most usefull thing you have bought your wife,,,?

[pigeonjake]

as some will no im on my way back next week,,,

anyway my wife has been getting uncle shugger to cut our lawn,

so ive got her a lawn mower,,,lol,, ill tell you what she says when i get home,,

jake

[arthurwait]

anyway my wife has been getting uncle shugger to cut our lawn,

I hope that's not a spelling mistake.

[thailiketoo]

Galaxy Tablet 10.1

[RealisticRon]

Rampant Rabbit Thruster Delight.

[pigeonjake]

anyway my wife has been getting uncle shugger to cut our lawn,

I hope that's not a spelling mistake.

its her uncle and he has a wife and children, lives not to far from us, and he farms sugar cane,

jake,,

the older members on here, no i cant spell and no the reson

[pigeonjake]

Rampant Rabbit Thruster Delight.

i take it to give you a rest,,,lol

[Old Croc]

My airline ticket to Thailand

[Robroona]

My airline ticket OUT of Thailand

[nonthaburial]

A gag ??

[The stuttering parrot]

I once brought my wife a washing board and a mirror.

So if she didn't work she could watch herself starve to death!

[benalibina]

With the fear of getting bashed by the feminists on this forum, i bought a vacuumcleaner once for her.

Only used to clean the inside of the car though.

[Showbags]

broomstick.

[kevvy]

I brought mine a cookbook , then she handed back to me and laughed...

[Crossy]

Posted Today, 17:03

as some will no im on my way back next week,,, anyway my wife has been getting uncle shugger to cut our lawn, so ive got her a lawn mower,,,lol,, ill tell you what she says when i get home,,

It's rather scary, that's exactly what I bought my wife (at her request).

That was the one and only time she drove it, guess who's driving now, should have got a ride-on

[Costas2008]

A paper bag for her face and a pair of silky knickers for me.

[Showbags]

A paper bag for her face and a pair of silky knickers for me.

You wear silky knickers on your face ?

[weegee]

hey jake !.....wait till they lend it to everyone within 5 miles of your place, and it comes back Roo ted.....

[likewise]

ok, I'll be the first, a dildo .

[Costas2008]

ok, I'll be the first, a dildo .

Try taking Viagra next time.

[likewise]

we tend to go for both just to get that bit extra

[slipperylobster]

birth control pills and a tubal ligation..

[Costas2008]

A paper bag for her face and a pair of silky knickers for me.

You wear silky knickers on your face ?

You haven't tried it?

You don't know what you are missing

[ExpatOilWorker]

School girl uniform.

[pigeonjake]

School girl uniform.

your like me, been offshore to long,,,lol

jake,

[pigeonjake]

nive having a thread with a bit of craic in it for a change,

nice to see everyone getting along,,

AND YES CROSSY, YOURS IS BLOODY BIGGER THEN MINE,,,LOL

mines a little hover mower for her, fits in my case,,lol

[Lucifer]

A house.

[lungbing]

Me.

[thailiketoo]

Me.

How much did you cost and whom did you pay?

[chickenslegs]

ok, I'll be the first, a dildo .

Not the first - see post 4.

A Rampant Rabbit isn't a bunny.

[Banshee]

I forgot her last bday, won't do that again that's for f ing sure.