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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Shouldn’t that be “Preparing for the Wurst !! “ ????

Didn't want the header to make it too explicit, considering it's lunch-time now...

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1 minute ago, Peter Denis said:

Didn't want the header to make it too explicit, considering it's lunch-time now...

I think that is just a cr&p excuse!

4 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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British Humor at its Best!

Couldn't help laughing loud when reading this...

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I know a guy who completed a PhD in palindromes.

 

He's now known as Dr Awkward.

 

 

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I think I might be a palindrome.

Mum and Dad both are so why wouldn't I be?

 

Signed; BOB

What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I’m Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome.

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I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

21 minutes ago, fangless said:

I think I might be a palindrome.

Mum and Dad both are so why wouldn't I be?

 

Signed; BOB

Because; that the reverse of Bob = boB 

 - which still carries the same meaning...

39 minutes ago, fangless said:

I think I might be a palindrome.

Mum and Dad both are so why wouldn't I be?

 

Signed; BOB

Hi BOB

 

I think I have the same problem.

 

ANNA

1 hour ago, farang51 said:

Hi BOB

 

I think I have the same problem.

 

ANNA

Maybe would should get back to back!

2 hours ago, tifino said:

Because; that the reverse of Bob = boB 

 - which still carries the same meaning...

Sorry if I confused you by signing "BOB" but I thought it was a capital idea at the time!

 

PS; I was going to make some comment about "Bob's you uncle" but I don't want to bring any more of the family into this in case they get back affronted!

8 minutes ago, fangless said:

Sorry if I confused you by signing "BOB" but I thought it was a capital idea at the time!

More is needed than just sell gnaf to get Onifit confused!

Lol - Lil

2 minutes ago, Peter Denis said:

More is needed than just sell gnaf to get Onifit confused!

Lol - Lil

Sorry I was late in responding,  I am so backward at coming forward!

Vole!

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Three boys received their final grades from their female sex education instructor.
One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this," said the first boy.
"I agree. We’ll grab her..." said the second.
"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band, but had to give it up due to stress.

It was just one ting after another.

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If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?

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Originally posted by @2 is 1

A very funny short stand-up clip on a politically incorrect subject.

There is too much PC in the world nowadays, and I fully agree with the motto of Ricky Gervais on this > If it is funny, anything goes

 

 

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