DOG may have been banned from menus at Beijing's Olympic Games but Brits can still scoff a stomach churning array of food - including SEAL PENIS. Olympic chiefs will not be serving dishes containing man's best friend at official Olympic restaurants - in a bid to make visitors feel comfortable.

But they WILL offer a menu worthy of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here including deep-fried scorpions and sea urchins, cow stomach, turtle and brains in a hot pot.

Visitors can still buy meals featuring dog in a number of the city's restaurants or chow down in Beijing's first speciality penis eatery.

At the Guolizhuang penis restaurant, brave food fans can order horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip or lobster with donkey penis.

They can also splash out on the delicacy of seal penis, which can be snapped up for a mere £200 plus.

On the menu ... seal

Gosh, imagine if it were held in Scotland.... Sheep Intestines and deep fried mars bars.......

(Though at least the single malts would make up for it.)

Well, that seems to be something Heidi Klum has in common with the Chinese folk.

And we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy......

A penis eatery?!?

A Dong Diner?

A prick pâtisserie?

(As in sausage rolls).

And the meals on wheels version

Cock au Van.

And we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy......

That is said by the seal who lays diamond rings, isn't it?

Totally correct.

And the meals on wheels version

Cock au Van.

this one made me laugh

I 'spose that TheDon will now pipe-up with something like:

"Well, you could feed a family of five on mine for a week!"

Or something equally hilarious...

And the meals on wheels version

Cock au Van.

this one made me laugh

Me too!

I 'spose that TheDon will now pipe-up with something like:

"Well, you could feed a family of five on mine for a week!"

Or something equally hilarious...

I 'spose that TheDon will now pipe-up with something like:

"Well, you could feed a family of five on mine for a week!"

Or something equally hilarious...

lol

how is the kitten? .... must be a cat by now.

"Seal Penis Is Beijing Treat"

Now I can't seem to get that Rice-a-Roni jingle out of my head. "The San Francisco Treat"

Maybe you never got that one in Britain

I 'spose that TheDon will now pipe-up with something like:

"Well, you could feed a family of five on mine for a week!"

Or something equally hilarious...

lol

how is the kitten? .... must be a cat by now.

Hello, Thaddy!

Yep, she's growing like a weed. I only get to see her at weekends now though. When I get back home, I'll bung-on some recent piccies.

Well, that seems to be something Heidi Klum has in common with the Chinese folk.

Crazy.