they were literally begging for more,

they just couldn't' get enough of the bob smith style. Multiple orgasms were happening all over the massage table...

 

I wore a condom, of course,

but my god did they enjoy themselves.

 

I offered to pay, but that offer was refused with a simple retort of 'come back again next week.'

 

Oh I most certainly will!!

 

regards.

Bob.

 

 

Is that the best you can do? Where's the big long story about how they ate all your chocolate and drank beer?

Hahaha, this is so stooooooooooopid .... but that's precisely why it's funny. 

 

Bob Smith dumbing down AN one thread at a time. 

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

Hahaha, this is so stooooooooooopid .... but that's precisely why it's funny. 

 

Bob Smith dumbing down AN one thread at a time. 

Why is it stupid to have a thing for ladyboys?

 

Regards ,

Bob.

 

If you have sex with a ladyboy then does this make you gay?  Just wondiering?  

2 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Why is it stupid to have a thing for ladyboys?

 

Regards ,

Bob.

 

ok, maybe the thread isn't stupid.

who am i to judge?

carry on. 

 

1 minute ago, sqwakvfr said:

If you have sex with a ladyboy then does this make you gay?  Just wondiering?  

Not sure.

 

I am officially married to a female. 

 

Regards,

Bob.

20 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Not sure.

 

I am officially married to a female. 

 

Regards,

Bob.

What position were you doing?

That's nice.

And, will you repeat this tomorrow.

And, tomorrow?

 

Or, will you finally tire of this?

 

Seems to me.....

 

SEEMS TO ME.....

 

You are pushing the boundaries, here, just a tad.....

 

 

 

TALK ABOUT.....

 

SLOPPY THIRDS........

 

Go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

==================

 

But, really....this is the EPITOME of Bad Company...so think...TWICE....is my best advice to you....

Take it

Or, leave it 

 

 

29 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Not sure.

 

I am officially married to a female. 

 

Regards,

Bob.

Did you give or did you receive? 

2 minutes ago, sqwakvfr said:

Did you give or did you receive? 

I gave.

 

regards,

3 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

What about the other ladyboy?

Same same
Bob

1 minute ago, Robert_Smith said:

I gave.

 

regards,

Same same
Bob

You don't find it disgusting?

8 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

You don't find it disgusting?

No, I don't.

 

Do you?

 

regards,

Bob.

OP is not afraid to catch the awful Monkey Pox (MPox)  that is spreading all over and mainly within the gay communities ?

 

As this  virus can be caught with simple skin contact.

2 minutes ago, Sigmund said:

OP is not afraid to catch the awful Monkey Pox (MPox)  that is spreading all over and mainly within the gay communities ?

 

As this  virus can be caught with simple skin contact.

I couldn't care less about monkeypox.

 

Regards,

Bob.

Bob's yer uncle, with a sore arse 😁

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

I wore a condom, of course,

but my god did they enjoy themselves.

 

why a condom? me thinks you were on the receiving end... what does your poor lil' wife think of your escapades now bob?

 

I liked it when you were Bog Smith with that ever so ugly avatar...

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

Why is it stupid to have a thing for ladyboys?

 

Bog... you should start a thread: "what is a woman"... and you should start by giving your answer first...

 

then what is a lady?

followed by: what is a boy?

 

climaxing (as you did on the massage table) with: what is a ladyboy?

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

I wore a condom, of course,

It may be a good idea for the ladyboy's to wear a condom to while they're penetrating your rectum. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

Not sure.

 

I am officially married to a female. 

 

Regards,

Bob.

You really ought to concentrate on the details - it wasn't a week ago that you announced that you had binned Mrs Smith!

 

I suspect that you have been committing your latest fantasy to paper - or rather to your computer! Do be careful you don't get repetitive strain injury in your wrist - it could ruin your sex life!

I just read you posted again and vomited.

I told myself, Fondue, don't click on that...  and here we are.

2 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

I told myself, Fondue, don't click on that...  and here we are.

Maybe you were thinking about a nice meat fondue 

9 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Maybe you were thinking about a nice meat fondue 

 

I see what you did there, cheeky.

You didn't pay anything Bob because they know who you are.   Even  LBs occasionally will throw in a pity pork. 

MOVED to the Lounge.

 

STOP POSTING this kind of material in the Pub.

23 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

I told myself, Fondue, don't click on that...  and here we are.

IMO - It's hard to resist the temptation to look into the toilet bowl before flushing. Clicking on Bob's topics is a similar urge.

1 minute ago, chickenslegs said:

IMO - It's hard to resist the temptation to look into the toilet bowl before flushing. Clicking on Bob's topics is a similar urge.

2 hours ago, save the frogs said:

ok, maybe the thread isn't stupid.

who am i to judge?

carry on. 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

they were literally begging for more,

they just couldn't' get enough of the bob smith style. Multiple orgasms were happening all over the massage table...

 

I wore a condom, of course,

but my god did they enjoy themselves.

 

I offered to pay, but that offer was refused with a simple retort of 'come back again next week.'

 

Oh I most certainly will!!

 

regards.

Bob.

 

 

So you made 2 guys cum? Don't think that's as much of a flex as you think it is