20 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

"If I see a snake, I back off.

If one starts talking to me, I crap myself!"

 

 

My wife said she was going to leave me because of my disgusting habits.

I was in such a shock I almost choked on my toenails.

I saw a man using different cuts of lightly cooked meat to create portraits.
It was a rare medium, but well done.

Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal,

he changed his name when the pressure got to him.

Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today.
It just goes from bad to worse!

 

5 hours ago, Zyxel said:

I bet Steve did a runner. 

8 hours ago, Zyxel said:

That's nothing. Here's 3 meters of snow!

 

3 hours ago, roo860 said:

Rumour has it that they have already got a new manager line up..........his brother, Klipperty!

On 1/28/2024 at 6:21 AM, carlyai said:

Australian English

 

 

Q. Do you know the worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous snake?

A. You're probably Australian.