Sharp Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Good advice from a concerned Farang .... Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 "Any Thai .... Oh look! a little drop of rain, lets enjoy its coolness on our head." Good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Cashier at supermarket/ covenient store/ 7eleven... "Sir, do you want a bag/straw/plastic spoon for your icecream cone/mouthwash/ yoghurt...or do you think we should keep this unneccessary plastic rubbish in the store, because you want to eat your icecream now, instead of taking it home/ never actually drink your mouthwash/ have yoghurt-spoons at home?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinot Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Thai: I'm really sick of som tam Thai girl: Let's get some exercise and go for a walk on the beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbeieio Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 40)( Any Thai) "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain"" 41) (Any Thai) "Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadcam Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 "I am sorry sir we don't have that".... instead of "No hab mistuuhh" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadcam Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Cashier at supermarket/ covenient store/ 7eleven... "Sir, do you want a bag/straw/plastic spoon for your icecream cone/mouthwash/ yoghurt...or do you think we should keep this unneccessary plastic rubbish in the store, because you want to eat your icecream now, instead of taking it home/ never actually drink your mouthwash/ have yoghurt-spoons at home?" OMG this place is crazy. My personal fav is when I get a coconut shake to go they put a plastic handle slip thing on the cup...<deleted>?! I have a hand and can hold the cup and I am going to drink it now. I would be happy with no lid...but try to tell them that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadcam Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Thai GF: Hey it's my day off tomorrow and let's go do something fun. How about we get up early like maybe 7a instead of you getting up at 8 and entertaining yourself on the computer until I get up at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewlyMintedThai Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 "I am sorry sir we don't have that".... instead of "No hab mistuuhh" This is Thailand...how's yourThai? Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 So where's the de-duplicated summary of this zombie thread again? Otherwise, please read through it all before posting the same old same old OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 A farang saying............ " It's all my fault ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 A farang saying............ " It's all my fault ". Yes you will, but it will be followed by "How the hell could I be so stupid !?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Wow, I really feel sorry for all the owners of those book stores full of Thai language fiction and non-fiction -- you know, the ones that are in every provincial town and always seem full of customers. Since Thais never read, all those books must just be gathering dust. Sad. They'd be better off calling em libraries. #99 "I have no intention of buying this book when I can read it in store" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Yes I know or Yes I understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 ZZ Top. 5555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) ZZ Top. 5555555555 go on then go on ye Edited February 21, 2013 by onionluke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 You're right; ZZTop is more likely. Perhaps there is a God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 ot on the roof down on thr street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 One step beyond..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) And now on Channel 3 its time for our latest Lakorn, " Love Betrayal at Midnight" in which Nadech Kugimiya and Kimberley Ann Voltemas play a young couple of street-dwelling paint huffers who discuss the role of Thailand's Trotskyist Workers Democracy Group and their connection to the International Socialist Tendency while at the same time showing their undying love for each other despite their respective families disapproval. Warning: This lakorn contains no screeching katoeys, ghosts, in it for the comedy value stereotypical fat and skinny Isaan maids, big haired evil mother-in laws, mentally disturbed Nang Icchas, Looney Tunes sound effects, houses that would make Tony Montana think " That's a bit crass", product placement so obvious Ray Charles could see it or 20 year olds driving red plate imports. Parental discretion is advised. Edited February 21, 2013 by mca 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyj Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 whilst driving- we should make room for that car in front to pull in... 21) I can't take your money, you will have to pay this ticket at the station. I have had that happen. thought I didn't understand and he was arguing with the missus. he didn't want us to have a bad impression of police in thailand - because he couldn't give a receipt. was a real pain meant we had to find the <deleted> station. wife even offered him more than the value of the ticket. still no go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garycm Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 wait can I call you back? I am driving my motorbike/ car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sing_Sling Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Oh yes, we have a terrible record of treating Cambodians, Rohyngia, Muslims and Burmese badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I was in the 7-11 and there was a penguin wearing a top hat buying a hot dog smokey bite and a bottle of M-150. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct99q Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Wife - "sure honey, my sister would love to join us!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaullyW Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Thai, irrespective of education "are there any things you DON'T like about Thailand?" (rather than the ubiquitous "don't you like [insert most anything here] about Thailand?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) In the 7-11 ( Door opening tone) Beep Bawp. (Staff ) Xxxx off Edited February 24, 2013 by metisdead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 i am really a piss poor farang, and i do not have a job , i am on benefits . god bless the DWP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaullyW Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I know it's not cool to be Thai, and that's why I try to look anything but -- Korean, Japanese, Eurasian, etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 No!!! Your wife , 2 babies, mother in law and pet rottweiler can't get on the motorbike, it's meant for 2 persons only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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