my Thai wife's family really do love me

my shirt buttons are buttoned in the wrong holes when I come home because I took it off and went for a swim in the river. Forgot to do my fly up also same reason.

Mrs looks great with an extra 5kg on her!

My beer belly looks kind of sexy.

 

 

As I get older, young people become more interested in my wisdom. 

Girls in particular.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sure they will sell bum guns in argos.

Yh rent 10 condos on airbnb and get rich 100k a month. Eazee 

I'm sure of I agree to pay her family 10k a month instead of 5 they will never ask for more.

I'm an important figure I deserve celebrity status and my videos are not cheesy!

Roll on Feb 2049. Retirement is on the horizon!

I have the biggest and longest penis. 

 

How can I get my Tetsomaso into Thailand?

    Money isn't a problem. 

The pound will recover.

Welsh will soon be the main language spoken in the world. 

The sheep loves it they do

I never paid one Satang to my Thai family. 

On 1/13/2017 at 8:41 AM, Saastrajaa said:

 

10 years ago, maybe...

What do you mean 10 years ago....1000 definitely cuts it......

depends on what one looks like, let’s be honest, if you are obese and ugly the girl is going to want far more, to deal with the vomit response that she would get....sadly many farang qualify for this.

My wife really loves me. She's not such a _()&%%$%#@ <>

I got a great deal off her dad for the land.

I have never made a mistake in my life. Success breeds success!

Never has a Bangkok taxi refused the meter with me !

I won't get fooled again.

I made more money with my GFM page than you!

I said sod the sin sod I gave her 250k anyway and a motor. She knows she's onto a winner I get my pension in 2049 too!

I always pay the Thai price.

 I speak Thai like my mother tongue. 

(but sometimes need help to order a noodle soup). 

I've got three flats in London, a beach house in California, and a castle in Germany.

 

  Honestly speaking, I think that I've made a mistake to marry five Thai ladies before. 

 

   But my new Missus is different and loves me until the end. Never asking for anything. 

Pay for thaivisa? No never I would never pay to poke fun at people and myself and even when I'm drunk cos it's only 1000 baht a year. I would never do it. 

I will be glued to the telly today watching the Royal Wedding !!

On 5/18/2018 at 10:53 AM, jenny2017 said:

I've got three flats in London, a beach house in California, and a castle in Germany.

No, I have 2 houses in Calif. and 2 houses in Thailand......I mean I paid for 2 houses in Thailand.