You have turned Thai when you stop at the entrance to an elevator to plan your day.

You think you are Thai when you spend all your time on an internet forum attacking anyone who dares to suggest that Thailand is not Utopia and the Thai people are not heavenly angels personified.

You are convinced you are Thai when your attacks comprise solely of the phrase "If you don't like it here go home".

^ 555!

You know you are Thai when you are convinced you are always 'jai yen yen' (even when its obvious you are in a bad mood and steam is practically coming out your ears), but, whenever a 'farang' even just a little bit looks or sounds frustrated you think "oh Jai ron! jai ron!"

^ 555!

You know you are Thai when you are convinced you are always 'jai yen yen' (even when its obvious you are in a bad mood and steam is practically coming out your ears), but, whenever a 'farang' even just a little bit looks or sounds frustrated you think "oh Jai ron! jai ron!"

I loved this!

but mine is:

you know you are Thai(woman) when you can eat all what's being served in the menu and still manage to be slim!

^ 555!

You know you are Thai when you are convinced you are always 'jai yen yen' (even when its obvious you are in a bad mood and steam is practically coming out your ears), but, whenever a 'farang' even just a little bit looks or sounds frustrated you think "oh Jai ron! jai ron!"

I loved this!

but mine is:

you know you are Thai(woman) when you can eat all what's being served in the menu and still manage to be slim!

and then step out of the restaurant round the corner to your favourite som tam stall for a little snack to finish of with.

^ and cough and splutter and your eyes are watering and nose nearly running from how hot it is, yet even though you say its hot and you obviously look like you are in pain, you insist on eating it as though you take pride in how much it burns your guts (both men and women on this one)

That's why Thailand had the bum gun before toilet tissue, you really don't want to be touching one particular part ..... I don't need to carry on do I.

That's why Thailand had the bum gun before toilet tissue, you really don't want to be touching one particular part ..... I don't need to carry on do I.

No!

That's why Thailand had the bum gun before toilet tissue, you really don't want to be touching one particular part ..... I don't need to carry on do I.

No!

Absolutely not! That is one place we do not want to go. Makes my eyes thinking about it.

You know you're Thai when you can play an evening of snooker without knowing the rules, without keeping the scores and instinctively know you've won.

That's why Thailand had the bum gun before toilet tissue, you really don't want to be touching one particular part ..... I don't need to carry on do I.

please do

You know you're Thai when.....

you complain that it's hot in April, but don't complain for the other 10 hot months of the year.

you wait for an "auspicious moment" to step on the escalator and then stop immediately after you get off it.

you stop at the street stall vendor with no idea that nobody can pass you (BTW...you also drive like this)

and my favourite....

you sell the family car and buy a motorcycle.

and my favourite....

you sell the family car and buy a motorcycle.

Which the repo-man still takes away two months later.

You know you're Thai when.....

you stop at the street stall vendor with no idea that nobody can pass you (BTW...you also drive like this)

You know you are a farang when on market night, every single thought you may have in your head gets overshadowed with "<deleted>" creeping in every other second.

7. you dont consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.

8. your very long last name or your nickname (in english) tend to amaze people

9. you don't mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag

10.you watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. slap that bitch, slap her.. slap her...

11.you never underestimate the power of a 26 baht sato

Five in one before I sign off for the evening.

7. any event where you are not alone that involves alcohol has automatic party status.

8. I have trouble pronouncing my own surname, it has a uff sound and a cl sound, not easy, I can say the Thai word for snake, but it did take hours and hours of practice.

9. and the problem with that? better than getting leptospirosis.

10, whatever, inane entertainment is the same the world over.

11. when the kettle of white Thai wine comes out of the ground, the Lao Khao, Chang, Leo, contents of the fridge, get tossed to one side, and it doesn't cost any Baht ........ I'm not Thai, never will be .... but we all know a good deal when we see one don't we.

I consider a mirror to be as a good as any other drinking company

When you open a new restaurant with seating for 100, but only one parking space, which your mia noi parks in.

7. you dont consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.

8. your very long last name or your nickname (in english) tend to amaze people

9. you don't mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag

10.you watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. slap that bitch, slap her.. slap her...

11.you never underestimate the power of a 26 baht sato

Five in one before I sign off for the evening.

7. any event where you are not alone that involves alcohol has automatic party status.

8. I have trouble pronouncing my own surname, it has a uff sound and a cl sound, not easy, I can say the Thai word for snake, but it did take hours and hours of practice.

9. and the problem with that? better than getting leptospirosis.

10, whatever, inane entertainment is the same the world over.

11. when the kettle of white Thai wine comes out of the ground, the Lao Khao, Chang, Leo, contents of the fridge, get tossed to one side, and it doesn't cost any Baht ........ I'm not Thai, never will be .... but we all know a good deal when we see one don't we.

I consider a mirror to be as a good as any other drinking company

Hey, who's bergen?

Welcome here:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/-t119824.htm...97#entry2103397

Introduce yourself here:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Before-t1019...5&start=475

I consider a mirror to be as a good as any other drinking company

That's why the floor at the FC is highly polished

I consider a mirror to be as a good as any other drinking company

That's why the floor at the FC is highly polished

I find my alter ego to be a good drinking partner except he's such an ar5ehole when he gets p1ssed.

You know you are Thai when you realise that in all the photos of you at last nights party you are making the V for victory sign.

(could also apply to several other Asian nationalities)

Ahhhh..talking of photos...You know your Thai when you grab a farang to get involved in as many ridiculous photo opportunities as possible, making the poor victim do v-signs with you, get involved in unbelievable poses, especially ones that look like bad renditions of band album covers, and of course checking every single one in preview to see if it looked good enough (yes this was me a few days back on an outing with some Thai female friends .. but was also quite funny, especially when one, pointing at one pic said "ohh duu kha, khun mee nom nom, khun mee nom nom, khun mee nom nom YAI, dteh, Chan MAI MEE NOM NOM! ).

TIT for tit.

I consider a mirror to be as a good as any other drinking company

That's why the floor at the FC is highly polished

I find my alter ego to be a good drinking partner except he's such an ar5ehole when he gets p1ssed.

You know you are Thai when you realise that in all the photos of you at last nights party you are making the V for victory sign.

(could also apply to several other Asian nationalities)

I never understand this V sign? - where does it originate from?

I consider a mirror to be as a good as any other drinking company

That's why the floor at the FC is highly polished

I find my alter ego to be a good drinking partner except he's such an ar5ehole when he gets p1ssed.

You know you are Thai when you realise that in all the photos of you at last nights party you are making the V for victory sign.

(could also apply to several other Asian nationalities)

I never understand this V sign? - where does it originate from?

"V"vinston WatKhao

I never understand this V sign? - where does it originate from?

Maybe / maybe not?

You know you're Thai .....................when you read the road map upside down

You know you're Thai .....................when you read the road map upside down

While driving down the one way High Way at 150 KMH against the flow of the traffic

And, three hours later, when you do stop to ask for directions, you believe every word they say .... after a twenty minute conversation about the latest bitch-slapping incident in the soap-of-the-day.

And, three hours later, when you do stop to ask for directions, you believe every word they say .... after a twenty minute conversation about the latest bitch-slapping incident in the soap-of-the-day.

You know you're Thai when you drink beer with ice.......in your home country !

You know you're Thai when you don't worry about not making your mortgage payment any more.

You kow you're Thai.............when you "organize" a party for 50 people......................................

and 500 turns up