I call BS on this one.
The MAGAS have put up with constant lies, sexual assaults, paying off porn stars, dodgy vaccines, ripping off contractors, selling of bibles, six bankruptcies, a drop in their living standards etc.
The vast majority will not care about this in the slightest.
They love their Donald and they believe he loves them.
A new Pierre reviewed study funded by Mainstreet Media stalwarts has taken the lonely people of the world by storm !! A huge trial group of stay at home internet geeks was told NOT to masturbate for thirty days . The results were incredible , with 87% of the subjects claiming that their eyesight had improved dramatacilly . Twelve percent could not be reached to get results, and were suspected of sneaking out to look for "relief" . One person who withdrew from the study went blind .
The good news from this study is that a new drug is in the pipeline that will help those suffering from ejaculatory withdrawel symptoms.
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