Everytime i drive past this sign i think of you Russ

Everytime i drive past this sign i think of you Russ

Thats wierd cos, I thought about you when seeing that self same sign, M42. Exept with me, Crabtree was always on the end..........

redrus

:D :D :D :D

Are they the Japanese guys who were crowded around your wife's face last night?

Heres one from me

Are they the Japanese guys who were crowded around your wife's face last night?

Heres one from me

Actually they were the ones you sent to me spanking your ass in that specialist club you wanted me to goto

Ohhh dear noodles you can be such a Sometimes

:D

Are they the Japanese guys who were crowded around your wife's face last night?

Heres one from me

nice to see this thread is as friendly as ever!!

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note from moderating team (in disguise as game4shame):

this thread not only sucks big, scaly, c*cks but has been running far too long.

as a result, topic now closed.

(in bold is the last word).

Are we having issues of harmony here? Where hast the love gone, brothers? Kiss and make up and soothe thy souls. Just keep the fingers out of each others <deleted>.

Alright Bagpus go and lick some more windows

Now now, dont be picking on my Northern mate

That post is written by something so confused, you dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your ass. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain.

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You smack it, it springs back, you smack it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous.

Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. No, come to think of it, you would.

Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your <deleted> mouth, stupid!"

How was that?

Daley gets the Crown! Long live the King of Mean!

Now now, dont be picking on my Northern mate

That post is written by something so confused, you dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your ass. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain.

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You smack it, it springs back, you smack it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous.

Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. No, come to think of it, you would.

Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your <deleted> mouth, stupid!"

How was that?

Daley gets the Crown! Long live the King of Mean!

And they whine about me writing essay's in my own thread

Not sure what exactly he wrote though, as it looked boring so I just ignored it.

And then there was one........

Why don't all you Wang Kerrs go start your own BS thread, where you can fluff each other to your hearts content, without disturbing those of us that are trying to have a serious discussion here

seconded! Now heed your own advise and get the <deleted> out of here!

seconded! Now heed your own advise and get the <deleted> out of here!

That almost sounded serious. By not using a smiley, it's hard to judge the true meaning of your statement.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't serious though, as this is my thread, and without me, you'd have nothing to respond and reply to !

Not to mention that without this thread, many of you would have nothing to contribute to the forum, and would have absolutely nothing to do all day except twiddle you thunbs and other body parts, while waiting for the next "End of the World" day to arrive (I think the world is going to end on 7 July next year ! After all, it will be 7-7-07 !!! Then again, maybe it won't be until 8 August 08 ? Or better yet, 9 Sept 2009 - aka 9-9-09 !! Better start getting prepared now !!!)

Was listening to vanilla ice last night and thoug i would post the lyrics in case anyone wanted a sing along

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)

All right stop collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop yo I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance go rush to the speaker that booms

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly when I play a dope melody

Anything less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it you better gain weight

You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS

Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'

Quick to the point to the point no faking

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 5.0

With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

Did you stop no I just drove by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block

The block was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis

Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine

Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine

Reading for the chumps on the wall

The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls

Gunshots rang out like a bell

I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells

Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car slammed on the gas

Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed

I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack

Police on the scene you know what I mean

They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

My town that created all the bass sound

Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

'Cause my style's like a chemical spill

Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel

Conducted and formed

This is a hel_l of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this

Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja

Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say ######

If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to get loose

Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla

Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla

Ice ice baby vanilla

Ice ice baby vanilla ice

Yo man let's get out of here

Word to your mother

Ice ice baby too cold

Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)

Ice ice baby

Taken from lyrics007 dot com

Was listening to vanilla ice last night and thoug i would post the lyrics in case anyone wanted a sing along

Yo VIP let's kick it

Taken from lyrics007 dot com

You've got to be really bored (amongst other things) to even be looking at Vanilla Ice lyrics, let alone copying and pasting them here.

Time for you to stop sampling the baby food bottles, and turn the computer off for awhile (at least until Joe turns 18 and moves out !)

(at least until Joe turns 18 and moves out !)

You reckon this thread will still be going then?

Never could figure out why white boys relate to rap. My son got into rap big time. For a guy who grew up during the renaissance of rock n' roll I had to cry. Musicians were not merely musicians back then; many were true poets, too. "Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet . . . " Keep dreamin', fella.

Vanilla Ice!

® TLW ©

Was listening to vanilla ice last night and thoug i would post the lyrics in case anyone wanted a sing along

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)

All right stop collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop yo I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance go rush to the speaker that booms

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly when I play a dope melody

Anything less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it you better gain weight

You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS

Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'

Quick to the point to the point no faking

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 5.0

With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

Did you stop no I just drove by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block

The block was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis

Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine

Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine

Reading for the chumps on the wall

The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls

Gunshots rang out like a bell

I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells

Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car slammed on the gas

Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed

I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack

Police on the scene you know what I mean

They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

My town that created all the bass sound

Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

'Cause my style's like a chemical spill

Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel

Conducted and formed

This is a hel_l of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this

Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja

Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say ######

If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to get loose

Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla

Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla

Ice ice baby vanilla

Ice ice baby vanilla ice

Yo man let's get out of here

Word to your mother

Ice ice baby too cold

Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)

Ice ice baby

Taken from lyrics007 dot com

You're absolutely right, "musicl wisdom" would have been the wrong thread for that one...

So you had some fun in here and now let me have the Last Word and we remain friends...

seconded! Now heed your own advise and get the <deleted> out of here!

That almost sounded serious. By not using a smiley, it's hard to judge the true meaning of your statement.

I'm truly honestly sorry for iomitting the smiley....so here we go:

seconded! Now heed your own advise and get the <deleted> out of here!

That almost sounded serious. By not using a smiley, it's hard to judge the true meaning of your statement.

I'm truly honestly sorry for iomitting the smiley ....so here we go:

TLW

seconded! Now heed your own advise and get the <deleted> out of here!

That almost sounded serious. By not using a smiley, it's hard to judge the true meaning of your statement.

I'm truly honestly sorry for iomitting the smiley ....so here we go:

TLW

No-one will let you have it

seconded! Now heed your own advise and get the <deleted> out of here!

That almost sounded serious. By not using a smiley, it's hard to judge the true meaning of your statement.

I'm truly honestly sorry for iomitting the smiley ....so here we go:

TLW

No-one will let you have it

You're still posting here? Have you done your homework already?

That is the whole point of this thread. Nobody will ever get the last word, because everybody will continue trying to get the last word and it just won't end.

That was more or less what the original thread was all about, how some people just feel the need to get the last word in a thread, regardless of topic or input.

So, now that you know it is a pointless endeavour, how many of you will continue in your vain attempts to get the last word ? Probably all of you, as you just can't help yourselves. Have fun.

That is the whole point of this thread. Nobody will ever get the last word, because everybody will continue trying to get the last word and it just won't end.

That was more or less what the original thread was all about, how some people just feel the need to get the last word in a thread, regardless of topic or input.

So, now that you know it is a pointless endeavour, how many of you will continue in your vain attempts to get the last word ? Probably all of you, as you just can't help yourselves. Have fun.

...count me in!

...count me in!

I wouldn't have expected any less

That is the whole point of this thread. Nobody will ever get the last word, because everybody will continue trying to get the last word and it just won't end.

That was more or less what the original thread was all about, how some people just feel the need to get the last word in a thread, regardless of topic or input.

So, now that you know it is a pointless endeavour, how many of you will continue in your vain attempts to get the last word ? Probably all of you, as you just can't help yourselves. Have fun.

Does that mean you are going to stop? If you think your effort will be in vain.

Does that mean you are going to stop? If you think your effort will be in vain.

Not likely. As I have mentioned somewhere else within the 30+ pages of this thread (at 40 posts/page), this is one of the few things that brings meaning into my life. Bowing out of this thread at this point in time would serve no purpose, though it would make some other people here happy, and I am not going to give them the satisfaction

Does that mean you are going to stop? If you think your effort will be in vain.

Not likely. As I have mentioned somewhere else within the 30+ pages of this thread (at 40 posts/page), this is one of the few things that brings meaning into my life. Bowing out of this thread at this point in time would serve no purpose, though it would make some other people here happy, and I am not going to give them the satisfaction

Someone like me will come along, make the last post, the world will end, and how will you feel then Kerryd?

Someone like me will come along, make the last post, the world will end, and how will you feel then Kerryd?

Well, if there is an afterlife as some here believe, I will make it my mission for eternity to get my revenge and the last word.

If there isn't an afterlife, c'est la vie. Mai Pen Rai. It just won't matter (not that it really does now, it's more of a principle thing).

It will be interesting to see who is still posting here in 2-3 years though.

There will come a time when we'll start hearing from the obituaries about the original TLW posters dropping off like flies. Of course, by then there will be new generations of time wasters.

Just checked the original thread again. It had a total of 664 posts before being shut down (sort of, though I see Jai Dee has been messing around in there, again)

We're up to 1,200 posts in this thread so far, and no sign of it slowing down anytime soon.