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My friend had a mail order company selling cheap shit, and the most weird thing was those who bought shit once, would  come back to order more shit, even they knew it was shit first time, and most likely would be shit they got in the mail next time as well. 60% was returning customers buying shit! 

 

What is the moral of the story? 

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8 minutes ago, Hummin said:

My friend had a mail order company selling cheap shit, and the most weird thing was those who bought shit once, would  come back to order more shit, even they knew it was shit first time, and most likely would be shit they got in the mail next time as well. 60% was returning customers buying shit! 

 

What is the moral of the story? 

The moral of the story? Some people just forget that they bought shit and do the shit over and over again, even when the shit smells very bad.  

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2 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

The moral of the story? Some people just forget that they bought shit and do the shit over and over again, even when the shit smells very bad.  

And everyone who got this fantastic catalog in mail, remember how fantastick the cheap shot looked and was described at the best shit you could get for money. Well,,,,,, 

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1 minute ago, sirineou said:

  40% of people dont like shit

Well 40% of those who bought shit, did not like the shit, but luckely there is alot more people never boying shit in the first place ;-)

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Just now, sirineou said:

  40% of people dont like shit

Considering that we're in Thailand, it could also be up to 400 % of people who don't like shit. Of course depending on if it's from an explosive diarrhea or ordinary thin shit. 

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2 minutes ago, mahtin said:

No copyright?

It's completely different and the owner gave me the sallowness to post my version, no problem. But it's the same wake up call for newbies who should believe these stories. Most are so true that I can confirm it through my life experience. 

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Just now, ExpatOilWorker said:

You just copied Stephen Leather's book and put your own name on it?

 

Nope, I was asking him if I can use my version of it and he said it would be okay. 

It was actually written by me for an American friend as a warning. 

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1 minute ago, Hummin said:

I do not think you can warn anyone agianst what is coming for the newbies. Just let them roll the dice and go all in and hopefully learn first time, or at least second time. Nobody likes to be told what to to or not to do. If you do not have the survivel scills, you have to gain them quick. No friend or stranger can save you from sweet smiles, sex drugs and rock roll if you do not have it in you from before. 

 

Beer and viagra is cheap, and you just live this life, and so many souls to save. Halleluja :post-4641-1156694005:

There's a thread about a guy who's so proud that he'd warned a couple of newbies of the dangers, but most guys in love don't want to hear something completely different to the lovely bird they've got. Until they find all out. And that can take years. I've also stopped to warn others when I know that the "lady" in the village is just a puce of shit, but she always finds new guys who fall in love with her. Each customers buys gold, some buy a moped, etc...What a weird world. :post-4641-1156694083:

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32 minutes ago, Hummin said:

My friend had a mail order company selling cheap shit, and the most weird thing was those who bought shit once, would  come back to order more shit, even they knew it was shit first time, and most likely would be shit they got in the mail next time as well. 60% was returning customers buying shit! 

 

What is the moral of the story? 

shit  happens????

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There's a thread about a guy who's so proud that he'd warned a couple of newbies of the dangers, but most guys in love don't want to hear something completely different to the lovely bird they've got. Until they find all out. And that can take years. I've also stopped to warn others when I know that the "lady" in the village is just a puce of shit, but she always finds new guys who fall in love with her. Each customers buys gold, some buy a moped, etc...What a weird world. :post-4641-1156694083:

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Dear OP.

Must be nice to sit on your high horse and comment on all other stupid farangs...

You of course live the perfect life.....Married 95 years to a woman "who is different"

 

You should write o book:  "Barstool Tales"

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11 minutes ago, Hummin said:

I do not think you can warn anyone agianst what is coming for the newbies. Just let them roll the dice and go all in and hopefully learn first time, or at least second time. Nobody likes to be told what to to or not to do. If you do not have the survivel scills, you have to gain them quick. No friend or stranger can save you from sweet smiles, sex drugs and rock roll if you do not have it in you from before. 

 

Beer and viagra is cheap, and you just live this life, and so many souls to save. Halleluja :post-4641-1156694005:

Hallelujah !

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54 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

When the American guy burnt down the house, car and truck and hanged himself, nobody was even thinking about an eventually broken guy with psychological and financial problems, who wanted to have another girl living in the same house with his wife.

 

I probably have missed that, so do you have a link to your claims?

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1 minute ago, JOC said:

Dear OP.

Must be nice to sit on your high horse and comment on all other stupid farangs...

You of course live the perfect life.....Married 95 years to a woman "who is different"

 

You should write o book:  "Barstool Tales"

Why are you accusing me of this? I'm, not sitting on a high horse and my thread was more an eye opener for those who fall in love at first sight. 

 

    I also made many stupid mistakes and I'd like to share them with others if you don't mind. You said "all other stupid farangs, not I. "

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2 minutes ago, Hummin said:

When was it wrong to give gold and moped? I must have missed something on the way,,,,

I've also stopped to warn others when I know that the "lady" in the village is just a puce of shit, but she always finds new guys who fall in love with her. Each customers buys gold, some buy a moped, etc...What a weird world.

 

Where did I say that it's wrong to buy gold and mopeds, please? The particular "lady" isn't even a stunner, but smart enough to tell her new farangs what they want to hear and she knows exactly what they like in bed. Sometimes a farang's only there for a holiday, but she knows how to milk them. 

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3 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

I've also stopped to warn others when I know that the "lady" in the village is just a puce of shit, but she always finds new guys who fall in love with her. Each customers buys gold, some buy a moped, etc...What a weird world.

 

Where did I say that it's wrong to buy gold and mopeds, please? The particular "lady" isn't even a stunner, but smart enough to tell her new farangs what they want to hear and she knows exactly what they like in bed. Sometimes a farang's only there for a holiday, but she knows how to milk them. 

I have lived among them long enough on the sideline and no romanse involved, and know whats going on. But when shit hits the fan, it is easy to get involved with even the most badass girl you know you never should have looked in the eye more than once. They are good at what they are doing, and so inocent. 

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