I had to roll to like 7 places today and it was hot and rainy. For some reason,there were all the pretty, feminine girls around looking cool as cucumbers ( while I sweated my fat butt off) but.....

 

The feet. These pretty girls have monster feet. Some look like they are pherensile, others like flippers,some flat and splayed. I'm looking at this pretty well-dressed girl on the SkyTrain right now, but it is amazing, when I look at her feet, she's got a big toe that's bigger than my you-know-what.

 

now God knows why I'm even posting this, I think I'm losing it, but still, it's an observation that I made and I don't understand it. how can gorgeous girls have feet that were best suited to something in a zoo.

Probably got something to do with running around barefoot as a child, back up in Issan on the farm or in the paddy fields ? Just my guess, I don't really know. 

Are you sure they are real girls?

Generations working in the fields resulting in bigs hands and big feet I expect.

Its the splayed toes! that used to turn me rapidly. 

Luckily the wife has small very dainty feet size 35 ?

Her mother is like a troll ! Very wide big feet and huge hands but a lovely woman I am quick to add.?

35 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Are you sure they are real girls?

Yeah, I'm.sure 555555

 

I just noticed the source of that picture. The thought of some Looney Tunes rubbing one out over that picture made me vomit in the back of my throat

12 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Generations working in the fields resulting in bigs hands and big feet I expect.

Its the splayed toes! that used to turn me rapidly. 

Luckily the wife has small very dainty feet size 35 ?

Her mother is like a troll ! Very wide big feet and huge hands but a lovely woman I am quick to add.?

I I wonder if it is genetic at this point in time. Like they have evolved or something. My ex Japanese had rice Patty feet they were totally flat and wide like pancakes with tiny little toes. It was the weirdest thing I ever saw.

 

I'm still freaking out over that girl's big toes. She was all of 5 ft tall, and I swear to God her toe was bigger than my whole foot. And a lot of them wear sandals with that little loop around the toes so it accentuates the digit.

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

I had to roll to like 7 places today and it was hot and rainy. For some reason,there were all the pretty, feminine girls around looking cool as cucumbers ( while I sweated my fat butt off) but.....

 

 

So you  are in Bangkok around 4:00 P.M.  (Bangkok time)  and search for a friendly suitably companion without the   issue of large prehensile feet.

 

And you are a fat guy?

 

What results did you find?

Not a problem really, unless the Thai hobbit has her feet over her shoulders and you have the lights on.

Thai feet are strange I gotta admit

As much as I love Mrs G, gotta admit the feet are not her best feature

We both joking refer to her feet as 'Chicken Feet'

10 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

 

So you  are in Bangkok around 4:00 P.M.  (Bangkok time)  and search for a friendly suitably companion without the   issue of large prehensile feet.

 

And you are a fat guy?

 

What results did you find?

I'm not searching for a companion today.

 

Today was grocery shopping, topping off rabbit card, visiting a friend, trying to find a pair of cheap Crocs, getting a phone fixed, and all the usual bullshlurp of day-to-day living.

 

I will say that the Chinese tourists were like a herd of enraged beasts today at Siam. Pushing and shoving their way into the BTS. I taught them a lesson, because when they push into me, I spew sweat all over them. being fat and sweaty does have its advantages sometimes.

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

Some look like they are pherensile

I quite like those in a Thai lady.

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

The feet. These pretty girls have monster feet. Some look like they are pherensile, others like flippers,some flat and splayed. I'm looking at this pretty well-dressed girl on the SkyTrain right now, but it is amazing, when I look at her feet, she's got a big toe that's bigger than my you-know-what.

 

 

Thanks for the reply again.

 

I still wonder how you came to focus on the feet of women in  Thailand.

 

Maybe from where you come the women have bound feet?

 

6 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

Thanks for the reply again.

 

I still wonder how you came to focus on the feet of women in  Thailand.

 

Maybe from where you come the women have bound feet?

 

nah dude, I got on the train this morning and there was a cute girl. So when I was checking her out, I noticed that her feet looked really weird. So then, every time I saw a cute girl, I would look at her feet if she was wearing sandals and say what the.....

 

I saw this one really cute tiny Thai girl in the mall near my crib and she was wearing what look like to be a pair of Air Jordans that were the size of a basketball players.

 

So now it's like one of those songs in your head you can't get rid of, I keep looking at these girls feet, and saying to myself sweetheart, where did you get those flippers....

2 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

nah dude, I got on the train this morning and there was a cute girl. So when I was checking her out, I noticed that her feet looked really weird. So then, every time I saw a cute girl, I would look at her feet if she was wearing sandals and say what the.....

 

I saw this one really cute tiny Thai girl in the mall near my crib and she was wearing what look like to be a pair of Air Jordans that were the size of a basketball players.

 

So now it's like one of those songs in your head you can't get rid of, I keep looking at these girls feet, and saying to myself sweetheart, where did you get those flippers....

I wonder what all those girls were thinking when a sweating, fat guy was looking at them. 

2 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

I wonder what all those girls were thinking when a sweating, fat guy was looking at them. 

 

They surely thought he was the most hansum man they  saw  that day.

 

He forgot to tell us how many  ladies threw their contact cell number in front of him.

 

A hansum fat man he  must also be a very, very young man.

 

7 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

I wonder what all those girls were thinking when a sweating, fat guy was looking at them. 

I tried not to be too blatant. I wear sunglasses and didn't drop down for close inspection.

4 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

They surely thought he was the most hansum man they  saw  that day.

 

He forgot to tell us how many  ladies threw their contact cell number in front of him.

 

A hansum fat man he  must also be a very, very young man.

 

I got more rolls than a Deli.

 

The girls in Thermae charge me by the pound.

it is all in the past... a fringe benefit of what they did all thru their childhood [child labour] years...

 

 luckily it is all behind her now ?

1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Are you sure they are real girls?

Well, some say that the most beautiful Thai girls are always lady boys.  I reckon I can tell cat from dog overt 80+%  of time.   These picture quizzes come up from time to time and I always do  well on them.   A false positive sometimes gets you a slap in the face.

9 minutes ago, The Deerhunter said:

Well, some say that the most beautiful Thai girls are always lady boys.  I reckon I can tell cat from dog overt 80+%  of time.   These picture quizzes come up from time to time and I always do  well on them.   A false positive sometimes gets you a slap in the face.

That's clearly a dude or one ugly girl.

 

Meanwhile, there's some German guy wearing latex with strategic cutouts and a gas mask grunting in lust as he licks the screen.

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

I I wonder if it is genetic at this point in time. Like they have evolved or something. My ex Japanese had rice Patty feet they were totally flat and wide like pancakes with tiny little toes. It was the weirdest thing I ever saw.

 

I'm still freaking out over that girl's big toes. She was all of 5 ft tall, and I swear to God her toe was bigger than my whole foot. And a lot of them wear sandals with that little loop around the toes so it accentuates the digit.

If you really think you saw a 5 foot Thai girl whose bigtoe is larger than your whole foot i have to agree with you ,you are losing it!!

I strongly advice you to review your drug intake.

5 minutes ago, jvs said:

If you really think you saw a 5 foot Thai girl whose bigtoe is larger than your whole foot i have to agree with you ,you are losing it!!

I strongly advice you to review your drug intake.

You are right I am probably hallucinating due to drugs.

 

Lack of. The only thing I hate about Thailand, it ain't 420 friendly.  I'm ready to fly to Alaska or Colorado or hell, even LA, fire up a couple, eat a pizza and then come back.

2 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

The feet. These pretty girls have monster feet. Some look like they are pherensile, others like flippers,some flat and splayed. I'm looking at this pretty well-dressed girl on the SkyTrain right now, but it is amazing, when I look at her feet, she's got a big toe that's bigger than my you-know-what.

I get where you are coming from, we have a 21 year old maid who's 5' nothing and drop dead gorgeous but when I first met her, I couldn't stop looking at her feet. Barely human. What a shame.

 

However, my wife (raised on the farm in Issan) has tiny and very beautiful feet. Her toes were made for sucking.

 

Years ago, had a girlfriend in the UK who was a stunning natural blonde but her father was a 6' 4" Irishman. Her feet were cloned from his. Couldn't bear to look at them.

 

Thai women expose their feet much more than Western women do so it's natural to notice the good and the bad. IME Thai women generally have more beautiful feet than Western women, try focusing on the pretty ones.

 

Be a glass half full kinda guy, not a glass half empty kinda guy.

 

BTW. Very sorry to hear about your you-know-what. Just remember that not everyone can be as endowed as Dennis Rodman.

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

I saw this one really cute tiny Thai girl in the mall near my crib and she was wearing what look like to be a pair of Air Jordans that were the size of a basketball players.

A basketball player's WHAT? You'll be telling me next that black guys have bigger c.......................oops sorry.

1 hour ago, GinBoy2 said:

Thai feet are strange I gotta admit

As much as I love Mrs G, gotta admit the feet are not her best feature

We both joking refer to her feet as 'Chicken Feet'
 

 

I call them, perhaps more appropriately, "farmer feet."   As in teasing my wife, "rice farmer feet."

 

Fortunately, though, my wife's feet aren't bad, just splaying the toes a bit, and she never even worked in the rice fields!

 

I think part of it has to do with going barefoot here probably much more than I ever did as a kid... Always had shoes and socks of some sort on.

 

 

Yeah, Mrs G although she's never worked on a farm she has the splayed toes thing going on.

Bare feet, genetics, I have no idea.

It's funny though, all the family seem intrigued my feet.

Go figure!

1 minute ago, GinBoy2 said:

Yeah, Mrs G although she's never worked on a farm she has the splayed toes thing going on.

Bare feet, genetics, I have no idea.

It's funny though, all the family seem intrigued my feet.

Go figure!

probably amazed their good fortune... in having your there to foot their Bills

Good observation by the OP, that's all I can say. Never heard anyone mention it before but it's very true. When I first came here Thai people sometimes commented on the beauty of my very white, lifetime shoe encased, feet. Not anymore, unfortunately, Ten years of flip-flops, sun, and trudging through floods and what have you, have done their damage. My SO has very good bone structure but her feet are a mess. I expect to be dumped very soon cos not only are my feet a mess but the rest of me is getting very brown, since I retired and took up swimming. Ha!

 

I never realised they had feet

53 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

A basketball player's WHAT? You'll be telling me next that black guys have bigger c.......................oops sorry.

Croc's?