Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements

 

Image: Daily News

 

Thai men have been told in no uncertain terms to stop trying to enlarge their penises. 

 

The Thai Medical Council on Facebook put out a stark warning: Stop injecting yourself or else terrible things will happen. 

 

And they have also been told to get to the doctor with erection problems and not suffer in silence. 

 

The Thaimedcouncil page said that Thai men are either "Jai raay" or "Jai dam" when it comes to their willies or penises.

Both Thai words mean they are cruel and heartless to their todgers. 

 

First the "Jai Raay" men. These are one of thousands of Thai men each year who inject their penises with strange substances in an effort to improve size. Most are in the 20-30 age group, they said. 

 

They suffer skin eruptions, crinkling, and bending of their members. Or worse...

 

Sometimes they need amputation. 

 

Treatment was described as surgery that is both horrible and painful and in two stages. 

 

Stage one involved skinning their pride and joy like a sausage, then burying it inside the testicles for six months leaving only a one inch bit protruding. 

 

Stage 2 involved skin grafts with no guarantee that Little Johnny would be as useful as before. 

 

(The warning was jaunty and light-hearted but direct utilizing a wide range of synonyms for Thai members)

 

In a parting shot about "Jai Raay" men the medical council said that size was not important. They said that too many Thai men believe if they were bigger downstairs they could give more pleasure to their partners.

 

This is nonsense, they said. The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches - that is more than enough. So you'd believe it!, was the message from the doctors.

 

"Jai Dam" Thai men were the 97% who have some form of erectile dysfunction but do nothing about it except stress and suffer.

 

The council said that because of embarrassment and shame only 3% seek medical help for problems with their willies.

 

They encouraged more men to "look after number one" and seek medical help. It's out there and effective for most people, they said.

 

Daily News reported on the page with a picture of a depressed looking man peering down next to a picture of a half rotten banana.

 

Their headline said: "Thai men warned about being cruel and heartless to their 'younger brothers' leaving them rotten and dejected".

 

Source: Thai Medical Council on Facebook and Daily News

 

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Be happy with what you have, Somchai small member. 

The Lord Buddha gave you what you deserve.

 

 

Well, I’m cruel but mister winky loves a good beating.

sorry, I’ll get my coat.

something us farangs have known for a long time, thai man small brain, small ****  sorry,, thai lady she like farang, better, for a start they dont beat the shit out of them,  lol

Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. 

44 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Their headline said: "Thai men warned about being cruel and heartless to their 'younger brothers' leaving them rotten and dejected".

 

 

I do love the Thai sense of humor sometimes - great headline.

2 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. 

Plenty of cucumbers at the local markets....

That banana in the OP pic looks like it's been severely infected with syphilis. It needs some medical attention quickly! 

19 minutes ago, Vacuum said:

Plenty of cucumbers at the local markets....

Plenty of Thai men jealous when their wives bring home the 2 fruit and vege

Porn is to blame. Guys see males with dicks the size of large carrots, and think they need to follow suit.

People, it's not how big it is, but how it is used. It's also not the only tool at your disposal.

Sounds like Thai women get ripped off in both the election and erection departments. In both, Its difficult to get their desired member.

11 minutes ago, Reigntax said:

Sounds like Thai women get ripped off in both the election and erection departments. In both, Its difficult to get their desired member.

Ha! Appreciated that.

 

Rooster (Member for Ratchayothin, retired)

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

"The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches" 

 

No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ????

 

Thai man " why you go with farang ?"

Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" 

 

5555555 

 

Savage !

 

This explains why I can't find the XXXL size condoms in Thailand. 

That's no EU banana girls but could be after Brexit ????

Let them do it. There will be less of them able to breed and spread their stupidity.

They suffer skin eruptions, crinkling, and bending of their members. Or worse...

 

Sometimes they need amputation. 

 

 Hallelujah!  

1 hour ago, Misterwhisper said:

That banana in the OP pic looks like it's been severely infected with syphilis. It needs some medical attention quickly! 

The rot has certainly set in... 

they probably banned the sale of dildos so thai men could save face, more than likely be a roaring trade for dildos if they were legal. No wonder thai males have an inferiority complex, hmmmm

1 hour ago, mercman24 said:

something us farangs have known for a long time, thai man small brain, small ****  sorry,, thai lady she like farang, better, for a start they dont beat the shit out of them,  lol

What rubbish, plenty of Thai women have been battered by farang.

my first "date" in Thailand:

 

"You big!"

"Really? I mean, yes."

7 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

my first "date" in Thailand:

 

"You big!"

"Really? I mean, yes."

You been dreaming again?????????

 

2 hours ago, CharlieH said:

No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ????

I don’t think Thai man really care about you or your penis. Maybe if they gay.

Do you have the massive inferiority complex about the African men?

 

2 hours ago, CharlieH said:

 

Thai man " why you go with farang ?"

Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" 

 

Most Thai lady don’t like farang man. But the bargirl will go with you for money. They will also go with Asian man, or black man.

Sorry, you are not special like you think that.

51 minutes ago, dcnx said:

Let them do it. There will be less of them able to breed and spread their stupidity.

Can you explain a bit more? 

10 minutes ago, colinneil said:

19 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

my first "date" in Thailand:

"You big!"

"Really? I mean, yes."

You been dreaming again?????????

Or it could have been a nightmare, depend on just who said it.

5 minutes ago, Yinn said:

Can you explain a bit more? 

There was a young man named Kent

Whose willie got badly bent

To save any trouble he put it in double

And instead of coming he went.

 

Does that help????

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Stage one involved skinning their pride and joy like a sausage, then burying it inside the testicles for six months leaving only a one inch bit protruding. 

 

Stage 2 involved skin grafts with no guarantee that Little Johnny would be as useful as before. 

Eh .! This sounds more like grade A masochism than whanger enrichment .. 

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements

I was always told the way I did it temporarily every time would make me go blind.

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Thai men have been told in no uncertain terms to stop trying to enlarge their penises

I thought it was going to be "it makes you blind" thing again...

18 minutes ago, Yinn said:

 

I don’t think Thai man really care about you or your penis. Maybe if they gay.

Do you have the massive inferiority complex about the African men?

 

Most Thai lady don’t like farang man. But the bargirl will go with you for money. They will also go with Asian man, or black man.

Sorry, you are not special like you think that.

YES ! Nice one!