My Chang Vest looks nice

My vest looks nice away from the beach or gym and people appreciate my keen fashion sense.

I am not fascinated by ladyboys

My Chang Vest looks nice

It was on back to front Ace........... ................

It will get better!

Never been with Bar Girl since I got Married..

hahaha! That young douche with a hottie!

Wait until he finds out it's a ladyboy

"Using the word douche makes me seem intelligent and better than others"

I sapeak Thai so good naa

I love the village life. My soi is so relaxed.

Because I do not live in LOS but spend all my dosh there, you lot that live there are daft.......

I don't have to use viagara, I just like to.

She's not a chronic alcoholic, she just needs multiple tequila shots before she dances.

It's not authentic like the street food I had in Thailand

at age 68, physically in top shape and good looking, me and my Honda Click pick up more stunning birds than a youngster with a Ferrari.

I look 10 years younger than my real age - and my wife looks 20 years younger than hers.

Tatoos on my forearm make me tough like Popeye. Or maybe make me funny like a cartoon but they make me 'something'.

"Everyone on my soi knows me."

i rather have a healthy noodle soup with pork from a street vendor instead of imported Argentine or Australian steaks. no danger of acquiring mad cow syndrome from Thai pork.

My Wife's Son is really good with Computors

Have a good standard of living, without having to work as in farangland.

OR

I Have western standart life in Thailand cheapest than in my farangland..

I'm not depressed, it's just cynicism.

You really need a workmans truck in Thailand

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder):

I know that my baby loves me,

My baby needs me,

That's why we made it through the years.

Computer Hiccup, but anyway:

We have a great relationship because we had a high compatibility index rating on elite dating dot com.

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder):

I know that my baby loves me,

My baby needs me,

That's why we made it through the years.

Don't worry. I doubt he's reading this.

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder):

I know that my baby loves me,

My baby needs me,

That's why we made it through the years.

Don't worry. I doubt he's reading this.

All of the posts here are just funny and none of it actually pertains to me in any way.

I didn't get a young girlfriend because I'm an old man myself, I'm 60 and she's 30, we're perfect for each other.

Buying A Truck was MY idea no family tells me what to buy