1 minute ago, JeffersLos said:

 

 

You have my sincere sympathies. Let me help you ties your shoelaces. 

The thread title is " What's your favorite insult?"

Thank you for the assistance, don't forget to lick.

Your as tight as a Submarine Door.

11 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Your opinion.

The thread title is  "What's your favorite insult?" It's not about their effect, or whether they win an argument.

True it is my opinion. It is another way of saying I dont have favourite insults as I tend not to use them.

12 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

The thread title is " What's your favorite insult?"

 

As I posted, my favourite insult is:

 

20 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

Australian? 

 

 

 

Wow, you really are Australian!! 

 

28 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

True it is my opinion. It is another way of saying I dont have favourite insults as I tend not to use them.

Each to his own. Surely you must be tempted occasionally, when you encounter something egregiously stupid.

You're as welcome as a turd in a punch bowl, or a pork chop in a synagogue.

Here's one you could use for quite a few posters on this forum:-

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

Your mouthwash ain't making it ( Clint Eastwood )

Nice to meet you. You're so wise.

Just now, johnnybangkok said:

Here's one you could use for quite a few posters on this forum:-

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

A variant comes from the Latin " Si tacuisse, philosophus mansisse".

 

Loosely translated, it means : "If you had kept your mouth shut, we might have thought you are clever".

You have this uncanny ability to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.

4 minutes ago, bignok said:

You have this uncanny ability to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.

Quite a good insult, is it original?

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Quite a good insult, is it original?

A modified version from Abe Lincoln.

Just now, bignok said:

A modified version from Abe Lincoln.

On a tangent, it reminded me of: "If a seminal thought ever entered his head, it would be a clear case of promiscuity".

If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off." — Author Kurt Vonnegut,

5 hours ago, V8M8 said:

One of my favorites is one my Mrs reserves mostly for people driving like complete idiots, Which as eveyone will know is everytime you are driving any where.

"Samong Ma banya Kwai", I think that loosely translates into "the brain of a dog and acts like a buffalo" 

My Thai GF absolutely cracked up when I relayed that insult to her. You made her day.

 

Rodney Dangerfield:

 

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

 

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

 

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

 

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

 

 

You can't soar with the Eagles when your flying with Turkeys. Or one of mine I use on here " You can't Educate Pork "

Adelaide '1/2 an hour behind'

He uses statistics like a drunken man uses a lamp post - for support rather than illumination.

11 minutes ago, RabidRenu said:

Adelaide '1/2 an hour behind'

West coast of US

" A souffle only rises once" Paul Keating, on the possibility of Andrew Peacock becoming the Liberal leader a second time.

Terdburger

Now go home and get yer ----- shine box!

10 hours ago, Lacessit said:

" A souffle only rises once" Paul Keating, on the possibility of Andrew Peacock becoming the Liberal leader a second time.

"I wanna do you slowly".

I think that was another Keating quote.

"English teacher" 

Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan: " I've been waiting for another chance to bowl to you for two years".

Daryl Cullinan: " It looks like you spent them eating".

5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan: " I've been waiting for another chance to bowl to you for two years".

Daryl Cullinan: " It looks like you spent them eating".

Warne to Healy "He won't come out of his crease" (Arundatunga)

Healy " put a mars bar on a length:

 

Arungatunga calls for runner

Healy " you cant get a runner cause you are fat and unfit"

26 minutes ago, bignok said:

Warne to Healy "He won't come out of his crease" (Arundatunga)

Healy " put a mars bar on a length:

 

Arungatunga calls for runner

Healy " you cant get a runner cause you are fat and unfit"

Glenn McGrath to a Zimbabwe batsman: "Why are you so fat?"

 

Batsman: " Cos every time I <deleted> your wife, she gives me a biscuit".