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Naked Foreigner Rescued from Cow Attack in Dramatic Incident

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  • hope he was wearing a codom 

  • He didn't bother wooing with mooing but went straight to the screwing, cows don't like that.

  • The mind boggles .  Perhaps they can interogate the female cow to get the answers

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Holy cow!

Have only ever heard the expression "Sheep sha*ger". I guess cows are now in fashion,of that there can be no beef-ing.

Well everyone on here knows exactly what happened there, I wonder if he was American like the last guy.

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The reason I come on this site is for funny stories like this and some of the comments 

Not another American, worrying farm animals...? 

OMG, yet another "High Quality Tourist" (HQT) wants to have sex with a cow? Is this a new trend or just a consequence of Srettha's "Open Door Policy" (ODP)?

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Or he just looking for a bit of Texas Long Horn??

1 hour ago, NatureFilm said:

I don't know what the cow's problem was, but she approached me in an inappropriate way. 😁

So, it was you in the OP?

I am so happy to see that the Cow is okay.  

 

 

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It seems obvious that the cow 

was udderly disappointed. 

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It's not his fault. She told him she loved him. 

My cows normally get upset when they see me wearing pants and a shirt.  Cats get scared when I wear shoes. My Thai friends comment on it in London saying they haven't seen me in pants for a long time. 

2 hours ago, brianthainess said:

Quite possible he got chased by the cow, and threw his clothes on the ground hoping to distract it, but taking your trousers of while running ???? .............:giggle:

You speaking from experience?😁

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Simply irresistible!😛pole-dance-pole-dancing.gif.42a4eba70748a378c376aaa35370b0c5.gif

7 hours ago, webfact said:

They discovered the man, now inexplicably naked, being aggressively pursued and gored by the cow

Dirty bugger...

2 hours ago, realfunster said:

There's our 2024 headline of the year winner...:coffee1:

 

3 hours ago, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

Odds are he's from Alabama

51 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

Maybe the cow caught him stealthing.

Naah, my friend said he tried to bargain ST.

28 minutes ago, ignore it said:

It seems obvious that the cow 

was udderly disappointed. 

Are you going to milk this thread for more jokes?

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3 hours ago, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

He cow expected the wurst…

2 hours ago, gargamon said:

He was wearing red and the cow started chasing him so he had to remove all his clothes. 

FYI Cows are color blind... 

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1 hour ago, phitsanulokjohn said:

Holy cow!

Have only ever heard the expression "Sheep sha*ger". I guess cows are now in fashion,of that there can be no beef-ing.

In Wales you know what they call sheep tied to a post ?
"A leisure centre"….

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The guy concerned needs to seek medical attention 🙄 

The authorities need to get to the bottom of the .  bare facts 

Or next holiday he  visits a nudist colony 🤔

new touristy attraction.. ... run naked through forest /// 

3 hours ago, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

It might be that American who did the horse a couple of months back.

 

It was a misunderstanding. 
His friends told him to go to Thailand to make love with the whores.

But he thought they said go to Thailand to make love with the horse.

21 minutes ago, Baba Naba said:

FYI Cows are color blind... 

So why in bullfights does the matador always taunt them with red?

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There might be a "hub of bestiality" somewhere down the line though.

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