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My clothes smell like Napalm in the Morning!

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Folks,

 

It really does not matter what kind of laundry detergent you might use, these days, during the Smoking Season in Chiang Mai.

 

Because, your clothes, hung out to dry, will ALWAYS smell like Napalm in the Morning.

 

Does this bother you?

 

And, even if it does, then there is absolutely nothing you can do about it, other than to move to Japan.

 

I love the smell of napalm after I have hung my clothes out to dry.

 

If I did not, then I would not be living in Thailand.

 

Maybe, some day, our clothes will not smell like napalm.

But, when our clothes smell fresh, it will not happen soon.

 

As for now....

 

We can just tell ourselves that we love the GASOLINE SMELL in our clothes.

 

Regards.

Gamma

 

Note:  How do you feel about Richard Wagner?

 

 

Note 15:

 

I love the smell of napalm on my clothes in Chiang Mai....!

 

 

 

 

Roger!

Roger Dodger!

 

 

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    you'd never know from that film that you actually lost!

  • daveAustin
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    Nice one, Crossy. Remember that well -- "F me!" lol Those V-12 Merlins are LOUD, esp full throttle 6 foot from your ear.   Gamma, why don't you use an Otteri launderette? They're cheap

  • How about 10 Merlins? OK not 6 feet from your ear but still...    

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12 minutes ago, timendres said:

Charlie don't surf.

 

Shall we dance.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Sports Fans)

 

 

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54 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Folks,

 

It really does not matter what kind of laundry detergent you might use, these days, during the Smoking Season in Chiang Mai.

 

Because, your clothes, hung out to dry, will ALWAYS smell like Napalm in the Morning.

 

Does this bother you?

 

And, even if it does, then there is absolutely nothing you can do about it, other than to move to Japan.

 

I love the smell of napalm after I have hung my clothes out to dry.

 

If I did not, then I would not be living in Thailand.

 

Maybe, some day, our clothes will not smell like napalm.

But, when our clothes smell fresh, it will not happen soon.

 

As for now....

 

We can just tell ourselves that we love the GASOLINE SMELL in our clothes.

 

Regards.

Gamma

 

Note:  How do you feel about Richard Wagner?

 

 

Note 15:

 

I love the smell of napalm on my clothes in Chiang Mai....!

 

 

 

 

Roger!

Roger Dodger!

 

 

you'd never know from that film that you actually lost!

Unless GG has served in Vietnam, he doesn't know how "activated" napalm smells. I was told that neglecting to wash ones underwear for over 3 years will produce exotic smells that even confuses well trained police dogs.

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13 minutes ago, frank83628 said:

you'd never know from that film that you actually lost!

 

We lost a generation, in fact.

 

Maybe I know more than you about this.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, swissie said:

Unless GG has served in Vietnam, he doesn't know how "activated" napalm smells. I was told that neglecting to wash ones underwear for over 3 years will produce exotic smells that even confuses well trained police dogs.

 

Is this your habit?

To not wash your underpants for three years?

 

What are the advantages?

 

I only ask because.....

I guess...

You are the one who can tell us all....

 

Just judging from your comments, is all....

 

 

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22 minutes ago, swissie said:

Vietnam

 

I was in Vietnam.....

Sometime around 1971.

 

Not joking.

 

(That was a long time ago.....)

 

 

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17 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Is this your habit?

To not wash your underpants for three years?

 

In fact, I would truly respect you far more if you did not wear underpants, same as I....

 

Underpants are superfluous.

 

I have never thought that underpants served any useful purpose.

 

 

27 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

 

 

I have never thought that underpants served any useful purpose.

 

 

 

Shart catchers.

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What's the point of the military-complex buildup unless we put it to good use?

 

I want to see the Americans go Head-to-Head with the ChiComs!

 

The Commies will CAVE when they hit the mighty wall of American Military Force.

 

We can put an end to the ChiComs, once and for all, in 2024, before December.

 

I want to see Xi die a painful death.

Now!!!!!!!!

 

The ChiComs are nothing but a paper tiger.

 

Let's send them to where they belong........!

 

 

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Please listen, FOLKS, to my Great Friend, Gordon Chang, from Cornell, tell us about the ChiComs:

 

 

 

Mr. C.....

Please Mark My Words, we need to take Gordon seriously!

 

 

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I was in Vietnam.....

Sometime around 1971.

what did they make you do there?

wash dishes?

 

and the award for "saddest american archetype" category is the american idiot who spends years and years living in china and then moves back home or to another country and wants his country to wipe them off the map.

 

what were you doing living in china if you hate the place so much?

 

 

8 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Please listen, FOLKS, to my Great Friend, Gordon Chang, from Cornell, tell us about the ChiComs:

 

It's fake news / bs for idiots

 

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We are now engaged in a battle with the ChiComs, and Xi.

Either he dies, soon, or we.

 

F Xi!

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Crossy said:

And if you want jets, the Blackburn Buccaneer was the absolute master of low flying. By the way, this is a bomber!

 

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Nice.

Impossible to get lower than this without....

Buying the Farm.

 

 

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

In fact, I would truly respect you far more if you did not wear underpants, same as I....

 

Underpants are superfluous.

 

I have never thought that underpants served any useful purpose.

 

 

Whatever you do, lay off the figs and papaya,

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We will never forget.

 

The ChiComs CANNOT change history....

 

 

 

At that time, I recall clearly....

 

The OUTRAGE of the world was immense.

 

We do not forget this outrage.

 

We will never forgive.

 

(Also, the idiot ChiComs shot up part of the US Embassy.  And, so, there was an eventual payback, which you might also know about.)

 

The ChiComs must die.

 

 

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BUT...

Fair Play to the Other Side.....

I LOVE THIS MUSIK, it must be said!

 

DONG FANG HONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Nice Pic of ZhouEnLai!!!!!!

 

Enjoy.....

 

 

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1 hour ago, save the frogs said:

what did they make you do there?

 

They made me eat TiPang....all day, and every day....

 

 

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

will ALWAYS smell like Napalm in the Morning.

Your posts stink worse than that.....Most mornings!

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6 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Your posts stink worse than that.....Most mornings!

 

Up Tight.

Out of sight.

My balls, I mean...

Most mornings.

 

 

Unknowingly I learned how simplified Napalm is made. Put a leaking benzene container in a styrofoam box 😯

What I found was a half melted styrofoam box and a slimy substance that burns slowly 🤣

If someone hasn't mentioned this already, Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now " I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like.. victory"

Try lighting a match, if you blow up you will know that your suspicions are correct and we will be well rid of you.

9 hours ago, Crossy said:

That's not a low-pass.

 

THIS is a low pass (family friendly version): - 

Nice one, Crossy. Remember that well -- "F me!" lol

Those V-12 Merlins are LOUD, esp full throttle 6 foot from your ear.

 

Gamma, why don't you use an Otteri launderette? They're cheap and are everywhere nowadays, all have driers .

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