How about a few words of hatred towards America to let us know your heart is still beating?

i have no hatred against America or Americans. i just hate american politics. without the existing paranoia in the Greatest Nation on Earth™ i would be still living a content -if not happy- life over there. and that goes for the Mrs too. hardly a week passes without her mentioning "is there really no way that we are going back?"

...no more sweaty nights and worries about the missing Naam....no longer the -extremely rare- possibility of "Mr. Naam I presume?" encounter.... on Walking Street or a crowded Jomtien beach with lurking, tattooed football hooligans with tiny birds on their fat laps, zipping a luke warm Chang...

Ah well, he's still alive, at least.

Welcome back !

LaoPo

...no more sweaty nights and worries about the missing Naam....no longer the -extremely rare- possibility of "Mr. Naam I presume?" encounter.... on Walking Street or a crowded Jomtien beach with lurking, tattooed football hooligans with tiny birds on their fat laps, zipping a luke warm Chang...

LaoPo

last time i walked Walking Street was approximately two years ago because some visitors from abroad urged me to do so. frequented Jomtien Beach till recently once a month for a pedicure but arranged that now in my home. tiny birds? mature Klingons hardly ever look at females weighing less than 60kg. Chang? tried it twice. the first time which was also the last time

Didn't he say that Mrs Naam {I feel really silly typing that} was going away for a while, so maybe whilst the Klingon's away the mouse {albeit a 6'4" white haired one apparently} might play. In all seriousness I do trust Walter is well, even though we have been know to disagree herein.

i am quite well Traveller although i mourn the recent death of my dear beloved mother-in-law.

edit for addendum: an honest Klingon warrior does not play mouse when their pussy is temporarily unavailable. it's a matter of ethics and principle.

Glad to 'see' you back, with your ethics intact However, to be serious for a moment, my condolences upon your loss.

Regards

i was banned for some days because i retracted a "flaming" remark as i didn't intend to insult honest morons. of course i was lurking during that time (and still do). to enlighten my miserable life and expand my general knowledge of life on planet earth i read all those interesting threads such as (but not limited to):

-Carrefour cheated me out of 3½ bananas

-need quality [insert product] but must be cheap...

-do you think Thais, Thailand [insert any boring and irrelevant bullsh*t]...?

-why would anybody need aircondition? just open the windows.

-the Dollar is going up. you saw it here first.

-the Baht is going down. my grandma read it in the tea leaves.

-ATM fee 20 Baht. OUTRAGEOUS!

-wanna import me old socks. how much duty?

-why is it that falongs, farangs, farongs, furangs, furlongs [insert whatever you want] ...?

-cheapest means getting from Suvarnabhumi to Pattaya is walking!

-grumpy farang on my bar stool

-what do Thai women think about farangs

-what do farangs think about Thai women

-what do farangs think about farangs

-do german farangs eat sauerkraut and leberwurst in Pattaya? if yes, where? if no, why not?

-name a [insert anything]. why not?

-are germans unfriendly because during WWII we nuked them twice? your thoughts please!

-the 27 word story. add another word to make it a 28 word story.

-Pattaya is a sh*thole because of bad karma

-i herd a rumer [sic] that...

-my shopping expenses are up. why?

-my girlfriend says rain comes from the trees. is this true?

-best burger in Nakhon Nowhere?

Yep, Naam is back in full glory.

Thank you and welcome back! Nice start of the Sunday morning.

Nienke

As I said, he never posts here anymore [WB Wa(l)ter]...

WB Naam

mistah Naam...you didn't respond to my declaration of undying respect...

you hurt my feelings

Welcome back Naam.

mistah Naam...you didn't respond to my declaration of undying respect...

you hurt my feelings

warriors and feelings = oxymoron

Welcome back Naam.

most probably i will say good bye soon Suegha. initially it has been quite an interesting time with TV but nowadays the intellectual discussions with my dog ("would you prefer a piece of Gouda or Bavarian Weisswurst? WUFF! so which one? WUFF! both? WUFF! ah i see!" )are much more challenging

I can't imagine why you got a suspend with such quality posts these days. My condolences as well. And I know what you mean about beer chang.....The Budweiser of Thailand YUK!

Welcome back Naam.

most probably i will say good bye soon Suegha. initially it has been quite an interesting time with TV but nowadays the intellectual discussions with my dog ("would you prefer a piece of Gouda or Bavarian Weisswurst? WUFF! so which one? WUFF! both? WUFF! ah i see!" )are much more challenging

Drop in and see us in Bedlam, you could be an outpatient! You're guaranteed a stream of inane twaddle here, so you always know what you're going to get!

Outpatient? Outpatient? Well I never...

Welcome back Naam.

most probably i will say good bye soon Suegha. initially it has been quite an interesting time with TV but nowadays the intellectual discussions with my dog ("would you prefer a piece of Gouda or Bavarian Weisswurst? WUFF! so which one? WUFF! both? WUFF! ah i see!" )are much more challenging

Naam, if your dog selects the Bavarian Weisswurst, then you know you have trained it well. Right now my Golden Retrievers are choosing between chicken (Manok) and pork (Lechon) here in the Philippines. Thai food it ain't.

Naam, if your dog selects the Bavarian Weisswurst, then you know you have trained it well. Right now my Golden Retrievers are choosing between chicken (Manok) and pork (Lechon) here in the Philippines. Thai food it ain't.

once he was begging Prince. so i dipped my finger in an extremely hot curry and let him lick. that cured him to the extent that he carefully sniffs and licks first whatever treat i am offering

That's the thing I like about dogs, they usually only have to be shown (told) once.

I like dogs too. (Thinking of moving to Sakhon Nakon...)