If I'm to be honest, my stay in Hong Kong wasn’t just about sorting out my finances, naah, there’s always more to the story, innit.

Had a couple of little “business meetings,” met a few "upstanding" characters, maybe did some “off-the-record” dealings with a few geezers… but we don’t need to get into all that. What happens in Wan Chai, stays in Wan Chai, yeah bruv?

 

Now, let’s talk more about this new millionaire life of mine. I’m richer than my wildest dreams, and I’m not just talking about a hefty bag of change in my pocket, I’m talking real old-school wealth. Cash on hand, bitcoin stashed away, and a Hong Kong apartment at the top of The Peak with a view that’d make you dizzy. So what am I gonna do with all this newfound fortune?

 

Well, first things first, I’ve got to get the ol’ face sorted, right? I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror, and let’s be honest, I could use a bit of a polish. Maybe a cheeky little eyebrow lift. Perhaps a subtle neck tug, some Botox, nothing too dramatic, but enough to ensure I don’t look like I’ve been living on soy sauce and instant noodles for the last four decades. I mean, the last 40 years were great, but Robert Smith should look like the future, not a fossil, right mates?

 

And what about these other 40 BTC of mine you ask? I know some of you are wondering, am I gonna be cashing them out soon? Naah, lads, I’m just sitting tight, waiting for that golden moment when crypto goes back to the moon with Elon on board. When it happens, I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. If not, I’ve got enough money now to buy a small country (or at least a small island in the Philippines). So, no stress there.

 

But let’s not forget the real pressing matter, yeah? The important stuff. Like how I’m still absolutely killing the nightlife scene here in Soi 6. You better believe it. If I’ve got the money, I’m living large, taking my pick from the finest ladies and ladyboys, over 21 by at least a day, of course, just to make sure I’m keeping it classy. No surprises there. Got to keep things proper, yeah? 

 

Tonight you ask? A bit of dinner at that super posh hotel rooftop bar. Maybe a few rounds of tequila shots. Who knows? If I’m feeling generous, I might even treat the whole bar to a few rounds of imported whiskey again.

 

So what’s next for moi? More wild nights, more lavish spending, and possibly a new house somewhere in the world. Tokyo? Sure. Rome? Maybe. Ibiza? Who knows, eh? Gotta keep it fresh, keep it unpredictable. Bob’s World, baby. Already picked up two more Rolex Daytonas in Doha when I flew back in. 

 

Anyway, that’s all for now boys. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post when I tell you how I spent a million baht on a shopping spree for some blue suede shoes… and 20 mill for a brand-new McLaren that I didn’t need.

 

But for tonight? Well, I’m off to dip my toes in a little “me time.” You know the drill. You ain't nutthin but a hound dog!

 

Cheers, all you absolute legends!

Bob.

you made your point and it's not that funny anymore?

 

 

Obviusly has no idea of what wealth is. Will be broke again soon.

1 minute ago, theshu25 said:

Obviusly has no idea of what wealth is. Will be broke again soon.

Bob smith lacks wisdom. He will squander all his ill-gotten gambling gains for sure. 

I understand it's not possible to polish a turd, and I did not know there is a Soi 6 in Hong Kong.

 

IMO the shtick has run its course, good while it lasted.

So both SoCal AND Robert Smith have recently been to Hong Kong for financial resons and both say they are rich beyond their dreams. 

Same troll/ idiot  I suspect.

5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I understand it's not possible to polish a turd, and I did not know there is a Soi 6 in Hong Kong.

 

IMO the shtick has run its course, good while it lasted.

I put my turds in the toilet. Don't try to polish them.

7 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

So both SoCal AND Robert Smith have recently been to Hong Kong for financial resons and both say they are rich beyond their dreams. 

Same troll/ idiot  I suspect.

Looks like this new Robert_Smith character is copying this poster and he's also copying the original bob smith too. I suspect he has identity issues.

4 hours ago, save the frogs said:

it's not that funny anymore?

 

 

It never was funny!

At least he's more articulate than 90% of the AN membership.

7 hours ago, SoCal1990 said:

If I'm to be honest, my stay in Hong Kong wasn’t just about sorting out my finances, naah, there’s always more to the story, innit.

Had a couple of little “business meetings,” met a few "upstanding" characters, maybe did some “off-the-record” dealings with a few geezers… but we don’t need to get into all that. What happens in Wan Chai, stays in Wan Chai, yeah bruv?

 

Now, let’s talk more about this new millionaire life of mine. I’m richer than my wildest dreams, and I’m not just talking about a hefty bag of change in my pocket, I’m talking real old-school wealth. Cash on hand, bitcoin stashed away, and a Hong Kong apartment at the top of The Peak with a view that’d make you dizzy. So what am I gonna do with all this newfound fortune?

 

Well, first things first, I’ve got to get the ol’ face sorted, right? I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror, and let’s be honest, I could use a bit of a polish. Maybe a cheeky little eyebrow lift. Perhaps a subtle neck tug, some Botox, nothing too dramatic, but enough to ensure I don’t look like I’ve been living on soy sauce and instant noodles for the last four decades. I mean, the last 40 years were great, but Robert Smith should look like the future, not a fossil, right mates?

 

And what about these other 40 BTC of mine you ask? I know some of you are wondering, am I gonna be cashing them out soon? Naah, lads, I’m just sitting tight, waiting for that golden moment when crypto goes back to the moon with Elon on board. When it happens, I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. If not, I’ve got enough money now to buy a small country (or at least a small island in the Philippines). So, no stress there.

 

But let’s not forget the real pressing matter, yeah? The important stuff. Like how I’m still absolutely killing the nightlife scene here in Soi 6. You better believe it. If I’ve got the money, I’m living large, taking my pick from the finest ladies and ladyboys, over 21 by at least a day, of course, just to make sure I’m keeping it classy. No surprises there. Got to keep things proper, yeah? 

 

Tonight you ask? A bit of dinner at that super posh hotel rooftop bar. Maybe a few rounds of tequila shots. Who knows? If I’m feeling generous, I might even treat the whole bar to a few rounds of imported whiskey again.

 

So what’s next for moi? More wild nights, more lavish spending, and possibly a new house somewhere in the world. Tokyo? Sure. Rome? Maybe. Ibiza? Who knows, eh? Gotta keep it fresh, keep it unpredictable. Bob’s World, baby. Already picked up two more Rolex Daytonas in Doha when I flew back in. 

 

Anyway, that’s all for now boys. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post when I tell you how I spent a million baht on a shopping spree for some blue suede shoes… and 20 mill for a brand-new McLaren that I didn’t need.

 

But for tonight? Well, I’m off to dip my toes in a little “me time.” You know the drill. You ain't nutthin but a hound dog!

 

Cheers, all you absolute legends!

Bob.

The theme is Bob but the writing style isn't.....I think it's a forgery,

How many times will the mods allow one goon to change his name. 

 

Bragging is not merely designed to impress. Bragging is designed to produce envy and assert superiority. It is, therefore, an act of hostility. Bragging is also a transparent ploy. It reveals your lack of self-confidence. "I am not enough," you feel. So you resort to showering me with your "achievements," in order to mask your perceived deficiencies.

11 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

How many times will the mods allow one goon to change his name. 

 

Bragging is not merely designed to impress. Bragging is designed to produce envy and assert superiority. It is, therefore, an act of hostility. Bragging is also a transparent ploy. It reveals your lack of self-confidence. "I am not enough," you feel. So you resort to showering me with your "achievements," in order to mask your perceived deficiencies.

The OP is satirizing Bob/bignok etc.

Are you done yet ?

23 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

The OP is satirizing Bob/bignok etc.

Using AI as a helper?

36 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

How many times will the mods allow one goon to change his name. 

It happens too many times

7 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

It happens too many times

There on the payroll.

11 hours ago, SoCal1990 said:

If I'm to be honest, my stay in Hong Kong wasn’t just about sorting out my finances, naah, there’s always more to the story, innit.

Had a couple of little “business meetings,” met a few "upstanding" characters, maybe did some “off-the-record” dealings with a few geezers… but we don’t need to get into all that. What happens in Wan Chai, stays in Wan Chai, yeah bruv?

 

Now, let’s talk more about this new millionaire life of mine. I’m richer than my wildest dreams, and I’m not just talking about a hefty bag of change in my pocket, I’m talking real old-school wealth. Cash on hand, bitcoin stashed away, and a Hong Kong apartment at the top of The Peak with a view that’d make you dizzy. So what am I gonna do with all this newfound fortune?

 

Well, first things first, I’ve got to get the ol’ face sorted, right? I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror, and let’s be honest, I could use a bit of a polish. Maybe a cheeky little eyebrow lift. Perhaps a subtle neck tug, some Botox, nothing too dramatic, but enough to ensure I don’t look like I’ve been living on soy sauce and instant noodles for the last four decades. I mean, the last 40 years were great, but Robert Smith should look like the future, not a fossil, right mates?

 

And what about these other 40 BTC of mine you ask? I know some of you are wondering, am I gonna be cashing them out soon? Naah, lads, I’m just sitting tight, waiting for that golden moment when crypto goes back to the moon with Elon on board. When it happens, I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. If not, I’ve got enough money now to buy a small country (or at least a small island in the Philippines). So, no stress there.

 

But let’s not forget the real pressing matter, yeah? The important stuff. Like how I’m still absolutely killing the nightlife scene here in Soi 6. You better believe it. If I’ve got the money, I’m living large, taking my pick from the finest ladies and ladyboys, over 21 by at least a day, of course, just to make sure I’m keeping it classy. No surprises there. Got to keep things proper, yeah? 

 

Tonight you ask? A bit of dinner at that super posh hotel rooftop bar. Maybe a few rounds of tequila shots. Who knows? If I’m feeling generous, I might even treat the whole bar to a few rounds of imported whiskey again.

 

So what’s next for moi? More wild nights, more lavish spending, and possibly a new house somewhere in the world. Tokyo? Sure. Rome? Maybe. Ibiza? Who knows, eh? Gotta keep it fresh, keep it unpredictable. Bob’s World, baby. Already picked up two more Rolex Daytonas in Doha when I flew back in. 

 

Anyway, that’s all for now boys. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post when I tell you how I spent a million baht on a shopping spree for some blue suede shoes… and 20 mill for a brand-new McLaren that I didn’t need.

 

But for tonight? Well, I’m off to dip my toes in a little “me time.” You know the drill. You ain't nutthin but a hound dog!

 

Cheers, all you absolute legends!

Bob.

I doubt 20 m Dong or Lak will buy much of a toy, maybe a Dildo to use minus batteries

4 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

How many times will the mods allow one goon to change his name. 

 

Bragging is not merely designed to impress. Bragging is designed to produce envy and assert superiority. It is, therefore, an act of hostility. Bragging is also a transparent ploy. It reveals your lack of self-confidence. "I am not enough," you feel. So you resort to showering me with your "achievements," in order to mask your perceived deficiencies.

Criticising others and being condescending is also a form of a kind of inferiority complex.

4 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

How many times will the mods allow one goon to change his name. 

 

Bragging is not merely designed to impress. Bragging is designed to produce envy and assert superiority. It is, therefore, an act of hostility. Bragging is also a transparent ploy. It reveals your lack of self-confidence. "I am not enough," you feel. So you resort to showering me with your "achievements," in order to mask your perceived deficiencies.

When trying to impress people with your intellectual superiority (bragging), it would behoove you to reference the people’s quotes you plagiarize.  It makes you a fake in addition to a braggart.

 

 

4 hours ago, soalbundy said:

The theme is Bob but the writing style isn't.....I think it's a forgery,

 

I want my money back 

Dear Buddah/Jesus/Lord of Luck:   please protect me from ever sitting beside people like op on an airplane or in a bar where i have to listen to such drivel. 

 

Doubtful i guess as a truly rich person would be flying in private jets and doubtful they would be hanging out in Pattaya bars.

7 hours ago, Sandboxer said:

At least he's more articulate than 90% of the AN membership.

That's the only thing that he's got going for himself but, then, he probably didn't write it himself, he likely had some artificial proofreading.

On 2/18/2025 at 3:33 AM, SoCal1990 said:

If I'm to be honest, my stay in Hong Kong wasn’t just about sorting out my finances, naah, there’s always more to the story, innit.

Had a couple of little “business meetings,” met a few "upstanding" characters, maybe did some “off-the-record” dealings with a few geezers… but we don’t need to get into all that. What happens in Wan Chai, stays in Wan Chai, yeah bruv?

 

Now, let’s talk more about this new millionaire life of mine. I’m richer than my wildest dreams, and I’m not just talking about a hefty bag of change in my pocket, I’m talking real old-school wealth. Cash on hand, bitcoin stashed away, and a Hong Kong apartment at the top of The Peak with a view that’d make you dizzy. So what am I gonna do with all this newfound fortune?

 

Well, first things first, I’ve got to get the ol’ face sorted, right? I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror, and let’s be honest, I could use a bit of a polish. Maybe a cheeky little eyebrow lift. Perhaps a subtle neck tug, some Botox, nothing too dramatic, but enough to ensure I don’t look like I’ve been living on soy sauce and instant noodles for the last four decades. I mean, the last 40 years were great, but Robert Smith should look like the future, not a fossil, right mates?

 

And what about these other 40 BTC of mine you ask? I know some of you are wondering, am I gonna be cashing them out soon? Naah, lads, I’m just sitting tight, waiting for that golden moment when crypto goes back to the moon with Elon on board. When it happens, I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. If not, I’ve got enough money now to buy a small country (or at least a small island in the Philippines). So, no stress there.

 

But let’s not forget the real pressing matter, yeah? The important stuff. Like how I’m still absolutely killing the nightlife scene here in Soi 6. You better believe it. If I’ve got the money, I’m living large, taking my pick from the finest ladies and ladyboys, over 21 by at least a day, of course, just to make sure I’m keeping it classy. No surprises there. Got to keep things proper, yeah? 

 

Tonight you ask? A bit of dinner at that super posh hotel rooftop bar. Maybe a few rounds of tequila shots. Who knows? If I’m feeling generous, I might even treat the whole bar to a few rounds of imported whiskey again.

 

So what’s next for moi? More wild nights, more lavish spending, and possibly a new house somewhere in the world. Tokyo? Sure. Rome? Maybe. Ibiza? Who knows, eh? Gotta keep it fresh, keep it unpredictable. Bob’s World, baby. Already picked up two more Rolex Daytonas in Doha when I flew back in. 

 

Anyway, that’s all for now boys. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post when I tell you how I spent a million baht on a shopping spree for some blue suede shoes… and 20 mill for a brand-new McLaren that I didn’t need.

 

But for tonight? Well, I’m off to dip my toes in a little “me time.” You know the drill. You ain't nutthin but a hound dog!

 

Cheers, all you absolute legends!

Bob.

Not funny.

AI could do it better 

So, yet another moron added to my ignore list. I don't really give a toss but what annoys me is these cretins appear on my twice daily new letter and it's basically click bait - I don't know the that OP is on my "jerks to ignore" list. from the email I get.

 

I have repeatedly complained about this but have been ignored. I've a good mind to demand a refund on my subscription 🙂