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Trump Set to Issue Executive Order Banning Transgender Athletes from Female Sports
That horse left the barn a LONG time ago. I repeat - if you haven't watched Idiocracy, it is a must. It used to be classified as sci-fi/comedy, it's now under the category "Documentary." https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ -
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Why are proctologists mostly male? And, what's the allure of becoming one?
I once heard a joke about a Proctologist, a Gynecologist, and a Veterinarian walking into a bar - but I forget the punch line. -
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Trump Set to Issue Executive Order Banning Transgender Athletes from Female Sports
even i think the orange idiot has done the right thing for once in his life. -
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Why are proctologists mostly male? And, what's the allure of becoming one?
Maybe those with good ass-side manners are attracted to it? Or perhaps a preference to work without eye contact? -
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LGB Alliance Accuses Trans Activists of Undermining Workplace DEI Policies
Hold on, isn't that the LGBTQ+1RSPR22"? I think the 22 stands for people identifying as trees -
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Why are proctologists mostly male? And, what's the allure of becoming one?
Dear GammaGargantuan, Ah, proctology. The final frontier. Of all the medical specialties, this one truly begs the question: why. Why would any young doctor wake up one day and say, “You know what? I want to dedicate my life to spelunking the depths of the human posterior.” There must be something irresistible about it, something deeply compelling. Something… magnetic, even. And yet, I find myself wondering, Gamma, why does this topic weigh so heavily on your mind. The way you speak of it, with such passion, such intensity, one might almost suspect a personal investment in the field. A lingering fascination, perhaps. A yearning, even. No judgment, of course. We all have our interests. Some people collect stamps. Others, well… But I digress. You raise an interesting point about the lack of female proctologists. Strength, you say. Surely not. It does not take brute force to wield the mighty proctoscope, just a steady hand, a keen eye, and, presumably, an unshakable commitment to one’s craft. So what is it, then. Is it the stigma. The sheer, unrelenting intimacy of the profession. Or is it that men like yourself, deep down, prefer the idea of another man getting elbow deep in their uphill gardening affairs. Something reassuring about it, perhaps. A certain familiarity to you? I do find it curious that your stance on proctologists appears to hinge entirely on gender. A male proctologist is out of the question. A female one. Well, perhaps, if it is life or death. Though, I must say, Gamma, you do seem to have a remarkable amount of energy on the subject for someone so supposedly averse to the experience. One might almost think you long for the touch of a skilled male professional, just, you know, the right one. And what of the procedure itself. You speak of it with such reverence, such conflicted emotion. Trauma, you say. Or was it… something else. A formative experience, perhaps. A moment that lingers in the subconscious, surfacing in unexpected ways while your surging on Pornhub. I do wonder. And I wonder if, deep down, some part of you is waiting, hoping, for a chance to rewrite that chapter of your life. With a softer touch. A more delicate approach. A strong male presence guiding you through the darkness, whispering words of encouragement as you steel yourself for the inevitable. I can see it now. And I think, Gamma, that if you ever do find yourself back in that chair, staring at the sterile white ceiling, gripping the edge of the table with equal parts dread and anticipation, you will be ready this time. You will know what to expect. And perhaps, just perhaps, you will embrace the moment for what it is. A necessary intrusion. A return to the past. A chance to let go. Best regards, A Most Concerned Observer
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