What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Ace of Pop]

My Chang Vest looks nice

[HLover]

My vest looks nice away from the beach or gym and people appreciate my keen fashion sense.

[Rob8891]

I am not fascinated by ladyboys

[transam]

My Chang Vest looks nice

It was on back to front Ace........... ................

[pluto_manibo]

It will get better!

[Ace of Pop]

Never been with Bar Girl since I got Married..

[theguyfromanotherforum]

hahaha! That young douche with a hottie!

Wait until he finds out it's a ladyboy

[HLover]

"Using the word douche makes me seem intelligent and better than others"

[nikmar]

I sapeak Thai so good naa

[balo]

I love the village life. My soi is so relaxed.

[transam]

Because I do not live in LOS but spend all my dosh there, you lot that live there are daft.......

[jerojero]

I don't have to use viagara, I just like to.

[HLover]

She's not a chronic alcoholic, she just needs multiple tequila shots before she dances.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

It's not authentic like the street food I had in Thailand

[Naam]

at age 68, physically in top shape and good looking, me and my Honda Click pick up more stunning birds than a youngster with a Ferrari.

[SoiBiker]

I look 10 years younger than my real age - and my wife looks 20 years younger than hers.

[HLover]

Tatoos on my forearm make me tough like Popeye. Or maybe make me funny like a cartoon but they make me 'something'.

[eldragon]

"Everyone on my soi knows me."

[Naam]

i rather have a healthy noodle soup with pork from a street vendor instead of imported Argentine or Australian steaks. no danger of acquiring mad cow syndrome from Thai pork.

[Ace of Pop]

My Wife's Son is really good with Computors

[ardokano]

Have a good standard of living, without having to work as in farangland.

OR

I Have western standart life in Thailand cheapest than in my farangland..

[SoiBiker]

I'm not depressed, it's just cynicism.

[Ace of Pop]

You really need a workmans truck in Thailand

[JLCrab]

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder):

I know that my baby loves me,

My baby needs me,

That's why we made it through the years.

[JLCrab]

Computer Hiccup, but anyway:

We have a great relationship because we had a high compatibility index rating on elite dating dot com.

Edited March 30, 2016 by JLCrab

[SoiBiker]

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder):

I know that my baby loves me,

My baby needs me,

That's why we made it through the years.

Don't worry. I doubt he's reading this.

[JLCrab]

(With apologies to Stevie Wonder):

I know that my baby loves me,

My baby needs me,

That's why we made it through the years.

Don't worry. I doubt he's reading this.

[anotheruser]

All of the posts here are just funny and none of it actually pertains to me in any way.

[MatteoBassini]

I didn't get a young girlfriend because I'm an old man myself, I'm 60 and she's 30, we're perfect for each other.

[Ace of Pop]

Buying A Truck was MY idea no family tells me what to buy