What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Agent Sumo]

I couldn't learn Thai because I'm tone deaf

[benalibina]

No I am not indifferent, it just makes it easier to adapt.

[Ace of Pop]

Pick ups ride just like Cars

[Rob8891]

People are like sheep. They'll quickly forget the insults I heap on them

[Rob8891]

I wasn't in the SAS, but I could have joined

[BaldPlumber]

It was a brilliant career move to come here and teach English in my thirties for 30K a month.

Plenty of time to think about my pension and savings later on. Meanwhile, all my friends at home are dead jealous of me.

[ThaiFelix]

I came 18 times last night.

[Ace of Pop]

Hotel breakfast is nice

[mcfish]

I pick up uni students for free sex

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[Bernard Flint]

I barfined a hooker, and she didnt want any money, but i give her 1,000 baht, i am good man

[transam]

You lot must be all slobs cos all the locals smile at me..........

[Rob8891]

Ladies everywhere love it when I sing "You are so beautiful" to them incessantly.

[thaiduncankk]

With me being ex special forces, and having met her on her very first night working in the bar, it should be a relationship made in heaven.

[Rob8891]

I am not living a lie.

[arunsakda]

I have never had "sloppy seconds" and that is just a normal discharge.

[Ace of Pop]

You lot must be all slobs cos all the locals smile at me..........

Do your zip up

[ThaiFelix]

I pick up uni students for free sex

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Uni students pay me

[ThaiFelix]

• I'm an expert on everything about Thailand: people respect my knowledge and rely on my good advice.
• I never offer unsolicited advice

I'm such an expert I now run a tour business.

[Gecko123]

I'm not happy, but I am content.

[jerojero]

I really believe 99% of posters on TV are smart, knowledgeable experts in giving advice.

[The Deerhunter]

In Thailand and other "3rd World" places old people are loved, respected and cared for by their families

Some times. Lets hope we all are not exceptions.

[Rob8891]

But...But...But....It isn't my fault..........

[transam]

I only finance girls I feel sorry for.....................

[Ron19]

It's up to me.

[Rob8891]

No, that isn't a tramp stamp on her <insert appropriate body part>, it's a work of art.

[transam]

I am not fat, it's my money belt................

[Oceanbat]

You can't make decent money as a foreigner in Thailand.

OB

[Stevemercer]

My Thai wife says it is OK for me to sleep with other girls.

[BTempleman]

It´s not gay to have sex with ladyboys,

Unless your balls touch. Then, it's gay.

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[nikmar]

It's just a rash.