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Who couldn't help but laugh at that.....the joke?....he got 2 1/2 years for his troubles.

A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone.

 

After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

 

“Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer.

 

“Sorry, but I can't do that,” replied the stonecutter “In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ‘Here lies an honest lawyer.'”

 

“But that won't let people know who it is,” protested the lawyer.

 

“It most certainly will,” retorted the stonecutter “People will read it and exclaim, ‘That's Strange!' “

A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks one afternoon, casually chatting about the proud achievements of their respective cultures over steaming lattes.  

 

The Greek leaned back with a smile and said, “You know, we built the Pantheon, not to mention the Temple of Apollo.”  

The Irishman nodded, taking a sip of his coffee. “Impressive, no doubt, but it was us Irish who discovered the significance of the Summer and Winter Solstices.”  

 

Not to be outdone, the Greek added, “And don’t forget, it was the Greeks who laid the foundations for advanced mathematics.”  

 

“Fair enough,” the Irishman replied, “but the Irish were the ones who crafted the first timepieces.”  

 

Sensing his moment to triumph, the Greek smiled knowingly. “Ah, but remember, it was the ancient Greeks who introduced the idea of sex as a pleasurable activity!”  

 

The Irishman paused, set his cup down, and grinned. “That’s true,” he said, “but it was the Irish who got women involved.”