Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is a computer mouse called a mouse? frankly, it doesn't resemble a mouse to me

Why do people think a wet head will give them a cold?

Why do packages of peanuts or walnuts say "Contains nuts"? Are people really that stupid?

1. He was allowing his feminine side to show through.

1a. He was raised by chimps. How many chimps have beards?

2. It is supposed to resemble a mouse. Ask Steve Jobs. (Ooops, you'll need a seance)

3. Do they? If so, probably because of the dribbles of cold water running down your spine, Brrrrr!

4. Ask the nuts who design the packaging. And the nuts who assemble class-action cases to sue the manufacturers / packagers because poor little Tommy got a peanut stuck up his nose.

Now one from me: When did wimmin stop following the principle laid down since the time of Adam that they were put on this earth to please their masters in any and every way? Now they just go their own way and create all the problems we have faced over the recent decades,

never knew you to be one that lived totally in a fantasy world hb, but chimps do have beards...

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Now one from me: When did wimmin stop following the principle laid down since the time of Adam that they were put on this earth to please their masters in any and every way? Now they just go their own way and create all the problems we have faced over the recent decades,

Adam, isn't that another facet of that horrid fairy tale drudged up to back up the fallacy than women should clean men's homes?

Let's face it, one man can impregnate hundreds if not thousands of women, a dime a dozen. Yet only one woman- one child a year. So who is more valuable in the scheme of evolution?

I have a theory that men are victims of their own testosterone which makes them violent, hostile ,careless and rather bitchy every day of the month for their entire lives.

Men commit over 90 % of all crime, let us not forget. They really should be contained for the good of , er humanity. [ sarcastic smiley]

I've always wanted to ask what "diddums" means. I guess I could look it up.

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Now one from me: When did wimmin stop following the principle laid down since the time of Adam that they were put on this earth to please their masters in any and every way? Now they just go their own way and create all the problems we have faced over the recent decades,

Adam, isn't that another facet of that horrid fairy tale drudged up to back up the fallacy than women should clean men's homes?

Let's face it, one man can impregnate hundreds if not thousands of women, a dime a dozen. Yet only one woman- one child a year. So who is more valuable in the scheme of evolution?

I have a theory that men are victims of their own testosterone which makes them violent, hostile ,careless and rather bitchy every day of the month for their entire lives.

Men commit over 90 % of all crime, let us not forget. They really should be contained for the good of , er humanity. [ sarcastic smiley]

And less we also forget - most human populations and cultures are matriarchal and a number, matrilineal.....outside of the surfaced and proposed patriarchy facade that is cast upon our kind.

The historic goddess dominion is still very much apart of us, despite the faux-masculine theatre that plays itself out.

ok here goes

1) why do people where socks and sandles?

2) why do people have long hair and beards, and have grown them before coming to thailand

3) i get enquires from websites, but then i am told from the enquire they dont have an email address or access to the internet?

4) why do people still wear cut jeans as hotpants, yet are 50 year old males ?

5) ^^^ while wearing braces and a white vest ! ... even worse with socks and sandles and think this is acceptable dress wear?

6) why do germans love old bar girls and ladyboys more then any other national ? , is there something in the genes?

7) why do 95% of indians have a mostache? , and 45% of there wives as well?

so many quesitons.....

I've always wanted to ask what "diddums" means. I guess I could look it up.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diddumsCached - Similar

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How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way.

I've always wanted to ask what "diddums" means. I guess I could look it up.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diddumsCached - Similar

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How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way.

Well, that's not one I'd have figured out on my own. I was thinking maybe it meant "ditto". Thanks Zpete.

ok here goes

4) why do people still wear cut jeans as hotpants, yet are 50 year old males ?

I don't see what your problem is Boater. Mine are very comfy.

Why do we love the smell of our own noxious farts but gag

at other peoples?

Why do we still talk to women when we've got to the age where we don't really care whether we you know what or not?

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Now one from me: When did wimmin stop following the principle laid down since the time of Adam that they were put on this earth to please their masters in any and every way? Now they just go their own way and create all the problems we have faced over the recent decades,

Adam, isn't that another facet of that horrid fairy tale drudged up to back up the fallacy than women should clean men's homes?

Let's face it, one man can impregnate hundreds if not thousands of women, a dime a dozen. Yet only one woman- one child a year. So who is more valuable in the scheme of evolution?

I have a theory that men are victims of their own testosterone which makes them violent, hostile ,careless and rather bitchy every day of the month for their entire lives.

Men commit over 90 % of all crime, let us not forget. They really should be contained for the good of , er humanity. [ sarcastic smiley]

And less we also forget - most human populations and cultures are matriarchal and a number, matrilineal.....outside of the surfaced and proposed patriarchy facade that is cast upon our kind.

The historic goddess dominion is still very much apart of us, despite the faux-masculine theatre that plays itself out.

You remind me of David Koresh, please dont start any cults.

1)Why do people riding bicycles in thailand have to wear spandex?

Is Elvis really alive today?

Why does hot mustard taste different depending which side of your tongue you get it on?

why is Superman's hair always perfectly in place?...must be some kinda super Brylcreme and why doesn't Lois Lane ever want to muss it up like in the advertising jingle: 'and they love to get their fingers in your hair...'

must be something obscene that they don't want us to know about...like pubes and blowjobs...

Is Elvis really alive today?

Undoubtedly.

We celebrated his 77th birthday last Sunday (8th January)

It was also Shirley Bassey's 76th, David Bowie's 65th, Stephen Hawking's 70th and Jacques Anquetil's 77th.

why is Superman's hair always perfectly in place?...must be some kinda super Brylcreme and why doesn't Lois Lane ever want to muss it up like in the advertising jingle: 'and they love to get their fingers in your hair...'

must be something obscene that they don't want us to know about...like pubes and blowjobs...

Like Wayne Rooney, he had a transplant.

But whereas WR's transplant was taken from the palms of his hands, S'man only had one area not impervious to scalpels and such - which rendered up short and curly hair which had to be ironed flat and then stuck tightly to his head with Superglue (what else?)

Why do I only have two arms/hands?

Why not three.....or four?

Why was I born so handsum?

If Pluto's a dog and Mickey's a mouse what's Goofy?

(From "Stand By Me" and still unanswered).

If Pluto's a dog and Mickey's a mouse what's Goofy?

(From "Stand By Me" and still unanswered).

This whole thread strikes me as being goofy.

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Now one from me: When did wimmin stop following the principle laid down since the time of Adam that they were put on this earth to please their masters in any and every way? Now they just go their own way and create all the problems we have faced over the recent decades,

Adam, isn't that another facet of that horrid fairy tale drudged up to back up the fallacy than women should clean men's homes?

Let's face it, one man can impregnate hundreds if not thousands of women, a dime a dozen. Yet only one woman- one child a year. So who is more valuable in the scheme of evolution?

I have a theory that men are victims of their own testosterone which makes them violent, hostile ,careless and rather bitchy every day of the month for their entire lives.

Men commit over 90 % of all crime, let us not forget. They really should be contained for the good of , er humanity. [ sarcastic smiley]

And less we also forget - most human populations and cultures are matriarchal and a number, matrilineal.....outside of the surfaced and proposed patriarchy facade that is cast upon our kind.

The historic goddess dominion is still very much apart of us, despite the faux-masculine theatre that plays itself out.

You remind me of David Koresh, please dont start any cults.

David Koresh was far from celebrating the Goddess....matriarchy.

He was old school set in his ways patriarchal.

You obviously don't understand the references above.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a deaf kid swears, does his/her mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

You remind me of David Koresh, please dont start any cults.

David Koresh was far from celebrating the Goddess....matriarchy.

He was old school set in his ways patriarchal.

You obviously don't understand the references above.

Just wondering, will you be sacrificing any live animals before Dec 12, 2012..?

btw, i dont give a hoot about the references !

Turkeys

Why do 7/11 doors have door locks?

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Why do mobilephone apps have to say:

'sent from my android phone'

or

'sent from my iphone'

Can i send one from my ass?

No