new friend for KerryD

KerryD who????

new friend for KerryD

What do you mean new friend? Does that not imply he had an old friend? If this is the case then we cant be talking about the same kerry

My bad, sorry!

Kerry's got a lot of reading to do when he wakes up.

Kerry's got a lot of reading to do when he wakes up.

Better put some pictres in as well then for his lateset girlfriend to look at while he is reading

To kerrys new girlfriend, this is what kerry is into if i was you and you can read English RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

New girlfriend? Has she met Nicky yet?

has he not seen any of this yet?

has he not seen any of this yet?

hahaha... when he does Tips name will be mud... as usual...

totster

has he not seen any of this yet?

hahaha... when he does Tips name will be mud... as usual...

totster

Nah kerry can take a joke, after all he looks in the mirror every morning

has he not seen any of this yet?

hahaha... when he does Tips name will be mud... as usual...

totster

Nah kerry can take a joke, after all he looks in the mirror every morning

Thats no joke... thats harsh reality...

totster

has he not seen any of this yet?

hahaha... when he does Tips name will be mud... as usual...

totster

What, me???

just did a kerryd search (safe search OFF!)

Aside from twenty five pornographic entries on sites liek

"spank your goose.com" etc...

this one stood out..

CHECK THE SIXTH ROW... three pictures (name of pics)

oh... and Uh OH!

WHO is KerryD??

My name is KerryD

My name is KerryD

My name is KerryD

My name is KerryD

Hails from Missouri, USA, Toronto, Canada, 'somewhere' in the Midwest, Chicago, Illinois . . . many different birthdates. Seems we don't really know for sure who this 'KerryD' fella is at all. Dubious, to say the least!

Missouri, that's where I was born.

Now you know why all the misery.

Bops is a hick? Thet's awright, Bops. We fergive ya.

Bops is a hick? Thet's awright, Bops. We fergive ya.

I was born and breed in the city, I have never been on a horse, or a white trash trailer park girl.

Have had a few gutter sluts though.

Bops is a hick? Thet's awright, Bops. We fergive ya.

I was born and breed in the city, I have never been on a horse, or a white trash trailer park girl.

Have had a few gutter sluts though.

Hells bells, any town with a population of over 200 is considered a city by Missourians. Show Me, Bops.

Bops is a hick? Thet's awright, Bops. We fergive ya.

I was born and breed in the city, I have never been on a horse, or a white trash trailer park girl.

Have had a few gutter sluts though.

Hells bells, any town with a population of over 200 is considered a city by Missourians. Show Me, Bops.

Show you what? The sluts or the cities?

Bops is a hick? Thet's awright, Bops. We fergive ya.

I was born and breed in the city, I have never been on a horse, or a white trash trailer park girl.

Have had a few gutter sluts though.

Hells bells, any town with a population of over 200 is considered a city by Missourians. Show Me, Bops.

Show you what? The sluts or the cities?

You hail from the "Show Me" state, remember? Let's start with the sluts.

You hail from the "Show Me" state, remember? Let's start with the sluts.

Get a grip ! This thread is about ME you wangkers !!

Just goes to show, without me around, you guys are lost. So lost that you had to start a topic up just about me.

Good to see at least 3 people realize the economic impact that my not being around would have on the local economy.

The fact that the majority of the wangkers, er, I mean well-intentioned members that took the time to vote, don't know me, is a bonus !

BTW Old Croc, this is about ME - kerryd, not kerryk !

I just asked the go-go girl in my bed why she is still here (yes Jai Dee/daleyboy, the same one I brought to that dinner at that place that time). She said something about liking me and me being good for her. (Now all 37 kilos of her wants to go eat)

50+ posts on this in less than a day. Just goes to show how popular I really am (kinda like that spot that itches really bad, and you want to scratch it, alot, but it's embarrassing because of it's location).

Gotta run (she-who-must-be-obeyed is hungry)

Wangkers

So just what does the "D" in Kerryd stand for, anyway??

Can I recind my comments about insightful, intelligent and humorous posts?

Apparently I was thinking about a different Kerry.

Can I recind my comments about insightful, intelligent and humorous posts?

Apparently I was thinking about a different Kerry.

Dont worry mate we all knew you were talking about another kerry

Can I recind my comments about insightful, intelligent and humorous posts?

Apparently I was thinking about a different Kerry.

Dont worry mate we all knew you were talking about another kerry

Who is this Kerry, anyway's

Can I recind my comments about insightful, intelligent and humorous posts?

Apparently I was thinking about a different Kerry.

Dont worry mate we all knew you were talking about another kerry

Who is this Kerry, anyway's

Some girl...

totster

Some girl...

totster

You appear to have these fantasies about various members being girls (like thaibebop).

I appear to be proof that it's better to be talked about than forgotten about !

The "d" in kerryd stands for "Death to the Dingbats that post in the Last Word thread" ! Or it's the first initial of my last name, and is also my domain name (don't bother, site isn't up as it seems every time I upload my pages, they decide to do another upgrade and wipe everything out again)

The biggest difference between kerryk and myself is that I wear a genuine Tilley hat (it's in my left hand as I stand at the base of Cheop's Pyramid):

not a Panama hat like that other guy wears.

(note the Tilley hat goes nicely with my Tilley Vest and Tilley Trousers !)

Of course, the other difference is that the newbie kerryk isn't in Bedlam (yet). Good to see that he is a Defender of the Realm (of Thailand) as well.

Funny to see that there is actually 3 people that think the Last Word thread would fade away without my presence ! Such naive people.

For those that don't know me, consider yourselves lucky ! I'm much worse in person ! Though, to be fair, I realise that most people can not bear to bask in my glow for too long. That is why I will often duck out of gatherings (like the Pattaya Piss-up) frequently, to allow the lesser beings a chance to recover before being brought into my light again !

bank account number 148-6043-171

(well, it's that and making sure none of you wangkers are trying to steal my girls while my back is turned)

Maybe that is why the Pattaya Piss-up as so few and far between ?

And for that daleyboy character. I just posted a pic of kurgen's membership card for Jenny's. Want me to post a pic of your membership card as well ?

In fact, from what I'm told, many people here have exclusive VIP membership cards for Jenny's !

Why am I not surprised ?

Wangkers !

What sort of person wears a matching set of clothes all called Tilley?

What sort of person wears a hat that's named after a lamp?

What sort of person wears a hat that's named after a lamp?

Neanderthals !

Obviously you know nothing about the world of "adventure clothing" !

Tilley's make some of the best adventure clothing in the world. Their hats are famous ! Not only loaded with features and tough as hel_l, but they come with a real life-time garauntee (they even tell you to put it in your will, as if the hat ever wears out, you can bring it in and it will be replaced, for free !)

There is a famous story of a Tilley hat being snatched off the head of it's owner, and eaten by the thieving elephant. The owner followed the elephant for 3 days until he was able to recover (and wash) his undamaged hat.

The Tilley vest in the picture also has a life-time garauntee. I actually have two of them (two different styles). I also have a pair of Tilley shorts with the same life-time garauntee.

(keep forgetting to send the pics in to the company in a bid to get into their catalogue. Kind of a feather in the cap for many adventure travellers !)

See what kind of interesting stuff you learn while I'm here ? Where would you be without me, you knuckle-dragging cave-dwellers !

(I can say that now, because daleyboy can't reach me even with those huge mitts of his !)