I am looking at the "unread content" page and every single thread is of news stories. 

So being the serious minded scholar that I am I decided to combine , a stimulating  cerebral conversation with a serious science question I had.  

   It might be considered a bit graphic , so I advice those who did not have breakfast yet to do so before reading this. 

So I got up this morning and as I often do I weighed myself to see how much I deserved to eat today. I was 167.8 lbs

Good news  as I try to keep it below 170 ( I am 5:10 ), and though my weight is staying the same as always, it's distribution seems to be changing as I get older. 

I had my coffee and being t as it often does, it induced  a bowel movement.  I sat on the throne and before anything happened  I let out the biggest fart you ever heard. Frankly I am very proud of it, and wish I had a recording of it. And then plap plap a dropped a few rather hefty  friends in the lake. 

  Excitedly I went back and weighed myself again , and much to my disappointment  I was still 167.8 lbs . 

What the blip , I  thought. What does a man have to do to lose some weight?

But now that I think of it I am beginning to postulate a rather interesting theory that i wish to submit to you for peer review,  

I postulate  that the weight  I lost from the dump I took was offset by the buoyancy provided from the gas I lost. 

please be polite and keep it clean.

And if anyone claims that I am full of Sh#*  I promise . I no longer am.  

 

 

4 minutes ago, sirineou said:

And if anyone claims that I am full of Sh#*  I promise . I no longer am. 

Push a bit harder, there's still a few kg's in there! 

5 minutes ago, sirineou said:

...

I postulate  that the weight  I lost from the dump I took was offset by the buoyancy provided from the gas I lost. 

...

This cannot be 🙂.  Your poop is mostly sold which means that its density is going to be much higher than the density of the gases of your fart.  Anyway, both of them should have reduced the mass of your body (albeit a miniscule amount due to your fart).

 

The answer is much more simple - your weighing scales are broken!

Since you're so proud of your fart, maybe you're just full of hot air...

 

Shoulda fished out ya turds and weighed on em ya kitchen scales..

14 minutes ago, sirineou said:

What does a man have to do to lose some weight?

 

Yaba will get you nice and skinny. Might lose some teeth but.

29 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Push a bit harder, there's still a few kg's in there! 

And how do you know that" Remember this is hard science and not opinion. 

30 minutes ago, simon43 said:

This cannot be 🙂.  Your poop is mostly sold which means that its density is going to be much higher than the density of the gases of your fart.  Anyway, both of them should have reduced the mass of your body (albeit a miniscule amount due to your fart)

A well thought reply. clearly you are a man who has given serious consideration on the subject. and has some experiance in the sactological scienses.

32 minutes ago, flyingtlger said:

Since you're so proud of your fart, maybe you're just full of hot air...

Doh. I should have thought of that .

But wouldn't that mean that i would weight even less? Perhaps  the issue is that I don't contain enough hot air, If that's the truth then I am sure this thread should provide enough to compensate.  

34 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Shoulda fished out ya turds and weighed on em ya kitchen scales..

I did not think of that, Brilliant!! I will try that next time.

Any suggestions on a collecting device.  I am thinking weighting my underwear first, , then pooping in them , weighting the Underwear /poop combination , then subtracting the weight of the underwire. 

Excellent, now we are making progress!! I was sure that with the brilliant minds in this forum a solution to this conundrum would be found.  

35 minutes ago, Lemsta69 said:

 

Yaba will get you nice and skinny. Might lose some teeth but.

Taking from experience ? 

1 hour ago, Lemsta69 said:

 

Yaba will get you nice and skinny. Might lose some teeth but.

Lemsta, Obviously you have had experience judging about your past posts 

Yaba which I believe is similar to ice is a hideous drug 

I can only think what you look like and I must say I do have a tear in my eyes for you Lemsta .

Of course you probably won't see it looking in the mirror yourself but after years of drug use I can only imagine what you look like .

I'm sorry you had a bad life 

Would you care to post a pic , and please don't take that the wrong way or any disrespect to you ,no one is judging ,but years of that has effects .

I hope everything is now sorted in your life Lemsta and all the best 💜

 

I lost 12 pounds one night on peppermint schnapps.  But I don't recommend it.  I couldn't use peppermint toothpaste for years after that.

 

Edit:  I also lost over 20 pounds after my bypass surgery.  But I don't recommend the hospital food diet, either. 

 

4 minutes ago, impulse said:

Edit:  I also lost over 20 pounds after my bypass surgery.  But I don't recommend the hospital food diet, either. 

Yea , I think I'll bypass that 

I know, I know, lame joke! All this serious scientific thinking is taking a toll of me. 

37 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Taking from experience ? 

 

Not me, my friend. I'm a choir boy mate 🙏😂

Just now, Lemsta69 said:

 

Not me, my friend. I'm a choir boy mate 🙏😂

Ohh yea?? Prove it !!

Sing a song praising Christ. 

7 minutes ago, Lemsta69 said:

 

Not me, my friend. I'm a choir boy mate 🙏😂

Nothing wrong with admitting past mistakes and a life that learned from.

 

I must say and it's no reflection of you Lemsta ,but you can always tell those older mature aged guys  who had a "hard life" with drugs or alcohol,  crime,violence  etc in their live

 

Does the guilt of wasting your life prey in your mind though ,the people you let down ,the wasted life not earning money etc , I wonder 

 

Would I trade places with you ,no way ,I can only imagine the demons you fought and the life you sadly had 

All the best mate 

1 minute ago, sirineou said:

Ohh yea?? Prove it !!

Sing a song praising Christ. 

 

Well apparently i'm a lifelong drug abuser so obviously I've forgotten all the words.

33 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Lemsta, Obviously you have had experience judging about your past posts 

Yaba which I believe is similar to ice is a hideous drug 

I can only think what you look like and I must say I do have a tear in my eyes for you Lemsta .

Of course you probably won't see it looking in the mirror yourself but after years of drug use I can only imagine what you look like .

I'm sorry you had a bad life 

Would you care to post a pic , and please don't take that the wrong way or any disrespect to you ,no one is judging ,but years of that has effects .

I hope everything is now sorted in your life Lemsta and all the best 💜

 

 

I haven't touched the stuff mate but it sounds like you're on it today.

Just now, Lemsta69 said:

 

Well apparently i'm a lifelong drug abuser so obviously I've forgotten all the words.

Dude make up some, 

come on . it would be fun? 

Intermittent fasting if you're serious about weight control....

 

Your toilet needs to be the only one to have to put up with your sh!t.....💩 

 

Great breakfast topic....

1 hour ago, sirineou said:

I am looking at the "unread content" page and every single thread is of news stories. 

So being the serious minded scholar that I am I decided to combine , a stimulating  cerebral conversation with a serious science question I had.  

   It might be considered a bit graphic , so I advice those who did not have breakfast yet to do so before reading this. 

So I got up this morning and as I often do I weighed myself to see how much I deserved to eat today. I was 167.8 lbs

Good news  as I try to keep it below 170 ( I am 5:10 ), and though my weight is staying the same as always, it's distribution seems to be changing as I get older. 

I had my coffee and being t as it often does, it induced  a bowel movement.  I sat on the throne and before anything happened  I let out the biggest fart you ever heard. Frankly I am very proud of it, and wish I had a recording of it. And then plap plap a dropped a few rather hefty  friends in the lake. 

  Excitedly I went back and weighed myself again , and much to my disappointment  I was still 167.8 lbs . 

What the blip , I  thought. What does a man have to do to lose some weight?

But now that I think of it I am beginning to postulate a rather interesting theory that i wish to submit to you for peer review,  

I postulate  that the weight  I lost from the dump I took was offset by the buoyancy provided from the gas I lost. 

please be polite and keep it clean.

And if anyone claims that I am full of Sh#*  I promise . I no longer am.  

 

 

Pee weighs more. Poo is very light. Why lose weight? Eat food you like. Girls worry about weight.

2 hours ago, sirineou said:

I am looking at the "unread content" page and every single thread is of news stories. 

So being the serious minded scholar that I am I decided to combine , a stimulating  cerebral conversation with a serious science question I had.  

   It might be considered a bit graphic , so I advice those who did not have breakfast yet to do so before reading this. 

So I got up this morning and as I often do I weighed myself to see how much I deserved to eat today. I was 167.8 lbs

Good news  as I try to keep it below 170 ( I am 5:10 ), and though my weight is staying the same as always, it's distribution seems to be changing as I get older. 

I had my coffee and being t as it often does, it induced  a bowel movement.  I sat on the throne and before anything happened  I let out the biggest fart you ever heard. Frankly I am very proud of it, and wish I had a recording of it. And then plap plap a dropped a few rather hefty  friends in the lake. 

  Excitedly I went back and weighed myself again , and much to my disappointment  I was still 167.8 lbs . 

What the blip , I  thought. What does a man have to do to lose some weight?

But now that I think of it I am beginning to postulate a rather interesting theory that i wish to submit to you for peer review,  

I postulate  that the weight  I lost from the dump I took was offset by the buoyancy provided from the gas I lost. 

please be polite and keep it clean.

And if anyone claims that I am full of Sh#*  I promise . I no longer am.  

 

 

Get a better scale 

Invest in one of these, and get it straight from the horses mouth. So to speak...

 

34 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

Intermittent fasting if you're serious about weight control....

 

Your toilet needs to be the only one to have to put up with your sh!t.....💩 

 

Great breakfast topic....

I did post a warning. not my fault if you did not heed

 

18 minutes ago, tuktuktuk said:

Get a better scale

that's exactly my reaction every time I weight myself

36 minutes ago, Dolf said:

Girls worry about weight.

and I worry about girls. 

But I don't worry about weight . I worry about the discrepancy in the laws of physics as it pertains to my poop. 

Frankly  I am surprises you all are not more concerned. 

 

56 minutes ago, Lemsta69 said:

 

Not me, my friend. I'm a choir boy mate 🙏😂

What?  You mean you got sucked off by a priest? 

7 minutes ago, sirineou said:

I did post a warning. not my fault if you did not heed

 

that's exactly my reaction every time I weight myself

and I worry about girls. 

But I don't worry about weight . I worry about the discrepancy in the laws of physics as it pertains to my poop. 

Frankly  I am surprises you all are not more concerned. 

 

Poo is very light. All the goodness is absorbed so it is just slop. A litre of pee is kg.

2 hours ago, simon43 said:

This cannot be 🙂.  Your poop is mostly sold which means that its density is going to be much higher than the density of the gases of your fart.  Anyway, both of them should have reduced the mass of your body (albeit a miniscule amount due to your fart).

 

The answer is much more simple - your weighing scales are broken!

Who is buying it?

Just now, Dolf said:

Poo is very light. All the goodness is absorbed so it is just slop. A litre of pee is kg.

Now we know what your degree is in, and not surprised at that......😬

For you old guys who lose weight, start lifting weights to tone that flabby body. Many times the old guys look so much better with some weight.

15 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

What?  You mean you got sucked off by a priest? 

 

Mum had the good sense to abandon that mob when I was two years old so thankfully I was spared that trauma. How about you? 

2 hours ago, Dolf said:

Poo is very light. All the goodness is absorbed so it is just slop. 

Wiser words have never been spoken  

I am also in the camp of the poo absorbency theory 

2 hours ago, transam said:

Now we know what your degree is in, and not surprised at that......😬

He has a D.Sc? ( Doctorate is Scatology? )

2 hours ago, EVENKEEL said:

For you old guys who lose weight, start lifting weights to tone that flabby body. Many times the old guys look so much better with some weight.

I have been lifting weights foe years 

Half a pound on each hand  unfortunately, I did not lose any weight. 

 

Burger king quarter pounder on one hand and another on the other hand