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And you thought Thai willies are short

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17 hours ago, ThaIrish Sean said:

You <deleted> your stepson's girlfriend?

Nah, that would be weird. She does come around now and then to give me a hand, and plant tulips.

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48 minutes ago, rct99q said:

Nah, that would be weird. She does come around now and then to give me a hand, and plant tulips.

So she is from Amsterdam then ?

 

On 4/19/2022 at 8:48 AM, BangkokBaksida said:

To Thai women, it's not the length that matters.  It's how much you pay them.

Yep.

 

Thai women are far less interested in the dimensions of your schwantz than the girth of your wallet.

9 hours ago, rct99q said:

Nah, that would be weird. She does come around now and then to give me a hand, and plant tulips.

I understand the bit about her giving you a hand but I've never heard the euphemism planting tulips ????

On 4/20/2022 at 2:26 AM, KhunLA said:

Which one ... that a sad thought. 

 

WMD - Cheney, oops, Bush 2

If you like your Dr you can keep your Dr - Obama

I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman - Clinton

Read my lips, 'no new taxes' - Bush 1

I am not  crook - Tricky Dick

"We are not about to send American boys nine or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves," - LBJ

Reagan - "In 1983, President Ronald Reagan claimed he had filmed the atrocities of the Nazi death camps while serving as a US Army Signal Corps photographer in Europe....Reagan never left America during World War Two. 

You can post one lie or poor assumption (Obama miscalculated how the market---i.e., doctors---would respond to ACA; that's hardly a lie) about the POTUSs you note.

 

45, OTOH, could churn out more lies in a single sentence than all the POTUSs since George.

6 minutes ago, Walker88 said:

You can post one lie or poor assumption (Obama miscalculated how the market---i.e., doctors---would respond to ACA; that's hardly a lie) about the POTUSs you note.

 

45, OTOH, could churn out more lies in a single sentence than all the POTUSs since George.

NO, he flat out lied, numerous times.  Rarely was it cheaper, better coverage, and unless lucky or paying a premium, you didn't get to choose your doc or hospital... ACA was a total scam, written by lawyers, lobbyist for the insurance and medical industry, and changed US healthcare to be the worse ever.

 

Higher premiums, less services covered & huge deductible, some before any claims to recover costs.  Since mandatory, as always when something is,  skyrocketing healthcare & med prices followed.

4 minutes ago, siftasam said:

All this talk about willies is in very bad taste.

Maybe don't read it then.

Yes, thank you.

 

You've made me appreciate that writing short messages like this is moronic.

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16 minutes ago, siftasam said:

Yes, thank you.

 

You've made me appreciate that writing short messages like this is moronic.

Yes next time we can post "Where to by white bread without sugar in Pattaya"

On 4/21/2022 at 12:43 AM, ThaIrish Sean said:

I understand the bit about her giving you a hand but I've never heard the euphemism planting tulips ????

She is planting her tulips around old Mcgintys stump (ie. Hummer).

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