24 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

Mr Owl will be back tomorrow (22nd), and not today as planned. Evidently he delayed accepting his punishment. What a billy idiot; blöder dummkopf even.

 

He asked me to post a picture of Curly Wurly. The one who has been terrorising the rubbish bins during the night.

 

 

Has Mr Owl considered 'Curly Wurly" as an alternate nom de plume on Thai Visa..?

The old nom appears to have achieved a certain notoriety on TVF whereas no-one would be keeping a lookout for errant Curly Wurlies...

1 hour ago, sotonowl said:

LOL, that bottom one looks like a syrup.

 

(To the uninitiated- syrup of figs = wigs in coconut rhyming slang.)

Well yes...I guess that it does.

1 hour ago, Odysseus123 said:

2 hours ago, voulez vous said:

Mr Owl will be back tomorrow (22nd), and not today as planned. Evidently he delayed accepting his punishment. What a billy idiot; blöder dummkopf even.

 

He asked me to post a picture of Curly Wurly. The one who has been terrorising the rubbish bins during the night.

 

 

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Has Mr Owl considered 'Curly Wurly" as an alternate nom de plume on Thai Visa..?

The old nom appears to have achieved a certain notoriety on TVF whereas no-one would be keeping a lookout for errant Curly Wurlies...

I think Curly Wurly has peaked too soon. He's just 'liked' your post already.

Looks like some sort of continuity error.

Good morning lovely people.

 

Martwonx has just called me to ask if I could come around and help with her cat training. She is so beautiful, but very demanding (Martwonx not the cat). I think I'll have to give her a miss today. Juliette has just left and kept me up half the night. I'm tired.

 

Mr Owl has asked me to post for him.

 

A cute little farm house.

 

 

Twins in his village. Out of sync?

 

 

2 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

 

Twins in his village. Out of sync?

 

 

I remember this game, you have to spot the differences.The one on the left has a white T shirt?

"The Center for Air Pollution Mitigation has asked all provinces to ban outdoor burning from now until 23rd January,"

 

Mr Owl has just emailed me to post this picture taken yesterday.

 

 

Oh dear!

 

Mr Owl will be back later.

3 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

"The Center for Air Pollution Mitigation has asked all provinces to ban outdoor burning from now until 23rd January,"

 

Mr Owl has just emailed me to post this picture taken yesterday.

 

Oh dear!

Mr Owl will be back later.

Has Mr Owl called the police to dob them in?

10 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Has Mr Owl called the police to dob them in?

Oh! I very much doubt it Mr Bluesofa. He has always been a bit of a rebel. Sometimes a thorn in the side of authority. Putting his neck on the line to help expose Hamilton Bland and Chris Bromley among others.

 

He was reading physiology and pathology when we met, and the people who granted him objected to him writing a book. So, he went it alone. Sold out 5,000 copies in a month. We were a trio; myself, Mr Owl and Mr Pidgeon (who later progressed to Professor). All three of us a questioning crew. Being French, I returned across the water after my studies at Whitechapel. The other two were a little jealous about my success with the ladies. But then I was somewhat envious of them for other reasons.

 

So I can say definitely not.

34 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

"The Center for Air Pollution Mitigation has asked all provinces to ban outdoor burning from now until 23rd January,"

 

Mr Owl has just emailed me to post this picture taken yesterday.

 

 

Oh dear!

 

Mr Owl will be back later.

Mr Owl you'll have to stop snooping around my place taking incriminating photo's or I'll call the mods.Anyway this is not outdoor burning I say, it's inside burning i.e. it's inside my boundary.Well that would be my defence in court, always plead not guilty is what my father taught me and from my experience it's sound advice.

Sorry I can't resist the temptation.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak

23 hours ago, sotonowl said:

LOL, that bottom one looks like a syrup.

 

(To the uninitiated- syrup of figs = wigs in coconut rhyming slang.)

Coconut? LOL, should have been cockney.

2 minutes ago, sotonowl said:

Coconut? LOL, should have been cockney.

Cockney slang did occur to me but I thought you might have spent too much time with the fuzzy wuzzy angles in Papua New Guinea and it might have been some form of pigeon english.

6 minutes ago, FarFlungFalang said:

Cockney slang did occur to me but I thought you might have spent too much time with the fuzzy wuzzy angles in Papua New Guinea and it might have been some form of pigeon english.

That makes me think of Corporal Jones in Dad's Army.

17 hours ago, voulez vous said:

Oh! I very much doubt it Mr Bluesofa. He has always been a bit of a rebel. Sometimes a thorn in the side of authority. Putting his neck on the line to help expose Hamilton Bland and Chris Bromley among others.

 

He was reading physiology and pathology when we met, and the people who granted him objected to him writing a book. So, he went it alone. Sold out 5,000 copies in a month. We were a trio; myself, Mr Owl and Mr Pidgeon (who later progressed to Professor). All three of us a questioning crew. Being French, I returned across the water after my studies at Whitechapel. The other two were a little jealous about my success with the ladies. But then I was somewhat envious of them for other reasons.

 

So I can say definitely not.

Well m'sieur..

 

Your stirring speech put me in mind of this stirring song..(albeit about 200 years old..)

 

Owl Log - 23-01-2021 - Saturday morning

 

How are we?

 

I've been turning off the router each night and it has resulted in better sleep. Although the howling and barking dogs tried their best to keep us all awake last night. There are two packs; the 'cross-roads' gang with 6 members and the 'fat lady' crew with 5. We are right in the middle. Curly Wurly (CW) stays neutral in all the gesturing, and goading. They generally keep away from our patch as they risk a whack from a stout bamboo. So they learn to keep clear. Anyway, CW is only interested in raiding the bins it seems.

 

.Mildred didn't go to school on Friday. I thought I would be pleased not to have to get up. But at 21-00 on Thursday evening Mrs Owl told me I'd have to get up to tell the bus driver that Milly was not gonna be at the bus stop for pick up. No rest for the wicked! When I moaned she put me straight; "you can go back to bed after."

 

And talking about 'wicked. If any of you saw the post that got me me my 5 dayer; sorry to distress you! And if anyone would like to see it; PM me. It's disgusting. I would have given myself 69 days holiday.

 

The cold weather has drifted away, as it would surely do, when February approaches.

 

Found a couple of new-builds on my travels.

 

 

Never saw any of these flat-roof houses when I first came to Isaan. Now they are everywhere it seems.

 

This one a little different. Shame about the post.

 

 

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Mildred's school is getting some work done. Milly says it is gonna be an administration center. And I believe her as she wouldn't have come across that work by accident.

 

Eyes off!

 

 

Inside looks very good too.

 

 

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Drove to the farm on Wednesday, only to see a tell-tale sign that something was not quite ticky-boo.

 

 

Now how did that pipe get there? Investigated further and found a few inch and half sections missing.

 

On the way home I saw activity at Pook's.

 

Nice pipe Pook.

 

 

Pumping from the pond to the new 'Thai tomato' fields.

 

 

Not doing sugar this year. They bought ten rolls of drip tape. Hope their pond doesn't dry up.

 

 

It was at this time I noticed a bit of stubble burning. Thought is was not allowed. Must be getting mixed up with other things that are not allowed. And then I found some new burns.

 

 

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After I'd cleaned out the furnace. I decided to renew the bars. They were in a sorry state. Some had burnt through. Been there 11 years so it was time to renew.

 

 

Bought 12 new. All told 300 baht; including cutting.

 

 

Put in a couple. Milly will help me put the rest in today.

 

 

Got to get rid of the metal junk. Think I'll just bury it.

 

 

What a silly-billy I am. I gave the cutter at the store the wrong measurements for the bars. Said I'd pick them up next day. Too short they were. Waste of 155 Baht. I offered to sell them back to him. No! More sleepless nights worrying what to do with them.

 

 

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Mrs Owl's big daughter has been visiting a lot. Wanted to ride a bike to the farm with Milly and Boyz.

 

 

Mildred taking the pole slot on my (our) Carrera.

 

 

Still in front.

 

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The misses has been giving her hand bags away. So I thought I'd better get going if I was gonna snap what was left.

 

 

After putting them back carefully into place, Milly found another stash.

 

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Sorry about the lottery number guys. In recent times I've taken to giving out the winning numbers. Spot on the first time, but way off target last. I'm not gonna change my methods just yet. One failure doesn't mean I should be panicked into discarding a trusted method. No! I'll consult my sources and get back before next draw.

 

The Reds lost their proud home record in the week. They are going through a sticky spell. Too early to think of a relegating fight though.

 

Mrs Owl went to Ban Dung with daughter Nan. She came back with good news. "There is new shop Farang. Cheap clothes; big ones. Very cheap sell.  Not new." Good news indeed. Cheap clothes that fit. "Thanks teerak. I'll check it out when I go to pick Milly up." Picked her up and headed over to the clothes shop with 50 baht in me pocket. Packed away. Too late. Gutted!

 

The guy next door is making a new hut to sit outside the shop next door. Looks good. Pics next post.

 

Charkie is eating much better this week.

 

Thank you all so much for accompanying me on this time journey through Isaan.

 

Got 'im. Fire starter.

 

 

Bye y'all.

1 hour ago, Odysseus123 said:

Well m'sieur..

 

Your stirring speech put me in mind of this stirring song..(albeit about 200 years old..)

 

 

Just seen the post Ody. Came through while I was constructing the Owl Log.

 

Very stirring stuff. I'm sure Vous would be dancing along. He would not necessarily agree with the words at 1-52. Now-a-days his aim is to keep all his ladies happy.

 

England has an anthem. 'God save the queen.' I'm all for changing it to the theme of the Pink Panther. Durham, durum etc. First postulated by Bill Bailey, many moons ago.

How are we?We've been struggling.After many years of cutting things too short I came across the saying  "measure twice cut once" and although sage advice (and 30 years in an occupation of measuring ) it doesn't seem to work with me.Build a smaller backup incinerator to use up the bars and make the stuff up even more painful and expensive to help remember aforementioned sage advice.Oh and welcome back.

Good to have you back Owl. ????????

54 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

I would have given myself 69 days holiday.

Having cohabited with a cryptic crossword enthusiast I can't help but think "69" and the word "disgusting" is a clue.

13 minutes ago, FarFlungFalang said:

Having cohabited with a cryptic crossword enthusiast I can't help but think "69" and the word "disgusting" is a clue.

Bang on the money there FFF. Well almost. Small change! 

 

The vid is about the difference between two armies. With a wee bit of titillation, and a couple of sexy girl soldiers doing gym co-ordination at the end.

 

I thought it was disgusting. But I'm not American.

 

 

IT IS GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK-because this thread is rather a good one..

 

Otherwise-YOU SHOULD PULL YOUR HEAD IN.

 

It's perfectly simple-a decent thread like tis or endless days on Field Punishment number 1?

 

Choose wisely...

 

12 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

IT IS GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK-because this thread is rather a good one..

 

Otherwise-YOU SHOULD PULL YOUR HEAD IN.

 

It's perfectly simple-a decent thread like tis or endless days on Field Punishment number 1?

 

Choose wisely...

 

Wise words Ody.

 

I simply must control those naughty letters on the computer keyboard.

 

Thanks for the thoughts. I'll definitely take note.

17 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Thanks for the thoughts. I'll definitely take note.

Do so!

 

As I said before..it's a great thread and very original in its own way and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Isaan Thai nurses.-Ubon Ratchathani..

 

 

Work has begun on the finishing process of the Teak infills for the bedhead.

 

Only about 100 more to go.

 

 

 

Owl Log - 23-01-2021 - Saturday evening

 

Out at the farm today as usual. Run the water pump for just over three hours. The trees got plenty. Not the eucas, but those in Mrs Owl's garden.

 

 

That's my new hat! Back to the shop Monday. See if that caring lady has saved another for me.

 

 

Milly helped me fit the rest of the fire irons.

 

 

"This one's not quite straight dad."

 

That's my green gansy. Dear me! No clothes left soon. Hat and jersey gone. Where's that cheap second-hand clothes shop teerak?

 

 

There ya go. Good for another 10 years. Now, where's the rubbish?

 

More fires on the way back from the farm this evening.

 

 

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Mrs Owl. "Did you know your sister Pook had taken my pipes?" "I said she could take. You have many. She will give back." So that's another little mystery solved."

 

Mildred asked if we could go fishing in pond one tomorrow. "I think we will get lots dad." Big expectations! We will see.

 

Watched Sonia Poulton's 'Raw Report' before going to farm. Very sad this week. Frank Bruno's interview was inspiring though.

 

More to follow.

 

Bye y'all.

 

If your missus is going to nick your hats and wear them all the time you need to respond. Start walking round the village and the town with one of her handbags, that'll do the trick, escalate to clouts and blouses if it doesn't.

6 hours ago, sotonowl said:

If your missus is going to nick your hats and wear them all the time you need to respond. Start walking round the village and the town with one of her handbags, that'll do the trick, escalate to clouts and blouses if it doesn't.

But do not under any circumstances have your pipe exposed !!

7 hours ago, sotonowl said:

If your missus is going to nick your hats and wear them all the time you need to respond. Start walking round the village and the town with one of her handbags, that'll do the trick, escalate to clouts and blouses if it doesn't.

You have put thoughts into my heard owl. But, wait a minute! The shop that sells them in Ban Dung has a lovely lady selecting the better ones for me. Can't let her down. Must visit today (Monday) to see what she has to offer me.

1 hour ago, owl sees all said:

You have put thoughts into my heard owl. But, wait a minute! The shop that sells them in Ban Dung has a lovely lady selecting the better ones for me. Can't let her down. Must visit today (Monday) to see what she has to offer me.

'put thoughts into my heard'

We were always told it would make you go deaf. Looks like your enforced holiday has affected your spelling, Owl. (as opposed to spelling bee)

Jackals near our farm last night