

That'd make a change.

If aliens landed in Liverpool they'd be welcomed with open arms and taught how to play football.

That'd make a change.

Which reminds me of the old gag ( and I'll have to update it for the younger set)

On a sign outside a church just off Scotland Road the thought for the week read, "What would You Do if Jesus Christ Came to Liverpool"

Underneath a local wag had written "Play Fernando Torres as 2nd Striker"

(Though in my day it was "Move St.John to inside right" which was even funnier)

If aliens landed in Liverpool they'd be welcomed with open arms and taught how to play football.

That'd make a change.

Which reminds me of the old gag ( and I'll have to update it for the younger set)

On a sign outside a church just off Scotland Road the thought for the week read, "What would You Do if Jesus Christ Came to Liverpool"

Underneath a local wag had written "Play Fernando Torres as 2nd Striker"

(Though in my day it was "Move St.John to inside right" which was even funnier)

:o

This was said in another thread about UFO's and I'll rework it a little bit.

If a species had managed to travel all those light years, would they plonk themselves down in front of a pair of scousers with a mobile phone....... c'mon.

This was said in another thread about UFO's and I'll rework it a little bit.

If a species had managed to travel all those light years, would they plonk themselves down in front of a pair of scousers with a mobile phone....... c'mon.

And as I said in the other thread, why not? They have to go somewhere? If not Liverpool, where? If wherever, you could still say, 'Why x?'

This was said in another thread about UFO's and I'll rework it a little bit.

If a species had managed to travel all those light years, would they plonk themselves down in front of a pair of scousers with a mobile phone....... c'mon.

And as I said in the other thread, why not? They have to go somewhere? If not Liverpool, where? If wherever, you could still say, 'Why x?'

Of course they have to go somewhere, but if they do exist (given the size of the universe, it's highly unlikely that we are alone) would they plonk themselves down in front of a couple of scousers and ask for directions to the rest of civilisation.

If aliens landed in Liverpool they'd be welcomed with open arms and taught how to play football.

That'd make a change.

Which reminds me of the old gag ( and I'll have to update it for the younger set)

On a sign outside a church just off Scotland Road the thought for the week read, "What would You Do if Jesus Christ Came to Liverpool"

Underneath a local wag had written "Play Fernando Torres as 2nd Striker"

(Though in my day it was "Move St.John to inside right" which was even funnier)

Whatever happened to Steve Heighway?

If aliens landed in Liverpool they'd be welcomed with open arms and taught how to play football.

That'd make a change.

Which reminds me of the old gag ( and I'll have to update it for the younger set)

On a sign outside a church just off Scotland Road the thought for the week read, "What would You Do if Jesus Christ Came to Liverpool"

Underneath a local wag had written "Play Fernando Torres as 2nd Striker"

(Though in my day it was "Move St.John to inside right" which was even funnier)

Whatever happened to Steve Heighway?

Alien abduction. :o

So they travelled thousands of light years across the universe in search of intelligent life and they touched down in Liverpool.

A day that starts that bad can only get better.

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