My son's favorite is "dumb as a can of soup". For a long time, I used "He has the intelligence of an amoeba".

 

Back in the day, "If BS was music, you'd be a brass band". Or "Here comes f**kwit of the month".

 

Two of my favorites are responses:

 

Churchill and Bessie Braddock:

 

Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk!"

Churchill: " Madam, you're ugly, But I'll be sober in the morning".

 

Disraeli and an opposition MP:

 

Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

 

Have at it.

Thick as a Gurkha's foreskin. 

I try .. try to live by ...

... if you have nothing nice to say, best to simply be quiet

Insulting people is a sign of unhappiness on your part and you are blaming someone else for it.

 

 

Reciprocate the descriptive indirectly 

 

I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?..................

Kiss my ass.

10 minutes ago, bignok said:

Insulting people is a sign of unhappiness on your part and you are blaming someone else for it.

 

 

 

  There are two types of people on Aseannow. 

 

  People who can't stand bignok and people who are bignok.

12 minutes ago, bignok said:

Insulting people is a sign of unhappiness on your part and you are blaming someone else for it.

 

 

Change the record, you've used that line on another thread.

Recently, a poster called me (in some heated rant) - 'community insulter'. I liked that one.

I'm sure something was lost in translation, and the original is less entertaining.

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Change the record, you've used that line on another thread.

Talk to the OP. Don't troll me. That's the main problem on here. People getting angry over towns. Completely silly. If everyone like the same things then those places would be ruined.

Best insult here on AN...........Is your name Robert Smith?

7 minutes ago, TheAppletons said:

 

  There are two types of people on Aseannow. 

 

  People who can't stand bignok and people who are bignok.

Talk to the OP. Address the topic. I gave the OP some tips.

 

You are just a troll.

Just now, bignok said:

Talk to the OP. Address the topic. I gave the OP some tips.

 

You are just a troll.

You are not? The king of double standards.

Just now, bignok said:

Talk to the OP. Address the topic. I gave the OP some tips.

 

You are just a troll.

 

  The topic is "favorite insult", genius.  My post was completely on topic.

I'm sure most consider it an insult, but i genuinely think they don't have much of it: No brains.

The brain of a Kiwi.

4 minutes ago, bignok said:

Talk to the OP. Address the topic. I gave the OP some tips.

 

You are just a troll.

 

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You are not? The king of double standards.

I just left the Moving To Chiang Mai thread to get away from you two bickering, do you plan to keep this up indefinitely!

Just now, Mike Lister said:

 

I just left the Moving To Chiang Mai thread to get away from you two bickering, do you plan to keep this up indefinitely!

Put us both on ignore, problem solved.

1 minute ago, Mike Lister said:

 

I just left the Moving To Chiang Mai thread to get away from you two bickering, do you plan to keep this up indefinitely!

They are both toxic

Just now, ChaiyaTH said:

They are both toxic

 

One of them whines less, though.

3 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

They are both toxic

Vacuous more like.

"if I want any more Sh from you, I'll squeeze your head"

 

-suposedly said by Barbra Streisand.

you're a man

4 minutes ago, Mike Lister said:

 

I just left the Moving To Chiang Mai thread to get away from you two bickering, do you plan to keep this up indefinitely!

Yet you came to this thread after they did to induce more of what you claim you want to get away from 

Nerd

Famous Arabic insult, has also started the odd war.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your mother's armpit.

$#!T or get off the pot!

39 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

I try .. try to live by ...

... if you have nothing nice to say, best to simply be quiet

IIIRC, you have been quite unkind to me on several threads to do with EV's. Perhaps you have forgotten.

Try harder.

1 minute ago, RayWright said:

Famous Arabic insult, has also started the odd war.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your mother's armpit.

A curse upon your family, may their waterholes crack and dry.