My son and I need a haircut.  I get my massage done at my condo, why can't I get a haircut here too?

Buy clippers online give yourself a haircut if your to lazy to go out then it won't matter what it looks like since you don't go out 

Where did I say I never go out?

Sometimes the wait for a haircut can be more than an hour.  I'm too lazy and not predisposed to sit in uncomfortable seating.  Someone should open a chiropractic clinic next door to the barber shop. 

53 minutes ago, DudleySquat said:

I get my massage done at my condo, why can't I get a haircut here too?

Because masseuses aren't barbers.

6 minutes ago, DudleySquat said:

Someone should open a chiropractic clinic next door to the barber shop. 

There is one, it's right next door to the barber that's next door to the Samsung service centre.

There is a place near 7/11 where they come and collect your hair, take it away and cut it and then bring it back within the hour , all for 300 Baht 

6 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Because masseuses aren't barbers.

Your statement is incorrect on some many levels. 

4 minutes ago, DudleySquat said:

11 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Because masseuses aren't barbers.

Your statement is incorrect on some many levels. 

Your statement is incorrect on every level and I assume that you must have meant "so many" levels, yes?  Give me one that shows that my tongue in cheek post saying "masseuses aren't barbers" is generally incorrect.

not lazy enough to start all these threads asking childish questions. 

Ok, I speak from experience. Just go to a mall barber's talk to someone there and tell them what you want. I did just that and had someone come after the shop had closed and happily give me a trim for 300b.

 

In fact, I am sure any "chung" at any barber's will be happy to drop by for adequate compensation. Heck, if you are as lazy as you say you are you could google barber shop and ask them.

My wife says her nephew would be glad to give you a hansum man haircut.

He'll even bring a bowl if you don't have one the right size.

You could always get a girlfriend or wife, so she can cut your hair. Not sure though, if the effort of going out and visit a barber's for 30 minutes is not a well-spent time investment, compared to that.

I have an hair clipper it only cost me a few bucks my friend cuts my hair every few weeks for free.

9 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

Sometimes the wait for a haircut can be more than an hour.  I'm too lazy and not predisposed to sit in uncomfortable seating.  Someone should open a chiropractic clinic next door to the barber shop. 

Personally I am straight into the seat at the barbers, but I usually go in the mornings.....

I think the suggestion of getting some Braun or Wahl clippers is a good one, you and the son can give each other wifebeater specials!

Setting a fine example for your son. 

you looking for a straight forward haircut or one with happy ending?

If you have money I am sure you can find someone to do that... 

10 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

My son and I need a haircut.  I get my massage done at my condo, why can't I get a haircut here too?

Buy a pair of scissors and cut each others hair.

Does the OP realise he has to go all the way to his front door to let the hairdresser in? Sounds like even that might be too much effort.

@DudleySquat

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100065090707070&sk=about

 

Easier on the eyes, depending on your preference:

https://www.facebook.com/ninbarber.thaemtha/

 

This is the most pathetic post I've seen in a long time. To admit you're too lazy to be like everyone else in the civilized world and go out and sit in a chair for 30 minutes to have your name called for a haircut. I can only imagine what a headache you are to most people. Living in LOS means having patience and not being a pain to people. Lighten up and try to assimilate in LOS. It's easy. Well, it is for most anyway.

2 minutes ago, HuskerDo2 said:

This is the most pathetic post I've seen in a long time. To admit you're too lazy to be like everyone else in the civilized world and go out and sit in a chair for 30 minutes to have your name called for a haircut. I can only imagine what a headache you are to most people. Living in LOS means having patience and not being a pain to people. Lighten up and try to assimilate in LOS. It's easy. Well, it is for most anyway.

Does come off as being very lazy ... or

too shy to admit:

... a bit agoraphobic 

... too fat or ugly to be seen in public

... still paranoid about covid

... mobility issues

 

or even a more LPOS than I am ... if even possible, now that is sad ????

10 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

10 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

Your statement is incorrect on some many levels. 

Your statement is incorrect on every level and I assume that you must have meant "so many" levels, yes?  Give me one that shows that my tongue in cheek post saying "masseuses aren't barbers" is generally incorrect.

I farted in a crowded lift once…which was wrong on so many levels…

 

Sounds like you should be in a nursing home; they all have in-house barber facilities, and they’ll teach you basket weaving as a bonus.

18 minutes ago, HuskerDo2 said:

This is the most pathetic post I've seen in a long time. To admit you're too lazy to be like everyone else in the civilized world and go out and sit in a chair for 30 minutes to have your name called for a haircut. I can only imagine what a headache you are to most people. Living in LOS means having patience and not being a pain to people. Lighten up and try to assimilate in LOS. It's easy. Well, it is for most anyway.

Oh I think there are plenty of other people who have their hair cut at home.... never seen Brad Pitt at my place on Buakhao......, and anyone with a hairpiece might be embarrassed to have all the kids pointing and laughing through the big plate glass window! Don't let the quirks of others get to you so......

DIY with blunt,rusty scissors,comforting yourself that the difference between a good and a bad haircut is 10 days… 

11 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

Where did I say I never go out?

So if you do go out get a haircut while you are out duh !

Some demeaning troll posts and the replies have been removed.

My GF cuts my hair, among other services she renders.