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How are you going to die?

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Jeez, 30 posts in 40 minutes. Either you're all jihadists getting ready to strap up, or a bunch of old sheilas wandering how many minutes off your life that next biscuit will take. :)
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I have so much joy to look forward in my life that the concept of dying is decades away for me.

 

Not that I'm immortal ... just that based on the lifespan of my parents (passed in their 80's) and relatives, most of whom are in their nineties ... that's at least a generation away.

 

I feel for the OP though.

 

The glow of the setting sun no longer warms his skin ... and that has to be a tough gig.

 

So, for me ... the focus is more on what I can achieve in the next 30 or 40 years then contemplating how eventually I will leave this mortal coil.

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This really is not the attitude to go through life with.

Your time is not guaranteed.

Best to get it through your head that you can go at any time and make the most of today.

 

I take it one day at a time; happy to see the sun rise every day and thankful.  Pain is just another way of knowing I'm not dead yet. 

 

Thought my name is Colin.
 
 

 

As about milking, the good doctor told me to avoid practicing in excess.
Even tried to change my avatar, but the system wouldn't accept it.........I said the system..........


So... you aren't Greek? Does this mean you have nothing to do SYRIZA either? Bummer.

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Never supported those idiots.

To tell you the truth, considering the state Greece is now, I wouldn't discount the thought of General Prayuth helping us.

Cost as have you been trying to milk any badgers recently ?

OP, why not really depress yourself and consider the chances of suffering cognitive degeneration in old age. 

 

Thailand has imported masses of old men large numbers of whom will suffer dementia of one form or another - Putting aside individuals affording life assurance I wonder if Thailand has figured out the extent of the welfare disaster it has imported. 

I have so much joy to look forward in my life that the concept of dying is decades away for me.

 

Not that I'm immortal ... just that based on the lifespan of my parents (passed in their 80's) and relatives, most of whom are in their nineties ... that's at least a generation away.

 

I feel for the OP though.

 

The glow of the setting sun no longer warms his skin ... and that has to be a tough gig.

 

So, for me ... the focus is more on what I can achieve in the next 30 or 40 years then contemplating how eventually I will leave this mortal coil.

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lifespan of my parents ? then I am already dead..

 

Mother, her younger Sister and 2 younger Brothers died in there 40's, even my younger 3 Cousin's have already died some years ago..  another 4 years and will have out lived my father and both sets of Grand parents.. Non died due to any accident.

 

Don't think lifespan of parents has much to do with it.

I have so much joy to look forward in my life that the concept of dying is decades away for me.

 

Not that I'm immortal ... just that based on the lifespan of my parents (passed in their 80's) and relatives, most of whom are in their nineties ... that's at least a generation away.

 

I feel for the OP though.

 

The glow of the setting sun no longer warms his skin ... and that has to be a tough gig.

 

So, for me ... the focus is more on what I can achieve in the next 30 or 40 years then contemplating how eventually I will leave this mortal coil..

 

This really is not the attitude to go through life with.

Your time is not guaranteed.

Best to get it through your head that you can go at any time and make the most of today.

 

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TLTT you can take some solace in this song.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxt_GHYmolI

 

RIP, Great Man.

 

For many this may well be the reality.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4

OP, why not really depress yourself and consider the chances of suffering cognitive degeneration in old age. 

 

Thailand has imported masses of old men large numbers of whom will suffer dementia of one form or another - Putting aside individuals affording life assurance I wonder if Thailand has figured out the extent of the welfare disaster it has imported. 

 

92 year old farang has just been checked into a nursing home up the road from me.

92 year old farang has just been checked into a nursing home up the road from me.


92? A Thai nursing home?

I feel for the OP though.

 

The glow of the setting sun no longer warms his skin ... and that has to be a tough gig.

 

So, for me ... the focus is more on what I can achieve in the next 30 or 40 years then contemplating how eventually I will leave this mortal coil.

 

 

I take it one day at a time; happy to see the sun rise every day and thankful.  Pain is just another way of knowing I'm not dead yet.

 

So, you'd bleed just to know you're alive?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw

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My most pleasurable way to die is similar to a lot of posters with the exception that my ATM card was empty,holding a cigarette in 1 hand,in the other a glass of beer,with between my legs yep you guessed it a hottie not the gf lol.

Cost as have you been trying to milk any badgers recently ?

 

Come on Toady ... at least get the spelling of his name correct.

 

You left off his ass
 

Costas ...

 

as you were then ... laugh.png

 

92 year old farang has just been checked into a nursing home up the road from me.


92? A Thai nursing home?

 

 

Yes, wife died, the family cant/wont take care of him.

Yes, he is the only farang in there, the other 30 or so residents are all Thai, costs about 18k per month.

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”

Woody Allen.

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”

Woody Allen.

 

 

Woody also said: "I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens".
 

Immediately after I climax, thanks.

i hope to go out same way i came in

 c section was it?

Viagra overdose at 90 years old - in a water bed with 3 leggy Thai girls - huge smile still on face long after death.

It could be a bit embarrassing when they are unable to close the coffin lid. But you would certainly be remembered.

i hope to go out same way i came in

I doubt you'd fit. A bit selfish too. Think of the pain you would cause some innocent woman, trying to climb back in

Viagra overdose at 90 years old - in a water bed with 3 leggy Thai girls - huge smile still on face long after death.

It could be a bit embarrassing when they are unable to close the coffin lid. But you would certainly be remembered.


That happens anyway due to rigor mortis.

Hopefully ball deep.  (But it ain't likely)

 

You should hook up with WhamBam - seems like the two of you have a lot in common.

 

Immediately after I climax, thanks.

How am I going to die?

 

Just like everyone else; a lack of oxygen to the brain.

Is this this weeks Friday Fun thread?

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i think will die heart failure  as beer by then will make me brain dead

I am not going to die.

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Is this this weeks Friday Fun thread?

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Actually it is a very important question for older people planning on never leaving Thailand.  If you are going to die of natural causes at home or fade away gradually hooked up to expensive stuff at the hospital.  My father died peacefully at home and my mother died after two years in a nursing home.  Me, I'd rather go like dad. Maybe it will be my choice or maybe not.  I don't know.  But most of the men I know who have died in Thailand did not use long term health care on the last journey. 
 

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