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Posted
1 minute ago, JeffersLos said:

 

 

You have my sincere sympathies. Let me help you ties your shoelaces. 

The thread title is " What's your favorite insult?"

Thank you for the assistance, don't forget to lick.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Your opinion.

The thread title is  "What's your favorite insult?" It's not about their effect, or whether they win an argument.

True it is my opinion. It is another way of saying I dont have favourite insults as I tend not to use them.

Posted
12 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

The thread title is " What's your favorite insult?"

 

As I posted, my favourite insult is:

 

20 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

Australian? 

 

 

 

Wow, you really are Australian!! :laugh:

 

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

True it is my opinion. It is another way of saying I dont have favourite insults as I tend not to use them.

Each to his own. Surely you must be tempted occasionally, when you encounter something egregiously stupid.

Posted
Just now, johnnybangkok said:

Here's one you could use for quite a few posters on this forum:-

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

A variant comes from the Latin " Si tacuisse, philosophus mansisse".

 

Loosely translated, it means : "If you had kept your mouth shut, we might have thought you are clever".

Posted
4 minutes ago, bignok said:

You have this uncanny ability to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.

Quite a good insult, is it original?

Posted
Just now, bignok said:

A modified version from Abe Lincoln.

On a tangent, it reminded me of: "If a seminal thought ever entered his head, it would be a clear case of promiscuity".

Posted
5 hours ago, V8M8 said:

One of my favorites is one my Mrs reserves mostly for people driving like complete idiots, Which as eveyone will know is everytime you are driving any where.

"Samong Ma banya Kwai", I think that loosely translates into "the brain of a dog and acts like a buffalo" 

My Thai GF absolutely cracked up when I relayed that insult to her. You made her day.

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Posted

Rodney Dangerfield:

 

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

 

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

 

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

 

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

 

 

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Posted

" A souffle only rises once" Paul Keating, on the possibility of Andrew Peacock becoming the Liberal leader a second time.

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Posted
10 hours ago, Lacessit said:

" A souffle only rises once" Paul Keating, on the possibility of Andrew Peacock becoming the Liberal leader a second time.

"I wanna do you slowly".

I think that was another Keating quote.

Posted

Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan: " I've been waiting for another chance to bowl to you for two years".

Daryl Cullinan: " It looks like you spent them eating".

Posted
5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan: " I've been waiting for another chance to bowl to you for two years".

Daryl Cullinan: " It looks like you spent them eating".

Warne to Healy "He won't come out of his crease" (Arundatunga)

Healy " put a mars bar on a length:

 

Arungatunga calls for runner

Healy " you cant get a runner cause you are fat and unfit"

Posted
26 minutes ago, bignok said:

Warne to Healy "He won't come out of his crease" (Arundatunga)

Healy " put a mars bar on a length:

 

Arungatunga calls for runner

Healy " you cant get a runner cause you are fat and unfit"

Glenn McGrath to a Zimbabwe batsman: "Why are you so fat?"

 

Batsman: " Cos every time I <deleted> your wife, she gives me a biscuit".

 

 

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