I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead..

 

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird!

 

bob.

Pics or it didn’t happen. 

What do you think is very expensive?

You can look for a new bird but will they be interested in you.

4 minutes ago, Nemises said:

Pics or it didn’t happen. 

I second that motion

Exactly what sort of workout did you have in mind when you joined? Because it might be more of a walk out than a workout once they get to know you.

13 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes!

 

And they probably couldn't believe theirs 😄

Problem with gyms is people don't talk much, lots of cavemen about, best avoided

8 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Problem with gyms is people don't talk much

Suits me.

 

I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth.

 

bob.

bob, smacked out of his mind again, needle still stuck in his arm, watching richard simmons reruns, thinking he was at gym. 🤦🏻‍♂️

27 minutes ago, bob smith said:

have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand

I saw you in Tony's outdoor gym 3rd road, looking good 👍

I see you have a new mankini. 

 

Make sure you don't mingle, once you start your story telling you'll bore them to tears. 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

Suits me.

 

I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth.

 

bob.

Next thing bob gets his gym membership revoked for wearing inappropriate attire and trying to get on the hip abductor machine with a woman still on it. Next thing he speaks Thai and they call the police. 

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Suits me.

 

I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth.

 

bob.

Bob,  the word is berth.... 

Nah, they are all hanging out in my bedroom 🤣

34 minutes ago, bob smith said:

The place was dripping with victorias secret model types.

 

Yo, bob !

Sharing is loving so post some pics, bro.

Thanks

11 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I give the cavemen a very wide birth.

 

The irony there Bob...    given your socio-phonetics...  You are in fact one of the 'cavemen' you so wish to avoid !!!!  

Have you tried a Sauna...

37 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

The obvious juxtaposition here cannot be understated.....    

 

 

 

 

50 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead..

 

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird!

 

bob.

Yeah, but will they be interested in you? HiSo women have exacting term sheets.

Gym = bar

Exercise = twelve-ounce curls

 

Just now, mokwit said:

Yeah, but will they be interested in you? HiSo women have exacting term sheets.

Don't worry mate, I tick ALL the boxes!

 

bob.

44 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

They allow serial pedos in those places?

 

45 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Ok, so you being able to join, with only money coming from a state pension, is clearly a hoax.

 

45 minutes ago, bob smith said:

White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Right, so you are back in the UK now. If English speaking, white-skinned, trannies is your thing, why did you ever leave Lancashire?

 

45 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies

 

Water seeks its own level innit.

 

45 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now

 

Her tossing you out, whilst keeping the house, the car, the banks accounts, and everything else you have, would really be upping her game. It's all registered in her name already innit.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

Don't worry mate, I tick ALL the boxes!

 

bob.

 

You might try and lick all the boxes, but it is only going to get you arrested.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead..

 

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird!

 

bob.

 

What about Benzos as your alcohol replacement therapy? Have you already abandoned that project for today? 

Another troll.

56 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

What do you think is very expensive?

You can look for a new bird but will they be interested in you.

 

He will dribble out hello in Thai and they will tell him to feck right off.

As soon as Dolf and Transam show up it's time to leave. All the wit and humor disappears and it turns into a pure pissing match between 3 five-year olds calling each other silly names.

37 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Bob,  the word is berth.... 

 

Big caveman...big birth.  😉

2 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

As soon as Dolf and Transam show up it's time to leave. All the wit and humor disappears and it turns into a pure pissing match between 3 five-year olds calling each other silly names.

Wow. 

42 minutes ago, reefsurfah said:

Nah, they are all hanging out in my bedroom 🤣

Ladyboys 'hanging out'? You should tuck their bits back in.🤭🤭

3 minutes ago, Dolf said:

Wow. 

 

I'll eat my words if am wrong, but let's see how long you and TA can go before you start shooting abrasive one liners at bob and each other.