Buy her a washing machine for her birthday.

Washing machine? Do the decent thing and get her a maid

Now, now. Easy on the young lad. She's his first girlfriend ever. And he had to come all the way from the USA to find her! I can't fault him for getting this excited about it. How did you guys feel when you first lost your virginity?

Buy her a washing machine for her birthday.

Washing machine? Do the decent thing and get her a maid

And make sure the maid is decent looking and you might be able to get a threesome going..

Like monkey's, wont let go of one until they got a firm grip on the next.......branch ...

Buy her a washing machine for her birthday.

Washing machine? Do the decent thing and get her a maid

And make sure the maid is decent looking and you might be able to get a threesome going..

I've heard some girls would be more satisfied with the washing machine. Maybe the washing machine is best for him.

One born every day , get a life mate grow up !!!!DOH!!!

Now, now. Easy on the young lad. She's his first girlfriend ever. And he had to come all the way from the USA to find her! I can't fault him for getting this excited about it. How did you guys feel when you first lost your virginity?

drunk actually

Now, now. Easy on the young lad. She's his first girlfriend ever. And he had to come all the way from the USA to find her! I can't fault him for getting this excited about it. How did you guys feel when you first lost your virginity?

Blown away

I'm jealous, being young poor in shape but single

probably is a troll, but not every thai girl will leave for a richer man, not all live for money, most do but not all.

That's fantastic OP. Thanks for sharing

I had tears in my eyes reading the OP...

Not sure a gathering of old farts ( OK OK) is the best place for a young lad to wave about his new love for his young girlfriend, ...on top of it ...with romantic intimates details

Most answers could only be ironical satirical even contemptuous (maybe dictate by jealousy?)

Of course you can only read those answers, so you don' t hear some posters coughing with asthma , don't see other scratching resplendent beer bellies while tapping their answer.

BUT bear in mind many are regular consumer of Camagra while you came here shouting

"If you know how to talk to a woman and how to love a woman she will do anything for yo" (At least thanks you do not precise how many times)

All is given the stick to be beaten with, man man , you may be in love but aren't you slightly masochist too

Who said I was serious ?

There's no justice. I'm old and rich and have a girlfriend who won't have sex despite my having bought her a washing machine!

Buy her a washing machine for her birthday.

A washboard is all he can afford. But she could take it to the local river and save on his water bills.

And now we are all looking forward to part 2, where she wants to get a bun in the owen!

Most excellent start. Now you need to go and get yourself couple of older puma-type Thai-Chinese General's daughters (Dad's already croaked, probably, so hey presto, inheritance, $$$) and start leeching proper.

Are we supposed to be happy or feel sorry for the OP?

And now we are all looking forward to part 2, where she wants to get a bun in the owen!

Yes, but that's part three. In part two, she be joining the other ladies at the riverside to wash the clothes.

Think the OP should go and have a hand shandy.

Buy her a washing machine for her birthday.

A washboard is all he can afford. But she could take it to the local river and save on his water bills.

Wot; no soap?

And now we are all looking forward to part 2, where she wants to get a bun in the owen!

Yes, but that's part three. In part two, she be joining the other ladies at the riverside to wash the clothes.

I knew it!! The guy with the Family Mart-girl wasn't telling us the WHOLE story.

He needs to stop dreaming whilst playing pocket billiards.

He is living his dream...

Which one?

Make hay whilst the Sun shines boy for you may be sucking off tourists just to get by before you know it.

The boy is happy, proud, and in love,

are you schmucks jealous of his happiness ?

you can't hurt him anyways, he is happy and that is it

And now we are all looking forward to part 2, where she wants to get a bun in the owen!

Oh she's the bakery supervisor at tescos. I underestimated her.

Make hay whilst the Sun shines boy for you may be sucking off tourists just to get by before you know it.

I may be sooner than you think, according to one of his other posts he only has a $50 bill and was wondering whether he will get change when he does his visa run

You lead a charmed life indeed. How could it be otherwise, seeing as trolling is what you choose to do with your time.

I wonder what would happen if another farang came along who did have some cash behind him and started giving her attention...my money is on her being out the door so fast your head would spin...one suspects she is making best of a bad current situation...

and it probably wouldn't matter how old and ugly he was.

Are you so old and ugly yourself to be so disrespectful ? Teasing is OK kind'o spitting in the face of OP is a bit too much...or if it itches so much send in PM... sometimes mods are sleeping I'm afraid

Buy her a washing machine for her birthday.

A washboard is all he can afford. But she could take it to the local river and save on his water bills.

Wot; no soap?

U want soap as well??

Some people want everything

Use muscle power !!

why are so many looking down on tesco employees in this topic? not everyone on the internet can pretend to be married to a hiso chinese thai.