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January 21st Will Mark My 52nd Year in Asia: Is There ONE Special Person Here Who Will Celebrate With Me?

GammaGlobulin

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GammaGlobulin

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My Dear Friends,

 

Among you, there might be just one non-robot who might wish to celebrate with me, my fifty-second year in Asia.

 

Personally, I would like to celebrate this occasion with a girl.

 

And, NOT a WHITE girl.

 

But, a white girl might do, too.

 

Hit me up via PM if you are a girl, of any color, willing to have a nice Thai dinner with me.

 

This will be a ONE-TIME thing.

 

And so, I hope you don't think I am seeking a GF, or nothing.

 

You need not be a genius, but just a fun girl.

 

We will have good food at a nice restaurant, and then leave in separate Grab vehicles.

 

I am looking forward to it.

 

This is NOT a joke.

 

I do NOT care about your age.

 

I only care that you will enjoy my company.

 

My only requirement is that you  are a REAL GIRL...and I might need to check you out before we sit down to dinner.

 

Looking forward to many replies from the girls on this forum....

 

Best regards, 

And, January 21 will be a great evening,

 

Gamma...

 

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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37 minutes ago, stoner said:

i identify as a straight white female. dm for details.

 

happy 52nd :)

 

Wait....!

 

You simply CANNOT be a girl.

 

But I have no doubt you are white.

 

You are joking....Right?

 

No Jokes!, Please....on this thread!!!!

 

Prubangboy Gold Member

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49 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

 

And, NOT a WHITE girl.

 

But, a white girl might do, too.

 

Gamma...

 

 

I'm glad the white girl issue is settled.

stoner Star Member

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5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Wait....!

 

You simply CANNOT be a girl.

 

But I have no doubt you are white.

 

You are joking....Right?

 

No Jokes!, Please....on this thread!!!!

 

 

happy 52nd. 

ChrisP24 Advanced Member

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Much as I might enjoy that dinner conversation, I'm a somewhat old white guy and not in Thailand so definitely don't qualify.

 

Gamma, it occurs to me that the ratio of people who meet the demographic you're seeking is pitifully low on this forum.  By contrast, I think many of us have seen how neglected and lonely many of the wives and assorted family members of this nation's Indian immigrant population appear to be.  Have you considered recruiting from that demographic base?  They will be English-speaking, and appreciative of a nice dinner and good conversation with no expectations of any post-dessert activities. 

 

Here is a rather catchy tune that might inspire you.......

 

 

 

 

NextG Platinum Member

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1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

My Dear Friends,

 

Among you, there might be just one non-robot who might wish to celebrate with me, my fifty-second year in Asia.

 

Personally, I would like to celebrate this occasion with a girl.

 

And, NOT a WHITE girl.

 

But, a white girl might do, too.

 

Hit me up via PM if you are a girl, of any color, willing to have a nice Thai dinner with me.

 

This will be a ONE-TIME thing.

 

And so, I hope you don't think I am seeking a GF, or nothing.

 

You need not be a genius, but just a fun girl.

 

We will have good food at a nice restaurant, and then leave in separate Grab vehicles.

 

I am looking forward to it.

 

This is NOT a joke.

 

I do NOT care about your age.

 

I only care that you will enjoy my company.

 

My only requirement is that you  are a REAL GIRL...and I might need to check you out before we sit down to dinner.

 

Looking forward to many replies from the girls on this forum....

 

Best regards, 

And, January 21 will be a great evening,

 

Gamma...

 

 


Will you pay for their flights to and fro Japan or have you already given up on that particular charade?

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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I have never had a REAL Japanese girlfriend.

I have never had a REAL Thai girlfriend.

 

So, now, maybe this is my chance?

 

Personally speaking, Chinese girlfriends have always been my forte....

Up to now.

 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

50000 Overnight.

 

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This is one HECK of a beautiful young woman.

 

I just wish I were young enough for her.

 

Yet, I would not wish to be young again.

 

Note:  I really doubt her spatial reasoning score on the IQ test might be up to par, nor her Verbal, for that matter.

 

Oh, well.....

 

 

V8M8 Senior Member

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2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Wait....!

 

You simply CANNOT be a girl.

 

But I have no doubt you are white.

 

You are joking....Right?

 

No Jokes!, Please....on this thread!!!!

 

You are friggin joking right. What's going on, is everyone having a "post the most idiotic post" day today?

Bugger me gently!!

V8M8 Senior Member

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3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have never had a REAL Japanese girlfriend.

I have never had a REAL Thai girlfriend.

 

So, now, maybe this is my chance?

 

Personally speaking, Chinese girlfriends have always been my forte....

Up to now.

 

 

Fool.

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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6 minutes ago, V8M8 said:

You are friggen jocking right. What's goiung on, is everytone having a "post the most idiotic post" day today?

Bugger me gently!!

 

I can only tell you this:

 

When TV went down for about a week...

I tried my best to comment on another forum...

 

But, I soon found that that forum was not for me.

 

TV is still the best in Thailand.

 

So...then...here I am now...

 

Like it or Lump it....

 

You decide.

 

 

V8M8 Senior Member

V8M8

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1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I can only tell you this:

 

When TV went down for about a week...

I tried my best to comment on another forum...

 

But, I soon found that that forum was not for me.

 

TV is still the best in Thailand.

 

So...then...here I am now...

 

Like it or Lump it....

 

You decide.

 

 

For sure, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder has become an epedemic since Asean Now site was shut down. What did everyone do with them selves. No one to ridicule, cast nasty comments at and god forbid, no brownie points to add to their coveted scores! :wub:

 

V8M8 Senior Member

V8M8

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Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

As long at I don't feel it...

All is fine for the evening....

 

 

Seek help cretin.

BenStark Platinum Member

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19 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

When TV went down for about a week...

I tried my best to comment on another forum...

 

But, I soon found that that forum was not for me.

 

TV is still the best in Thailand.

 

You mean the other forum didn't tolerate your daily drivel?

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BenStark Platinum Member

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3 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

50000 Overnight.

 

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Turkish Lira you mean?

 

Any one who pays 50K baht for that, even if it was for a week, needs to have his head checked

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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9 minutes ago, BenStark said:

 

You mean the other forum didn't tolerate your daily drivel?

 

After only one week...

I cannot say for sure.

 

(Their loss, of course, since...Now that TV is back....no need to post elsewhere.  Right?)

 

 

 

 

Sqoop Senior Member

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Gamma .. perhaps you could create a profile on Thai Friendly and watch the opportunities role in ? Especially on a short term basis ?

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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25 minutes ago, Sqoop said:

Gamma .. perhaps you could create a profile on Thai Friendly and watch the opportunities role in ? Especially on a short term basis ?

 

I could.

 

And then...

 

I could pass off the results of my profile to you.

 

For proper handling.

 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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You know....

 

When I was young and in Form Four through Form Six...

 

Many of my friends had English Butlers to serve them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on silver trays.

 

Soon after, I left for Vietnam, but only as a tourist in places like Da Nang and Cam Ranh Bay.

 

There, in Da Nang, one could buy the best French bread.

 

Much better than White bread, by far.

 

I enjoyed MANY slices of the locally available French bread.

 

That was in 1971, when the F4 Phantom was king of the skies.

 

What a magnificent aircraft.

 

Such a tragedy when it was finally retired.

 

 

 

FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

pgrahmm Platinum Member

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Congratulations on your longevity....

Your tedium, blended with perseverance & feigned curiosity have proven a worthy endeavor as time marches enivitively forward...

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