On 12/24/2023 at 8:31 PM, Lacessit said:

Who fed you the nasty pill today?

Correct. He forgets one can't ( or at least shouldn't ) have sex with a dog.

For unconditional love dogs are great, for sex not so much.

If I ever have another wife, I would prefer to sleep in separate countries. 

On 12/22/2023 at 10:29 AM, Prubangboy said:

Relationship expert, Cameron Diaz

'nuff said

 

50 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Correct. He forgets one can't ( or at least shouldn't ) have sex with a dog.

For unconditional love dogs are great, for sex not so much.

 

Its not as if the dogs going to complain, now is it 

On 12/22/2023 at 10:35 AM, nikmar said:

i have a friend who says the main reason he s still with his wife is because they sleep seperately. She says the same!!

So he  needs two bedrooms  and an appointment system for boomboom?

I am surprised how many guys here like separate bedrooms.

I am happy with my gf and cuddle when we sleep. I thought that's what everybody prefers - but apparently that is not the case. 

 

 

50 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I am surprised how many guys here like separate bedrooms.

I am happy with my gf and cuddle when we sleep. I thought that's what everybody prefers - but apparently that is not the case. 

 

 

Maybe their woman is no longer attractive, or never was.

1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I am surprised how many guys here like separate bedrooms.

I am happy with my gf and cuddle when we sleep. I thought that's what everybody prefers - but apparently that is not the case. 

 

 

 

   That's not you and your GF though is it and you don't spend 8 hours a night sleeping that like that 

Menopause: they put on weight, they have hot flashes, they go a little mad. 

 

I can def see trading down age-wise, but after 60, you're going to start running out of pre-meno bed-candidates. 

 

I noticed today at the buffet that all the female hugs I got were def of the side-hug variety. The ship has sailed.

12 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   That's not you and your GF though is it and you don't spend 8 hours a night sleeping that like that 

Did you expect that I post a picture of me and my gf in bed together? 

 

We don't sleep in the same position all night, she turns around, I turn around, and all that.

But mostly we touch each other. And probably for hours, every night, we sleep "spoon spoon"

We life together since forever and we both like to sleep like that since forever. 

6 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Did you expect that I post a picture of me and my gf in bed together? 

 

We don't sleep in the same position all night, she turns around, I turn around, and all that.

But mostly we touch each other. And probably for hours, every night, we sleep "spoon spoon"

We life together since forever and we both like to sleep like that since forever. 

 

   You have touched a female before ?

OMG, I've always wanted to do that 

I've seen photos in magazines and  seen them in movies , but never touched one 

What do they feel like ?

3 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I am surprised how many guys here like separate bedrooms.

I am happy with my gf and cuddle when we sleep. I thought that's what everybody prefers - but apparently that is not the case. 

Don't go for all that mushiness and then there's tossing & turning, snoring, breathing, etc. I prefer to sleep but each to their own. 

1 hour ago, daveAustin said:

Don't go for all that mushiness and then there's tossing & turning, snoring, breathing, etc. I prefer to sleep but each to their own. 

 

   And the passing of wind 

11 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

'nuff said

 

Shades of the Nite Owl there. He always signed off with that. Better days in LOS when his column was in the newspaper. When they dumped him was about the time it started to go in the downward spiral.

6 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Did you expect that I post a picture of me and my gf in bed together? 

 

We don't sleep in the same position all night, she turns around, I turn around, and all that.

But mostly we touch each other. And probably for hours, every night, we sleep "spoon spoon"

We life together since forever and we both like to sleep like that since forever. 

I agree. The one delight I had after being cut off from the rumpty was that we still cuddled going to sleep. I always woke up apart though.

It was only once she decided not to have cuddles either that divorce became likely.

If one can't cuddle the object of one's affection, how can one be affectionate at all?