On 11/24/2019 at 12:58 PM, Isaanbiker said:

Must it be a Rolex watch, Yinn? I fear for the worst......

Rolex ok. 

Can also be Richard Mille, Patek Philippe, Audemars Piguet Royal Oak.

1 hour ago, billd766 said:

No, but I did wear a rugby players jockstrap once.

 

I threw it away as it was too small.

Are you related to Ivor Bigun by any chance?

 

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Are you related to Ivor Bigun by any chance?

 

Not at all but I do claim Roman lineage going back to "Biggus Dickus". It may not be 100% kosher but I claim it anyway.

 

 

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

I heard they dropped a nuclear bomb on Grimsby

 

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

Great fish n chips though ! 

Fission chips?

50 minutes ago, Radar501 said:

 

Fission chips?

Yes, those glow in the dark ones .......

5 hours ago, geronimo said:

If any novices are thinking they could save money by not hiring a campaign manager, think again! Your CM is the one who digs the dirt on your rivals, and his spin team are very good at turning a positive into a negative.

As a poor modest Scotsman who doesn't like blowing his own bagpipes and is too mean and poor to hire a CM what are my options?

Just now, scottiejohn said:

As a poor modest Scotsman who doesn't like blowing his own bagpipes and is too mean and poor to hire a CM what are my options?

Get the motorcy taxis to wear your vest, hand out leaflets outside immigration and you can put up a stand in Big C. All these methods have been used in the past, indeed Trans almost got done for working without a WP when he was handing out his manifesto, so you have to be careful.

 

3 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

As a poor modest Scotsman who doesn't like blowing his own bagpipes and is too mean and poor to hire a CM what are my options?

Being poor and modest will certainly not help in your quest for the title ......

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Being poor and modest will certainly not help in your quest for the title ......

Did you not advise us lesser mortals to keep a low profile and our powder dry at the start and come out with all guns blazing later?

Just now, scottiejohn said:

Did you not advise us lesser mortals to keep a low profile and our powder dry at the start and come out with all guns blazing later?

I did indeed Sir! Avoid getting caught up in any early slanderings and make a few 'vote for me' comments to remind the voters you are, in fact, running.

1 hour ago, Radar501 said:

 

Fission chips?

Yes now that wrapping your fish supper in newspapers is banned the now use these newclear wrappers instead along with the new radiated salt!

1 hour ago, Yinn said:

Rolex ok. 

Can also be Richard Mille, Patek Philippe, Audemars Piguet Royal Oak.

I know a small chubby chap who has a few million dollars worth of watches that he borrowed from dead friends, would they be OK?

41 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Get the motorcy taxis to wear your vest, hand out leaflets outside immigration and you can put up a stand in Big C.

Would this fit the bill?

Just now, scottiejohn said:

Would this fit the bill?

That's the kind of advertising that wins elections, well done!

3 hours ago, geronimo said:

I heard they dropped a nuclear bomb on Grimsby, which caused 75 pounds worth of damage!

Dudley had an earthquake in 2002

It measured 5 on the richter scale...causing £1,000,000 of improvements !!!!!!

Saying  that Paradise is in Dudley ...No i do not jest  its a road behind the park actually called paradise see map.

 

Nefarious liaisons with ladies used to go on there i am lead to believe

2 minutes ago, poohy said:

Dudley had an earthquake in 2002

It measured 5 on the richter scale...causing £1,000,000 of improvements !!!!!!

Saying  that Paradise is in Dudley ...No i do not jest  its a road behind the park actually called paradise see map.

 

Nefarious liaisons with ladies used to go on there i am lead to believe

Paradise is winning the POTY ....... AND POOHY POTY has a ring to it!!!

2 hours ago, CharlieH said:

How about Twatt ! Or Minge lane or Scratchy Bottom ? Nob end, brown Willy ,  All in the UK

 

Anyway, we digress, back to topic please ????????

Oh.  I thought you were on topic, and just giving alternative names to some of the contestants.

6 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

3 hours ago, CharlieH said:

How about Twatt ! Or Minge lane or Scratchy Bottom ? Nob end, brown Willy ,  All in the UK

 

Anyway, we digress, back to topic please ????????

Oh.  I thought you were on topic, and just giving alternative names to some of the contestants.

Hey not fair, hemorrhoids Is a legitimate   medical condition 

 

7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Oh.  I thought you were on topic, and just giving alternative names to some of the contestants.

I knew you would start talking about me sooner or later.

Just now, sirineou said:

Hey not fair, hemorrhoids Is a legitimate   medical condition 

 

Yes, there's piles of free info about that in the Internet!

3 hours ago, bannork said:

The name in itself: Grim-sby

Another place not so far from Grimsby is Grimethorpe. Grime-thorpe.

I'm afraid I can't dissect the third,

Scunthorpe.

 

In Danish, 'Grim' means ugly & 'by' means town.

Just now, sirineou said:

Hey not fair, hemorrhoids Is a legitimate   medical condition 

 

Just don't rub it in to the contestants, even if you think some are &s& holes!

3 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Hey not fair, hemorrhoids Is a legitimate   medical condition 

 

What a bummer!

1 minute ago, faraday said:

In Danish, 'Grim' means ugly & 'by' means town.

I think the Vikings named the town, which kind of makes sense ....

Just now, scottiejohn said:

What a bummer!

Cheeky too!

I was thinking if Geronimo should have an official title, after all he did spearhead this thing and is doing a lovely job as being the mouth of the POTY's. So can someone second the motion to declare him the official Potymouth of 2019.

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Yes, there's piles of free info about that in the Internet!

Yes you can get realy stuffed if you go about that business the wrong way!

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Cheeky too!

1 minute ago, canuckamuck said:

I was thinking if Geronimo should have an official title, after all he did spearhead this thing as is doing a lovely job as being the mouth of the POTY's. So can someone second the motion to declare him the official Potymouth of 2019.

+1

1 minute ago, canuckamuck said:

I was thinking if Geronimo should have an official title, after all he did spearhead this thing and is doing a lovely job as being the mouth of the POTY's. So can someone second the motion to declare him the official Potymouth of 2019.

There was talk of the mods chippin in and buying me a solid aluminium microphone, but like the other empty promises, nothing ever came of it. As for this year, there will be a conflict of interest if someone doesn't take over my position, and I may well have to withdraw.

 

Thanks for the vote of confidence, it makes climbing up this tower every morning at 4 am a little more bearable!!!!