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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Oh great, now we have to stay six foot away from Tigers!

54 minutes ago, fasteddie said:

Oh great, now we have to stay six foot away from Tigers!

Tigers or Thai Girls???

 

2 hours ago, Mike Teavee said:

Tigers or Thai Girls???

 

Tigers mate, I'm OK though, I've shut mine in the shed.

4 hours ago, fasteddie said:

Oh great, now we have to stay six foot away from Tigers!

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That's OK I'm a Leo man

5 hours ago, fasteddie said:

Tigers mate, I'm OK though, I've shut mine in the shed.

You know I would think you were joking, but have recently watched "Tiger King" and was amazed at how many people in the US have pet tigers/lions/cheetahs etc... 

 

I'm in awe mate, by far my favourite animal, you should start a thread with some pics... 

 

11 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said:
6 hours ago, fasteddie said:

Tigers mate, I'm OK though, I've shut mine in the shed.

You know I would think you were joking, but have recently watched "Tiger King" and was amazed at how many people in the US have pet tigers/lions/cheetahs etc... 

 

I'm in awe mate, by far my favourite animal, you should start a thread with some pics... 

I'm rather thinking that you now have to feed the kids yourself

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11 minutes ago, tifino said:

WD-40 

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>> Wet Dream 40?

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12 hours ago, roo860 said:

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Did a similar thing at the farm yesterday afternoon. 

 

Came across a dead rat which had 100s of nasty biting red ants crawling all over it. Fortunately the last few centimetres of its tail had been eaten away, and left just the tendon, so I was able to pick it up.

 

I moved the rat about 10 metres to an area that was the stronghold of a bigger black ant. These ants are not as aggressive as the red ones, but still bite. I put the rat down, got a chair, relaxed with a beer, and waited for the carnage to begin.

 

Well!!?? I was in for a surprise? The black ants came in significant numbers and surrounded the red ants. The next thing was nothing short of an ant sexual orgy. No fighting, no biting, no war. Just basic, sexual lust. I watched the spectacle until dusk. Then I went home.

 

Gonna go have a look, in a short while, to see what has happened to the rat. I'll report back. 

 

 

 

 

 

54 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said:

You know I would think you were joking, but have recently watched "Tiger King" and was amazed at how many people in the US have pet tigers/lions/cheetahs etc... 

 

I'm in awe mate, by far my favourite animal, you should start a thread with some pics... 

According to QI. There are more pet tigers in the US than there are tigers in the wild.

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13 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

According to QI. There are more pet tigers in the US than there are tigers in the wild.

Spoke to guy yesterday who has a pet tiger in his house. It's massive.

I asked  'where does it sleep?

Anywhere it bloody feels like he said.

 

 

Just trying to get back to jokes. ????????????

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Another Viz fan!!!!

3 hours ago, tifino said:

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It works for me. Now if I could only get some into my shot to ***t kneecaps I would be a happy man.

I did 100 meters very quickly, and got 7 years.

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