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Would Kerryd Be Missed?

Would KerryD Be Missed . . . 47 members have voted

  1. 1. . . . should he fall off Planet Earth?

    • The Last Word Thread will thankfully fade forever
      9%
      4
    • TLW thread will turn to highly intelligent discussions
      4%
      2
    • More posters would post in Bedlam
      4%
      2
    • A mock funeral would held at the next TV piss-up in his dishonour
      0%
      0
    • KerryD who????
      45%
      19
    • A Wailing Wall will be built at TV headquarters
      2%
      1
    • There would be mass suicides amongst TV membership
      2%
      1
    • Pattaya bars will dry up due to a lack of business
      16%
      7
    • We would see an marked increase in starving Isaan girls
      11%
      5
    • Bedlam would become boring
      2%
      1

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No need to apologize, TP. Kerry is a <deleted>. :D
Is this the LAST WORD on Kerry? :D

We're not done with Mr. Hansum KerryD yet. :D

It's his hat isn't Tip? :o

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No need to apologize, TP. Kerry is a <deleted>. :D
Is this the LAST WORD on Kerry? :D

We're not done with Mr. Hansum KerryD yet. :D

It's his hat isn't Tip? :o

It's his entire, very smart looking, color-coordinated, matching Tilley's outfit. No wonder he finds so many girls in Pattaya's bars. I must remind myself to quit dressing like a cheap farang. :D

No need to apologize, TP. Kerry is a <deleted>. :D
Is this the LAST WORD on Kerry? :D

We're not done with Mr. Hansum KerryD yet. :D

It's his hat isn't Tip? :o

It's his entire, very smart looking, color-coordinated, matching Tilley's outfit. No wonder he finds so many girls in Pattaya's bars. I must remind myself to quit dressing like a cheap farang. :D

Maybe they think he is Steve Irwin The Croc Hunter from OZ? :D

Kerryd died this morning at 06:00 upon discovering that he did not, in fact, have the last word, nor any right to claim the last word.

His last words were...

Kerryd died this morning at 06:00 upon discovering that he did not, in fact, have the last word, nor any right to claim the last word.

His last words were...

Aw, look at the scales on that one, she's a beaut!!

Wangkers ! :D

Well, you are soon to have your opportunity to see if I will be missed or not !

On Thursday evening I start my journey back to work in Afghanistan. I travel to Canada for a couple of weeks of refresher training, then it's off to the land of desert and Taliban !

For a period, I will not be online obviously (I can hear the cheering and applause already).

Once I get to the land of ice and snow, I may have short periods where I can connect and share my infinite wisdom with you lucky people. :o

Not sure what the situation will be like in AssCrackistan though. There should be an internet set up of some sort, but I doubt I'll have the same quality time online that I enjoy now (hmmm, sounds like the cheering and applause is getting louder) :D

The good news is (for me) that I will be getting a fair amount of holidays, and the company will be paying for me to fly back (here) twice in the next 10 months, plus the other benefits that go along with a paying job (like paycheques !) :D

If things go well, I may start up a TV Blog (Kerry in Kandahar ? Kerry's Kandahar Kronicle ? Kanadian Kerry's Kronicle from Kandahar ?). A blog named "The Last Word" from Kandahar may not be the best idea, considering the circumstances (wouldn't want it to be prophetic).

In any event, I'm sure that you fine people will carry on without me. I know the Last Word will survive in my absence, because none of you can resist it's appeal ! :D

Still got a couple of days to go though, then it's Hi Ho and Away I Go ! :D

You will be missed mate only jai dee will be partying YMCA.gif and a few other members party.gif

You just better watch out in the stan for these gun_rifle.gif and a few of these blowup.gif

Keep yer a$$ down Kerry, I don't they care about the difference between yanks and chanuks. :o

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Kerry, make sure you get one of those bullet-proof sleeves for your pecker. Otherwise, there would be no reason for you to come back to Thailand. :D

We'll be, ahem, thinking of, cough, you. :o

Kerry, make sure you get one of those bullet-proof sleeves for your pecker. Otherwise, there would be no reason for you to come back to Thailand. :D

We'll be, ahem, thinking of, cough, you. :D

Well, the fact is, I do have one of those (sort of) ! :D

During my last stint in Kabul, some of us were issued the latest military body armour. Others were issued with the older, obsolete stuff.

Being one of the ones with the old stuff, I decided to order my own. The vest I got is from Israel (see what those reporters in Lebanon and Israel are wearing ? Mine is the same, without the "Press" insignia).

It is better than the standard military issue, and comes with a groin protector, in case the bad guys decide to aim low for some reason :D

All going well, I'll have to wear it (the vest) now and then, but it won't be "tested". :o

(It makes the airport security people raise their eyebrows when you wear it into an airport !)

Wangkers ! :D

Well, you are soon to have your opportunity to see if I will be missed or not !

On Thursday evening I start my journey back to work in Afghanistan. I travel to Canada for a couple of weeks of refresher training, then it's off to the land of desert and Taliban !

For a period, I will not be online obviously (I can hear the cheering and applause already).

Once I get to the land of ice and snow, I may have short periods where I can connect and share my infinite wisdom with you lucky people. :o

Not sure what the situation will be like in AssCrackistan though. There should be an internet set up of some sort, but I doubt I'll have the same quality time online that I enjoy now (hmmm, sounds like the cheering and applause is getting louder) :D

The good news is (for me) that I will be getting a fair amount of holidays, and the company will be paying for me to fly back (here) twice in the next 10 months, plus the other benefits that go along with a paying job (like paycheques !) :D

If things go well, I may start up a TV Blog (Kerry in Kandahar ? Kerry's Kandahar Kronicle ? Kanadian Kerry's Kronicle from Kandahar ?). A blog named "The Last Word" from Kandahar may not be the best idea, considering the circumstances (wouldn't want it to be prophetic).

In any event, I'm sure that you fine people will carry on without me. I know the Last Word will survive in my absence, because none of you can resist it's appeal ! :D

Still got a couple of days to go though, then it's Hi Ho and Away I Go ! :D

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<deleted>.ck off Kerry. You get the rest of us all worked up over bloody new threads that are even worse floaters than Chownah´s Pebbles, and now you tell us you going back to afghaniland.

Get your ass back in tv.com´s bedlam, or we´ll be the ones aiming low.

The beer´s colder on tv.com! :D

Guatemala is a destination for those gone Rn´RWOL.

On Thursday evening I start my journey back to work in Afghanistan. I travel to Canada for a couple of weeks of refresher training,

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then it's off to the land of desert and Taliban !

Still got a couple of days to go though, then it's Hi Ho and Away I Go ! :D

Anyways, nice having you here and good luck and visit “The Pensioners” :D us that is, once in a while when you “Kan”. (had to get that one in :D ).

God bless and safe times. :D:D

See you anon, on :o

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win :D

Even though i hate you. Just make sure you look out for yourself, i mean where would we be with no last word? :o

i mean where would we be with no last word? :D

we´d all be a dam.ned sight more productive with our lives, i imagine.

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i mean where would we be with no last word? :D

we´d all be a dam.ned sight more productive with our lives, i imagine.

:D

Dream on !

Good to feel the love in the room :o

Hey kayo, if you get any suspicious looking packages with Afghani stamps on them, don't worry about it, just open the box ! :D

Hey Dale ! Don't be mad just because Jenny's replaced you with younger, cuter and bigger-busted versions of you ! :D

You're still my favourite bar fine from there !

Still got almost 2 days of tormenting y'all to go ! Saying good-bye to all the girls in all those clubs is taking up too much of my time !

Sure hope my departure won't cause any more clubs/bars to shut down ! :D

i mean where would we be with no last word? :D

we´d all be a dam.ned sight more productive with our lives, i imagine.

:D

Dream on !

Good to feel the love in the room :o

Hey kayo, if you get any suspicious looking packages with Afghani stamps on them, don't worry about it, just open the box ! :D

:D:D:D:D

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OK, this is it. I depart Pattaya in a little under 2 hours to start my journey. Just about to shut down everything, so I figured I'd make a final post here (and maybe in the Last Word) and then shut down the computer.

All going well, I won't be totally out of touch for long.

Talk to you all later eh !

:o

All the best Kerry, and keep safe :o

But you still won't be missed :D

Ohh he will be missed, just like i miss not having an ingrowing toenail :D

Bye, Kerry. Cry.gif

:oBG.gifDrinkingShots.gifParty.gifYMCA.gif

Hey, I wanna go to agfanhi too, If I get this kind of party!

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Bye, Kerry. Cry.gif

NOW PLAYING LIVE IN BANGKOK AT A LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT NEAR YOU!

*Sorry for the confusion, kayo.

:oBG.gifDrinkingShots.gifParty.gifYMCA.gif

Hey, I wanna go to agfanhi too, If I get this kind of party!

Shhhhh..... has he gone yet? :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Shhhhh..... has he gone yet? :o

Not quite !

I am back in Canada now though ! :D

And the hotel they put me up in has a computer in the lobby. Guess I know where I'll be spending a lot of my free time !

Wow. Talk about culture shock. I was on the ground for a couple of hours and wanted to turn around and fly back to Thailand. Every thing is so strange here.

They drive on the wrong side of the road. Very, very few motos any where. It's so nice and clean. No food vendors on the corners/sidewalks. Everything is so much more expensive here. No baht buses or moto taxis either. :D

Went to a local "establishment" last night. Major disappointment. Won't have to worry about spending too much money there for sure.

Funny thing. Two of my buddies from the 'stan, that had been living in Bangkok, were also hired. Ran into them last night, and oddly enough, we were all wearing those yellow "I love the King" bracelets !

It appears I'll be here in Canada until late next month now, so you can expect to see me online now and then for a little while yet (cries of disappointment ring through the TV forums)!

See you later eh !

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