Question raised by our illustrious Mr. Merton in another thread.

And a very good one, at that.

In just one day, I would try to contact/gather all the most important people in my life and tell them what they meant to me. Then I would sit down and try to sum up in just one page, what I believed to be the most important things I had learned in life so far. (Not much, but maybe it would be interesting for any living relatives in the future).

Well it would start of with a Vintage bottle of Champagne...and It would start from there.......The rest would involve pleasures of the flesh,missus included of course.

01.00 Drive to my parents's home ..tell them how much i love them ..and how lucky i am to be thier daughter.

02.00 go to my Grand mom's home

03.00 Start to call everybody i know , ask them for apologise if i did bad with.

04.00 Start to post and make a TROLL in TV , after that make "apologise thread"

05.00 A guy who i love, just arrive my home from aboard.

06.00 Drive to the Island somewhere in Thailand,

07.00 now many friends,family arrive the island

08.00 Start to have a PARTY

09.00 people around 200 start to dance as crazy on the beach

10.00 many guys sit on their Knee include some TV members as me "Bambi, do you marry me?"

11.00 decision time!!

12.00 lunch time

13.00 Marry with a GUY

14.00 Honeymoon Break

15.00 Party again

16.00 Get Tan already

17.00 Dress in the most Fabulous Dress

18.00 The last supper

19.00 Playing with Mommy-Daddy Game

20.00 People start to prepare a gorgeous cremation ceremony

21.00 all done

22.00 party time again ..

23.00 Party has finished , i drunk as an old dog

24.00 DEAD

Lets just say that If i did'nt die I'd be going to jail for a long time.

01.00 Drive to my parents's home ..tell them  how much i love them ..and  how lucky i am  to be  thier daughter.

02.00 go to my Grand mom's home

03.00 Start to call everybody i know , ask them  for apologise if i did bad with.

04.00 Start to post and  make a  TROLL in TV , after that make "apologise thread"

05.00 A guy who i love, just arrive my home from aboard.

06.00 Drive to the  Island  somewhere in Thailand,

07.00 now  many friends,family arrive the  island

08.00 Start to have a  PARTY

09.00 people around 200 start to dance as crazy on the  beach

10.00 many guys sit on their Knee include some TV  members  as me "Bambi, do you marry me?"

11.00 decision time!!

12.00 lunch time

13.00 Marry with a  GUY

14.00 Honeymoon Break

15.00 Party again

16.00 Get Tan already

17.00 Dress in the  most Fabulous Dress

18.00 The  last  supper

19.00 Playing with Mommy-Daddy Game

20.00 People start to prepare a  gorgeous cremation ceremony

21.00 all done

22.00 party time again ..

23.00 Party has finished , i drunk as an old dog

24.00 DEAD

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For this last day, I would gladly die tomorrow.

13.00 Marry with a  GUY

17.00 Dress in the  most Fabulous Dress

Whilst many TM enigmas are solved.....

For this last day, I would gladly die tomorrow.

...some remain.

Get on a plane to go be with my honey! That's a no-brainer.

No idea. Probably take a shave and a shower just in case there's 70 virgins waiting for me in the after life

Dunno...

What a morbid topic....

totster

  Dunno...

What a morbid topic....

totster

You'd probably post 45 one-line posts on Thaivisa, only to be thwarted for daily top spot by Jockstar, with 46 queries.

I'd emotionally blackmail my gf into finally going for that threesome.

Never realised you had a dog

  Dunno...

What a morbid topic....

totster

You'd probably post 45 one-line posts on Thaivisa, only to be thwarted for daily top spot by Jockstar, with 46 queries.

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I can count three lines in that post Moog...

totster

I'd emotionally blackmail my gf into finally going for that threesome.

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And who might that third person be?

Male, female or ...?

Should we offer some candidates?

I'd emotionally blackmail my gf into finally going for that threesome.

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And who might that third person be?

Male, female or ...?

Should we offer some candidates?

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It'll most definately be female so do please stop PM-ing me your pictures Thomas.

I frankly find the titles of your PMs "I will bring the vaseline" quite disturbing.

I'd kill myself.

I've been thinking about my last comment and I've changed my mind.

I would probably get drunk and maybe try hard drugs, multiple sex and witchita grubs while I still had the chance.

I suppose it all depends what my nemesis was going to be and if it would be everyone elses nemesis too - for example China nuking us because their increasing demand for fuel had by 2008 reached a point where it had started WW3.

I'd emotionally blackmail my gf into finally going for that threesome.

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And who might that third person be?

Male, female or ...?

Should we offer some candidates?

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It'll most definately be female so do please stop PM-ing me your pictures Thomas.

I frankly find the titles of your PMs "I will bring the vaseline" quite disturbing.

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The Gentleman Scamp -

I've been thinking about my last comment and I've changed my mind.

too late mate, your dead

If it was a disease I was dying from, I would spend all day trying to find a cure.

If it was from old age, I would have forgotten anyway by the time someone had told me.

Who knows, but Id be fighting to the end anyway.

running naked nowhere (and if it'd rain, that'd be perfect!)

Shades of Soylent!

Meditate.

1 day is a bit short...

Anyway, would try to find the limit on my credit cards, which btw are not sponsored by anybody else.

1 day is a bit short...

Anyway, would try to find the limit on my credit cards, which btw are not sponsored by anybody else. 

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Have you got pockets in your shroud, then?

running naked nowhere (and if it'd rain, that'd be perfect!)

After bawling my eyes out and looking to the heavens shouting "Why me?! Why me?!" or "Why do you always have to take the good'uns?" I'd strip off and chase after Girlfrombar.

Then just before my time is up I'd run into a church, fall down onto my knees and beg for forgiveness for all my sins. By the time I've recounted all my sins, I reckon it should give me a few extra hours before I become a sunbeam.

I'd go sit under a tree on the edge of my rice fields and open all my senses wide so at least I wouldn't waste my last day.

Write a will and then go back to bed

After bawling my eyes out and looking to the heavens shouting "Why me?! Why me?!" or "Why do you always have to take the good'uns?" I'd strip off and chase after Girlfrombar.

Then just before my time is up I'd run into a church, fall down onto my knees and beg for forgiveness for all my sins. By the time I've recounted all my sins, I reckon it should give me a few extra hours before I become a sunbeam.

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after chasing after me thru the rain, i think ur sins would be already wiped out

except u did it again while soaking!?

I'd emotionally blackmail my gf into finally going for that threesome.

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And who might that third person be?

Male, female or ...?

Should we offer some candidates?

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It'll most definately be female so do please stop PM-ing me your pictures Thomas.

I frankly find the titles of your PMs "I will bring the vaseline" quite disturbing.

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Hey TM.... if this thread isn't going quite how you like it, you could always ask the Mods to shut it down out of respect to dead people..

totster

I'd emotionally blackmail my gf into finally going for that threesome.

And who might that third person be?

Male, female or ...?

Should we offer some candidates?

It'll most definately be female so do please stop PM-ing me your pictures Thomas.

I frankly find the titles of your PMs "I will bring the vaseline" quite disturbing.

Hey TM.... if this thread isn't going quite how you like it, you could always ask the Mods to shut it down out of respect to dead people..

totster

:D