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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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A beautiful girl walks into a bar and sits at a table.

 

A bloke at the bar says to the barman “Cor, she’s a bit of all right”.

 

The barman answers “I wouldn’t waste your time, she’s a lesbian”.

 

Ignoring this advice, the bloke wanders over to the lady’s table, sits down and says “So love, which part of Lesbia are you from?”.

 

 

Fetching my coat!

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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I don't think he is watching her figure, just thinking how much money he wasted on the extra material for his wife!

 

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15 hours ago, VBF said:

That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹

Took more than 10 seconds, but I still did not get it!

(I am not a big jazz fan, so I excuse myself)

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8 hours ago, VBF said:

Watching / listening to that fine gentleman creates one feeling for me......

Ahhhhhhhhh and relax!

 

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

So love, which part of Lesbia are you from?

Mytilene in Lesbos!

After you with the coat!

On 1/22/2024 at 10:14 PM, dcsw53 said:

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Polygamy is legal there?

On 1/22/2024 at 3:54 AM, Yellowtail said:

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I went to a hospital in north east Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S. of A..  Not wanting to walk up stairs to the second floor, I got in an elevator with walls were about 4 foot apart. 

On the floor were stickers with two feet like that, and the words, "Please stand 6 feet apart"!

7 minutes ago, radiochaser said:

I went to a hospital in north east Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S. of A..  Not wanting to walk up stairs to the second floor, I got in an elevator with walls were about 4 foot apart. 

On the floor were stickers with two feet like that, and the words, "Please stand 6 feet apart"!

Were the feet pointed to the corners? 

1 minute ago, Yellowtail said:

Were the feet pointed to the corners? 

Facing the door and 3 feet apart. 

On 1/21/2024 at 1:12 AM, oxo1947 said:

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I knew some refugees in California doing that.    Collected all the welfare available to them, then used fake names and social security numbers so they could work on fishing boats making thousands of dollars a month!

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