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Man sentenced to prison for engaging in sex act while kneeling over a captured seagull.


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14 minutes ago, Social Media said:

David Lee, 40, performed the deed on himself while holding the bird between his legs.

He was at the moment watching porn

A multitasking Mackham  , well I never , 

 

regards Worgeordie

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Now if he had used a parrot then he could have engaged in sex-chat at the same time, perhaps teach it some lewd phrases... "go on, go on, go on, oh you're such a big boy, who's a sexy polly?"

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16 minutes ago, Goat said:

I thought to myself "gotta be a brit" so looked up the location and guess what.

Last week it was a bloke making love to a tree in a park.

 

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-having-sex-tree-27126706

 

Something seriously wrong with these people. They should be locked up for everyones safety.

He loves trees. Good for environment.

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9 hours ago, Social Media said:

was sentenced to 24 weeks in prison.

Prison isn't the solution, he needs help and probably a rubber room to live in. 

 

He's got mental health issues, a proper weirdo. 

 

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