What's your favorite insult?

[Captain Monday]

46 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

That really takes me back, it was in use over 60 years ago when I was a trainee.

I only heard  it from the late 1970s American TV show "Welcome back Kotter" with Gabe Kaplan.

John Travolta was not a big star then. When I was a kid there were many funny shows nothing on American TV seems worth watching these days. Kaplan used to be a standup comic.  Recycled comic material going back to the Vaudeville days was often used.

[stoner]

On 11/12/2023 at 11:05 AM, dingdongrb said:

'The best part of you ran down your mommy's leg.'

 

 

you were the fastest swimmer ?  :)

[a3tsw]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries..

[Lacessit]

IIRC, one of the best exchanges was between Rod Marsh and Ian Botham.

 

Marsh: "How's your wife and my kids?"

 

Botham: " Wife is fine. Kids are retarded".

[bignok]

15 hours ago, Captain Monday said:

Means?

[Captain Monday]

6 hours ago, bignok said:

Means?

 

Use your imagination

[ross163103]

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.

[ross163103]

I know mothers are off limits for a lot of people but this one for a birthday:

 

Congratulations on the day your face rubbed your mother's pussy.

[JBChiangRai]

Some insults for fat people...

 

Where can I rent those chins?

 

I knew there was a famine in Africa, now I know why

 

You're so fat you have your own postcode

[Hanaguma]

On 11/27/2023 at 7:33 AM, ross163103 said:

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.

I heard it more like, "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and made a brown stain on the mattress.

 

 

I am partial to, "someone should pull a cvnt over your head and fvck some sense into you!"

[Lacessit]

8 minutes ago, Hanaguma said:

I heard it more like, "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and made a brown stain on the mattress.

 

 

I am partial to, "someone should pull a cvnt over your head and fvck some sense into you!"

Takes me back to 'does your nose bleed every 28 days?'

[scottiejohn]

53 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Takes me back to 'does your nose bleed every 28 days?'

Only addressed to an @rse hole of a man of course!

[sipi]

Lady Di on her marriage.

"We're happily married. He's happy and I'm married".