Newcastle United

[fcgprg]

We are just a joke, I don't see any way out of this mess other than Mike Ashley selling the club .Which I am sure he will not do because it is good advertising for his Sports Direct business. I don't think that he cares one way or the other about Newcastle United.

[mrbojangles]

We are just a joke, I don't see any way out of this mess other than Mike Ashley selling the club .Which I am sure he will not do because it is good advertising for his Sports Direct business. I don't think that he cares one way or the other about Newcastle United.

Lets just hope you are all still peeved off for the first game at our gaff

[fcgprg]

We are just a joke, I don't see any way out of this mess other than Mike Ashley selling the club .Which I am sure he will not do because it is good advertising for his Sports Direct business. I don't think that he cares one way or the other about Newcastle United.

Lets just hope you are all still peeved off for the first game at our gaff

I think it will be a good test for us ,we will see how our players are reacting to the turmoil.

[fcgprg]

Have a look at "The true Geordie" on YouTube it will give you a few laughs during this time when we have no football. I don't know how to upload it or I would have.

[MrRed]

Thanks for that mate

a link to the his latest one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97-p_hFsFao

[fcgprg]

The true Geordie talks a lot of sense but not in a politically correct way . He could do a better job than Thick Joe.

[Sunderland]

According to tonight's Evening Chronicle former Malaysian footballer and Blackburn Rovers supremo Shebby Singh is in talks with Newcastle about a new role with the club.

Exciting times ahead.

[fcgprg]

According to tonight's Evening Chronicle former Malaysian footballer and Blackburn Rovers supremo Shebby Singh is in talks with Newcastle about a new role with the club.

Exciting times ahead.

Singh and Calamity Joe would make a good team , welcome to the circus

[fcgprg]

Taking the piss out of Newcastle is welcome on the Sunderland thread, is that because they have not much else to talk about. Wait while Di cannot gets going you will soon forget about your big brother.

[Sunderland]

Taking the piss out of Newcastle is welcome on the Sunderland thread, is that because they have not much else to talk about. Wait while Di cannot gets going you will soon forget about your big brother.

Sorry ... don't get your horse knickers in a twist.

BTW ... I saw a Newcastle shirt nailed to a tree on Phaholyothin Road the other day. I thought, 'I'll have that!' You can can never have too many nails can you?

[Sunderland]

The Evening Chronicle is reporting that Alan Pardew took the Newcastle squad on a pre-season cruise down the River Tyne. All hell broke loose when the ship's captain stormed up to Pardew and said 'Jesus, someone's shit on the deck!' However, calm was quickly restored when Steven Taylor muscled in and said, 'Aye, but I'm <deleted> good in the air!'

[fcgprg]

The Evening Chronicle is reporting that Alan Pardew took the Newcastle squad on a pre-season cruise down the River Tyne. All hell broke loose when the ship's captain stormed up to Pardew and said 'Jesus, someone's shit on the deck!' However, calm was quickly restored when Steven Taylor muscled in and said, 'Aye, but I'm fuc_king good in the air!'

Keep them coming

[fcgprg]

It looks like we are after Arouna Kone from Wigan I think he would be a good signing for us . The Joker big Joe must like him ,I think he will go to Everton though that's what Owen Coyle said earlier in the week .Lets wait and see.

[fcgprg]

It looks like we are after Arouna Kone from Wigan I think he would be a good signing for us . The Joker big Joe must like him ,I think he will go to Everton though that's what Owen Coyle said earlier in the week .Lets wait and see.

Another one escapes the net ,I wonder if all we really want to sign are Free Transfers?.

[fcgprg]

Gentlemen How many of you think that We will go down this season and do you think that Joe Kinnear or is it (Roy Kinnear) will help the situation or make it worse?.

[smokie36]

Gentlemen How many of you think that We will go this season and do you think that Joe Kinnear or is it (Roy Kinnear) will help the situation or make it worse?.

You'll be battling Villa remember.

Plenty of choice for the bottom three clubs....the only thing that will help you will be some decent signings....

[fcgprg]

Gentlemen How many of you think that We will go this season and do you think that Joe Kinnear or is it (Roy Kinnear) will help the situation or make it worse?.

You'll be battling Villa remember.

Plenty of choice for the bottom three clubs....the only thing that will help you will be some decent signings....

The thing is we don't seem to have any signings that look like they are going to sign. Plenty of names in the frame but that is all . If I am being honest with the set up at the moment who would really want to come to us ?.

[fcgprg]

Still no movement here from the mighty Joe Kinnear . I think he might have forgotten how to get to the ground if we are lucky . he might be able to get a loan from Wonga for us to sign someone.

[Macclad]

Newcastle are supposed to be signing QPR striker,Loic Remy......he's French so should fit in well with the Gallic banter in the dressing room of 90% of your players !

Not sure you will go down but you could be grateful that there are the likes of Crystal Palace,Hull and Cardiff in the top flight that might just about keep you up.

[fcgprg]

Newcastle are supposed to be signing QPR striker,Loic Remy......he's French so should fit in well with the Gallic banter in the dressing room of 90% of your players !

Not sure you will go down but you could be grateful that there are the likes of Crystal Palace,Hull and Cardiff in the top flight that might just about keep you up.

We were going to have him last year but at the last minute he went to QPR for the money so we don't really want him. That might be good for us we should finish above those 3 teams.

Lets look on the bright side though everyone fit Joe will get us some good players and we will finish in the top 10 . 555

[fcgprg]

Joe Kinnear is reported to be going to bring Millwall coach Mick Harford to assist him looking for players. Not a popular move on the NUFC forums. Jobs for the boys springs to mind here.

[fcgprg]

Joe Kinnear is reported to be going to bring Millwall coach Mick Harford to assist him looking for players. Not a popular move on the NUFC forums. Jobs for the boys springs to mind here.

Its in the Guardian that Mick Harford has rejected an invitation from Joe Kinnear to become deputy director of football at NUFC and has instead accepted a position as Millwall,s assistant manager.

[pattayadingo]

Not often I chat online about NUFC...... That is usually done on nights out with friends who can take the p*ss out of me about NUFC

Right now, I feel the club is in a mess. The whole structure from Ashley downwards is pathetic.

We still have no big name signings, or any signings of note at all - Kinnear having been working so very hard while on holiday

We do not know who is really in charge of what at the club and that is not good for the team.

Harford? What can you say except it does seem as if there is an underlying trend to get Pardew out, or at least to undermine him. Thankfully Harford declined the offer.

Cabaye - if the reports are to be believed - he may well be on the way to Man U in the near future if they up their bid from £15m.

Cisse - I can understand where he is coming from and that I can see he is going too.

The list of shambolic goings on at this proud club make any good supporter dismay and I do worry for the future of the club as things stand presently

I really wish someone would buy Ashley out, someone who cares for the club and wants it to do well.

sigh

[fcgprg]

Not often I chat online about NUFC...... That is usually done on nights out with friends who can take the p*ss out of me about NUFC

Right now, I feel the club is in a mess. The whole structure from Ashley downwards is pathetic.

We still have no big name signings, or any signings of note at all - Kinnear having been working so very hard while on holiday

We do not know who is really in charge of what at the club and that is not good for the team.

Harford? What can you say except it does seem as if there is an underlying trend to get Pardew out, or at least to undermine him. Thankfully Harford declined the offer.

Cabaye - if the reports are to be believed - he may well be on the way to Man U in the near future if they up their bid from £15m.

Cisse - I can understand where he is coming from and that I can see he is going too.

The list of shambolic goings on at this proud club make any good supporter dismay and I do worry for the future of the club as things stand presently

I really wish someone would buy Ashley out, someone who cares for the club and wants it to do well.

sigh

I cant disagree with what you say .The only good thing about Ashley is he as put the club on a sound financial base .Which I would think would make it pretty easy for him to sell if he wanted to but I do not see him doing that in the near future it is to big a advertisement for his Sports direct international business,

[fcgprg]

Not often I chat online about NUFC...... That is usually done on nights out with friends who can take the p*ss out of me about NUFC

Right now, I feel the club is in a mess. The whole structure from Ashley downwards is pathetic.

We still have no big name signings, or any signings of note at all - Kinnear having been working so very hard while on holiday

We do not know who is really in charge of what at the club and that is not good for the team.

Harford? What can you say except it does seem as if there is an underlying trend to get Pardew out, or at least to undermine him. Thankfully Harford declined the offer.

Cabaye - if the reports are to be believed - he may well be on the way to Man U in the near future if they up their bid from £15m.

Cisse - I can understand where he is coming from and that I can see he is going too.

The list of shambolic goings on at this proud club make any good supporter dismay and I do worry for the future of the club as things stand presently

I really wish someone would buy Ashley out, someone who cares for the club and wants it to do well.

sigh

Double Post

[pattayadingo]

I take back what I said ^^^^ about Cisse and his stance on the payday loan advertising.

It certainly looks as if he is being a 2 faced so n so using his religion to make the stance. A photo of him gambling in a casino and confirmation from the casino and other witnesses who say that it is him has emerged.

If gambling is against his religion - a religion he fervently adheres to, according to him - as is usury, then he should not be gambling either.

Definitely 2 faced.

[fcgprg]

I take back what I said ^^^^ about Cisse and his stance on the payday loan advertising.

It certainly looks as if he is being a 2 faced so n so using his religion to make the stance. A photo of him gambling in a casino and confirmation from the casino and other witnesses who say that it is him has emerged.

If gambling is against his religion - a religion he fervently adheres to, according to him - as is usury, then he should not be gambling either.

Definitely 2 faced.

He just wants to leave the club, why was virgin money not a problem to him last season they also lend money.

[pattayadingo]

I take back what I said ^^^^ about Cisse and his stance on the payday loan advertising.

It certainly looks as if he is being a 2 faced so n so using his religion to make the stance. A photo of him gambling in a casino and confirmation from the casino and other witnesses who say that it is him has emerged.

If gambling is against his religion - a religion he fervently adheres to, according to him - as is usury, then he should not be gambling either.

Definitely 2 faced.

He just wants to leave the club, why was virgin money not a problem to him last season they also lend money.

That was one of my initial reactions regards Virgin momey but lending money at reasonable rates is nowhere near the same as Wonga who practic usury - according to the religion.

Looking at it another way, Barclays are also a bank and classed as a responsible lender at reasonable rates. If Barclays practiced usury, he could not play in the Premier league at all - allegedly.

Yes, it is possible he simply wants to leave the club, especially after that phoot of him gambling, showing he is 2 faced or ....

[fcgprg]

I take back what I said ^^^^ about Cisse and his stance on the payday loan advertising.

It certainly looks as if he is being a 2 faced so n so using his religion to make the stance. A photo of him gambling in a casino and confirmation from the casino and other witnesses who say that it is him has emerged.

If gambling is against his religion - a religion he fervently adheres to, according to him - as is usury, then he should not be gambling either.

Definitely 2 faced.

He just wants to leave the club, why was virgin money not a problem to him last season they also lend money.

That was one of my initial reactions regards Virgin momey but lending money at reasonable rates is nowhere near the same as Wonga who practic usury - according to the religion.

Looking at it another way, Barclays are also a bank and classed as a responsible lender at reasonable rates. If Barclays practiced usury, he could not play in the Premier league at all - allegedly.

Yes, it is possible he simply wants to leave the club, especially after that phoot of him gambling, showing he is 2 faced or ....

I just think he is looking for a way out of the club. I always thought that Islam forbid the lending of money at interest no matter how big or small the interest was. Having said that I just think he is playing games with the club.

[fcgprg]

Papis Cisse will now wear the clubs shirt with the Wonga logo on it after discussions with the club. It looks like his religious beliefs are not as strong has he first thought they were.