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Twelve Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

4. Dogs' parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're <deleted>.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em if you wish to

11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

12 If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

And last, but not least:

. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

To verify these statements:

Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you.

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Why Americans love this sport.....

Immigration arrested a pig on a 20 year overstay.

 

 

25 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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TV?

6 minutes ago, teacherclaire said:

TV?

I didn't say that........never even thought it................

These dirty unwashed, aeehh clever and well dressed foreigners. 

There was a mutation of COVID 19 the UN had no idea of.

 

   But they're working on a vaccination. 

An off-duty soldier is riding the train.

When the train reaches its first stop a general walks in and the soldier stood up.

"At ease soldier, sit down.", said the general.

The train reached its second stop and again the soldier stood up.

The general once again said, "At ease soldier, sit down."

The train reached its third stop and again the soldier stood up.

The general said, "You don't have to salute every time we reach a stop."

The soldier said, "I'm trying to get off, I missed my stop 2 stations ago."

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