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Noisiest Trees in Thailand: Plop, Plop, Plop!

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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'Tis the Season to Listen to Our Noisy Trees, My Friends!

 

How many of you have sat outside listening to your trees, lately?

 

At this time of year, the fruit is falling....

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

Maybe some of you do not fully appreciate the beauty of this miracle, which signals rebirth, and new prosperity, ahead, for our world.

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

What are the nosiest trees that you enjoy in Thailand?

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  The sounds of trees can only be enjoyed in Thailand.  In Taiwan, there are no noisy trees.  In Pennsylvania, no noisy trees.

 

 

It's a miracle!

 

Note2:  What is your vote for the noisiest tree in Thailand?

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP....

 

Note3:  

 

 

Note4:  

 

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Hokeus Senior Member

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Sounds like GG was sittin' with his arse cheeks wrapped around the porcelain god, after having consumed a lethal dose of Montezuma's Revenge, and, instead of accepting his fate, he took a solid hit off the bong and then started dreaming that he was under a fruit tree, as the barrage of plop-plop came jettisoning out of his bungholioooo! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤢🤮

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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No.

Bard is mistaken.

 

Bard thinks that I am describing the Jackfruit Tree.

 

Actually, not.

I am thinking of a giant tree with fruit that falls to earth, and goes plop, plop, plop, for about three or four weeks.

 

Anyone know what this noisy tree might be?

 

Bard is not right!

 

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Lacessit Star Member

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Where I live in Australia, the trees are noisy because they lose branches. On average, one tree per year falls over the road.

 

We have winds there, anywhere between 20 and 100 km/hr. It affects putting on exposed greens.

 

Fruit in the orchards usually gets picked before it can fall.

fredwiggy Ruby Member

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I think you might be hearing rubber trees dropping nuts, and not fruit trees. Hear them every time I step outside for a part of the year.

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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55 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

I think you might be hearing rubber trees dropping nuts, and not fruit trees. Hear them every time I step outside for a part of the year.

 

No.

The fruit is, basically, orange in color, I think.

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

And, on and on, it goes....

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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Where the Sun never shines!

 

 

Never

Never

Never

 

Shines.....

 

The Sun Never Shines....

Here....

 

 

soi3eddie Platinum Member

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Parked under one of these trees at Khao Sok last week. Dropping reddish soft seed/fruit onto the ground and vehicles.

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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2 minutes ago, soi3eddie said:

Parked under one of these trees at Khao Sok last week. Dropping reddish soft seed/fruit onto the ground and vehicles.

 

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

The majesty of Nature.

 

Yes.

You guessed the tree.

These trees drop fruit, if they are big enough, for several weeks.

 

Majestic!

 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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Anyone interested in listening to CREAM in 2005 at the Royal Albert Hall....

 

Should probably buy the DVD, or download from the internet.

 

The YouTube quality is not up to snuff, IMHO.....

(Sound Quality is completely different on YT.  And, you can't even see the frets on YT.)

 

This is worth paying money for, in fact.....

 

Just sayin'......

 

Driving in my car

Smoking my cigar

 

 

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kickstart Gold Member

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Gymnopetalum integrifolim (Roxb.) Kurz.

 I think it is this tree, they one near me, next to the road.

which is now red with the fruit? 

Baht Simpson Gold Member

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Could be a Thai Guava tree. We have a huge one in the garden and it usually starts to shed its fruit this time of year. The fruit is green and hard and could easily brain you.

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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1 hour ago, Baht Simpson said:

Could be a Thai Guava tree. We have a huge one in the garden and it usually starts to shed its fruit this time of year. The fruit is green and hard and could easily brain you.

 

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NO.

 

WTF....?

 

That is a FING Farang Tree.....!

 

That is a Sleepy Time Tree....!

 

 

What a Fing Garbage Comment you have posted!

 

Don't you know....ANYTHING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

OR, you are not from the UK....maybe?

 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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1 hour ago, kickstart said:

Gymnopetalum integrifolim (Roxb.) Kurz.

 I think it is this tree, they one near me, next to the road.

which is now red with the fruit? 

 

Have you never seen a Banyan tree in your life?

 

What's WRONG with you, Man?

 

 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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ON A TUESDAY.....Like today.........

 

GREATEST CREAM.....

 

We are going wrong....

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

We are going wrong.....

 

Cream got it right, years ago.......

 

 

 

ANY GIVEN TUESDAY....

Like today....

 

Always the same.....

 

We are going wrong......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

JACK BRUCE:  Truly Amazing.  We are going wrong.   He was right......

 

 

Jack was full of Wisdom.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

At first it sounded like me poop in the mornings, doing plop-plop on a good morning glory day 😁

 

When a very large tree begins to drop fruit, it puts your morning poops to shame.

 

The sound is magnificent.

 

Plop

Plop

Plop

 

For weeks on end.

 

 

observer90210 Gold Member

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7 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

When a very large tree begins to drop fruit, it puts your morning poops to shame.

 

The sound is magnificent.

 

Plop

Plop

Plop

 

For weeks on end.

 

 

Nature ruleZ !!

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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31 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

Nature ruleZ !!

 

 

There MUST BE Dozens of people on this Farang Pub who have had First-year Calculus.....!

 

 

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Baht Simpson Gold Member

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1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

NO.

 

WTF....?

 

That is a FING Farang Tree.....!

 

That is a Sleepy Time Tree....!

 

 

What a Fing Garbage Comment you have posted!

 

Don't you know....ANYTHING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

OR, you are not from the UK....maybe?

 

 

Sounds like one has brained you. Quit the drugs. 

 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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6 minutes ago, Baht Simpson said:

Sounds like one has brained you. Quit the drugs. 

 

 

My frontal lobe is still OK, I think.

 

PETERTHEEATER Diamond Member

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21 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

'Tis the Season to Listen to Our Noisy Trees, My Friends!

 

How many of you have sat outside listening to your trees, lately?

 

At this time of year, the fruit is falling....

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

Maybe some of you do not fully appreciate the beauty of this miracle, which signals rebirth, and new prosperity, ahead, for our world.

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP

 

What are the nosiest trees that you enjoy in Thailand?

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  The sounds of trees can only be enjoyed in Thailand.  In Taiwan, there are no noisy trees.  In Pennsylvania, no noisy trees.

 

 

It's a miracle!

 

Note2:  What is your vote for the noisiest tree in Thailand?

 

PLOP

PLOP

PLOP....

 

Note3:  

 

 

Note4:  

 

You need help.

digger70 Platinum Member

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23 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

I think you might be hearing rubber trees dropping nuts, and not fruit trees. Hear them every time I step outside for a part of the year.

Yea , get them on the Roof , hell off a noise sometimes ,the neighbours got a couple big trees next to our place ,when it heats up during the day they Shoot there Seeds they are real projectiles and fly a fair way.

dlclark97 Advanced Member

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Could it be a CATON (not sure of spelling) tree?  Had a very large one in my yard some years back.  When ready, 100's of CATON would fall every night.  They often broke open from the fall and by early morning would be covered by red ants.  Very messy and a daily chore to clean them up and dispose of the fruit.

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