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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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4 hours ago, roo860 said:

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Why did you feel you had to fight it?

Did it give you the come on and tell you that you hadn't the balls to handle it yourself!

 

PS;  Or was it just the wife being in a bad mood?

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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I suppose it just had to litter the floor as a result!

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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He would appear to be deep in the soup now then!

 

PS;  I assume he will restock for the future!

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

He would appear to be deep in the soup now then!

 

PS;  I assume he will restock for the future!

 

 

 

 

Saucy!  You should write a book - 50 shades of gravy.

I'll leave you to to stew over a reply. 

(Don't worry, I have bouillons more of these).

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11 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Saucy!  You should write a book - 50 shades of gravy.

I'll leave you to to stew over a reply. 

(Don't worry, I have bouillons more of these).

That's ok I don't mind you mincing your words and getting in a pickle over it, just stop trying to curry f(l)avour with your saucy remarks and making a a dog's breakfast of it all!

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Mispronouncing words is my Ukelele’s heel.

Sharon collects her car from the garage: "Is it sorted"

 

Mechanic: “Nothing serious love, just s*** in the air filter”.

 

Sharon: “Brilliant, how often do I need to do that?”

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A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

 

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

 

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

 

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'

'No, miss,' he replied. I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'

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