Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Attack Left Him Bloodied in Bed

[charmonman]

Nothing this deranged idiot says anymore surprises me. Fox News (sic) should have fired him before he cost them hundreds of millions of dollars for telling obvious lies.

[transam]

More likely, it was the geezer he was with......😉

[Real Name Hidden]

It was a case of self-abuse.

[connda]

The Left will use this to label Tucker a loony.

And then off they go to their Satanic Temple Black Masses or Thelema "Book of the Law" study groups, then off for an Ayahuasca vacation with a brujo in Peru.

Yeah - Tucker's a fruitcake?  (laughs)

[Snackbar]

Quite dull without outriders, respect to TC 

[Skeptic7]

Loser Looney Toon Twit. 

[BusyB]

 

The doc should be called 'Christianism'.

[Chomper Higgot]

3 hours ago, rudi49jr said:

Is that the same Tucker Carlson who laughed like a maniac when addressing the crowd at the MSG Trump rally?

 

Is that the same Tucker Carlson who said this during a rally in Georgia last Wednesday:

 

“Dad comes home and he’s pissed,” Carlson continues. “He’s not vengeful, he loves his children. Disobedient as they may be, he loves them … And when Dad gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now. And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking

 

The man has obviously gone off the deep end. And the MAGA crowd loves it. Scary stuff.

Yep that’s the Tucker.

[Walker88]

As Dubya said during the poorly attended, one-and-only Inaugural speech of the felon, "That's some weird sh!t !".

 

The felon certainly has a knack for collecting losers. He's got the Incels, QAnon, the racists, the white supremacists, the KKKristian Nationalists, Proud Boys, Holocaust Deniers, 9-11 Truthers, Alex Jones, David Duke, misogynists, the poorly educated.....and now a lunatic who claims demons attacked him.

 

 

[rudi49jr]

2 hours ago, connda said:

The Left will use this to label Tucker a loony.

And then off they go to their Satanic Temple Black Masses or Thelema "Book of the Law" study groups, then off for an Ayahuasca vacation with a brujo in Peru.

Yeah - Tucker's a fruitcake?  (laughs)

So you think it’s totally normal for someone to claim he’s been attacked by a demon in his sleep? Or to tell a creepy (so creepy!) story about an angry father coming home who’s going to give his daughter a good spanking?

 

And then off they go to their Satanic Temple Black Masses or Thelema "Book of the Law" study groups, then off for an Ayahuasca vacation with a brujo in Peru.

 

How do you know these are just lefties who do that? Do you know all of them personally?

[john donson]

a rat? a dog? a jealous lover ?

[Tug]

48 minutes ago, john donson said:

a rat? a dog? a jealous lover ?

Perhaps Tucker has the DTs might consider checking himself into a sober living facility……or one of his dogs don’t like his……..(smell)

[stevenl]

17 hours ago, connda said:

The Left will use this to label Tucker a loony.

And then off they go to their Satanic Temple Black Masses or Thelema "Book of the Law" study groups, then off for an Ayahuasca vacation with a brujo in Peru.

Yeah - Tucker's a fruitcake?  (laughs)

"The Left will use this to label Tucker a loony."

And they'd be very correct.

[TigerandDog]

I notice he didn't say whether it was the orange convicted felon demon.

[Mason45]

20 hours ago, rudi49jr said:

Is that the same Tucker Carlson who laughed like a maniac when addressing the crowd at the MSG Trump rally?

 

Is that the same Tucker Carlson who said this during a rally in Georgia last Wednesday:

 

“Dad comes home and he’s pissed,” Carlson continues. “He’s not vengeful, he loves his children. Disobedient as they may be, he loves them … And when Dad gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now. And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking

 

The man has obviously gone off the deep end. And the MAGA crowd loves it. Scary stuff.

MAGA obliterate the 2 T's namely Tucker and Trump.

[GammaGlobulin]

Tucker is just plain WRONG.

There are no demons in real life.

 

In actuality, such an attack in Maine could only have been caused by either one of two things.

 

a. Succubi, such as this one.

 

b. Rosemary's Baby who visits in the night in the woods.

 

Therefore it could have been either one or BOTH at the same time.

 

And, BOTH do leave claw marks as we know from the movie. 

 

One must be tolerant of the beliefs of others.....

Up to a point.

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

32 minutes ago, Tug said:

Perhaps Tucker has the DTs might consider checking himself into a sober living facility……or one of his dogs don’t like his……..(smell)

 

Yes.

Must have been Tucker's Wet-Dog Smell.

 

[madone]

On 11/1/2024 at 2:07 PM, Social Media said:

upon waking, he found himself bleeding with distinct claw marks on his left shoulder and under his arm...  Unsure of what to make of it, Carlson turned to his assistant, who is an Evangelical Christian.

Since it seems he woke up beside her, I reckon she did it. 

[Hummin]

On 11/2/2024 at 7:07 AM, billd766 said:

Perhaps he should stop drinking loopy juice before going to bed.

Most likely an accident with a prostitute. Nice cover up story, scared by a demon 🤣

[Chomper Higgot]

It’s gone beyond mild amusement and entered the realm of a medical situation, somebody needs to call the doctors:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/04/tucker-carlson-demon-war-room-podcast

[Tug]

10 minutes ago, Chomper Higgot said:

It’s fine beyond mild amusement and entered the realm of a medical situation, somebody needs to call the doctors:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/04/tucker-carlson-demon-war-room-podcast

Why?let him go down with his pal trump.