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Well everyone on here knows exactly what happened there, I wonder if he was American like the last guy.

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1 hour ago, NatureFilm said:

I don't know what the cow's problem was, but she approached me in an inappropriate way. 😁

So, it was you in the OP?

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My cows normally get upset when they see me wearing pants and a shirt.  Cats get scared when I wear shoes. My Thai friends comment on it in London saying they haven't seen me in pants for a long time. 

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2 hours ago, brianthainess said:

Quite possible he got chased by the cow, and threw his clothes on the ground hoping to distract it, but taking your trousers of while running ???? .............:giggle:

You speaking from experience?😁

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7 hours ago, webfact said:

They discovered the man, now inexplicably naked, being aggressively pursued and gored by the cow

Dirty bugger...

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2 hours ago, realfunster said:

There's our 2024 headline of the year winner...:coffee1:

 

3 hours ago, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

Odds are he's from Alabama

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51 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

Maybe the cow caught him stealthing.

Naah, my friend said he tried to bargain ST.

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28 minutes ago, ignore it said:

It seems obvious that the cow 

was udderly disappointed. 

Are you going to milk this thread for more jokes?

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2 hours ago, gargamon said:

He was wearing red and the cow started chasing him so he had to remove all his clothes. 

FYI Cows are color blind... 

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The guy concerned needs to seek medical attention 🙄 

The authorities need to get to the bottom of the .  bare facts 

Or next holiday he  visits a nudist colony 🤔

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3 hours ago, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

It might be that American who did the horse a couple of months back.

 

It was a misunderstanding. 
His friends told him to go to Thailand to make love with the whores.

But he thought they said go to Thailand to make love with the horse.

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21 minutes ago, Baba Naba said:

FYI Cows are color blind... 

So why in bullfights does the matador always taunt them with red?

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