Thailand and its characters captured and immotalised! 

 

Which one are you ? And whose missing ?

 

 

 

Who is missing? 

 

Scandinavians and ski-pole walking sticks.

Elderly blokes with wheeled Zimmer frames.

Elderly over-dressed Falang (often disco style John Travolta) thinking he's in 1981 St. Moritz. 

 

COULDNT FIND A CHAINSAW BODY BAGS OR A FREEZER

Realistic body order…LOL..

33 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

And whose missing ?

 

You forgot the 70 year old guy pushing a baby stroller with his bouncing baby "surprise".

 

How about the older man, sat in his underpants, screaming at the computer screen- "the internet is wrong!" .....

The Asean Now member ?...lol

I am closest to Pattaya Oldboy but...

 

He is not quite fat enough to represent me.

I don't wear sleeveless shirts/tank tops/vests (whatever they are called) nor walk around with my shirt open.

Both of these for humanitarian reasons so decent people don't have to see my fat self.

 

I don't drink for 30 plus years so the beer bottle doesn't fit.

 

I don't live in Pattaya, and I don't live in a tourist area, I live in an eastern suburb of Bangkok.

 

Not sure what the ATM is meant to represent, I do use an ATM rather than going in to the bank.

I am a contributing member to the Thai economy working full-time for a Thai company.

 

My leisure time outfit is very close to Pattaya Oldboy's.

I favor tropical patterned shirts purchased at Fatboy's in Pratunam.

Tevas rather than flip-flops.

I basically never wear long pants outside of work, too hot for anything but shorts for me.

I have the solar panel for a love machine on my head, often mistaken for ordinary baldness.

If Pattaya Old Boy robs a 7-11, I might get put in the lineup.

 

As Popeye the Sailorman said "I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam".

 

 

 

 

Well could be no 1, pattaya old boy.

But no beer gut and he has to much hair.

 

But Pattaya Ken.

Is a 100% oil field trash from Alberta Canada. 

None of those

Pattaya Ken.

Beer, blue pills and wallet and a bag of what British Lad is having. Life is great.

Why is everyone, all over the internet, creating plastic dolls?  I don't get it.

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

How about the older man, sat in his underpants, screaming at the computer screen- "the internet is wrong!" .....

The Asean Now member ?...lol

 

But that's not unique to Thailand.

 

Which one is Bob?

2 hours ago, impulse said:

 

You forgot the 70 year old guy pushing a baby stroller with his bouncing baby "surprise".

 

Oh god. The Nightmare!

47 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Oh god. The Nightmare!

 

When I first started working in Thailand, one of the old timers warned me that the best paid, most secure job available for a lot of Thai women was "mother of some expat's kid".  Those wise words stuck with me.  I had a couple of colleagues in their 50s and 60s who were raising their 2nd surprise families.

 

That's some funny A$$ sh!t right there  ... 

 

Didn't expect that when opening thread.  'Dolls' through me off.

13 minutes ago, impulse said:

 

When I first started working in Thailand, one of the old timers warned me that the best paid, most secure job available for a lot of Thai women was "mother of some expat's kid".  Those wise words stuck with me.  I had a couple of colleagues in their 50s and 60s who were raising their 2nd surprise families.

 

I quite like reproducing!

22 minutes ago, impulse said:

 

When I first started working in Thailand, one of the old timers warned me that the best paid, most secure job available for a lot of Thai women was "mother of some expat's kid".  Those wise words stuck with me.  I had a couple of colleagues in their 50s and 60s who were raising their 2nd surprise families.

 

Yep, marry a Yank on his last leg, have his baby, or at least on the birth certificate, and the wee one (wife) gets Soc Sec till the kid is 19, if stays in Uni ... I think.   Actually more than what some expats live on per month.

 

That would be 60+k THB, a month, in my case, that a kid would get.  Not too shabby at all, since I get a wee bit more than average Yank on SS.

 

 

Definitely need the chain smoking expat pushing the stroller on soi 6, while popping in for morning beers 

4 hours ago, Gsxrnz said:

Who is missing? 

 

Scandinavians and ski-pole walking sticks.

Elderly blokes with wheeled Zimmer frames.

Elderly over-dressed Falang (often disco style John Travolta) thinking he's in 1981 St. Moritz. 

 

 

Big Body Russian Lady in Bikini on Jomtien beach. But it's not an action figure. More of a doll to take up space while the other figures move around.

Scooter kids riding to Pai

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I quite like reproducing!

The wombat of ASEAN?

Probably British Lad but older with less muscle and a Tennis Bag strapped to my back.

This is me:

 

 

although “ Action “ figure is a bit of a misnomer !!

13 hours ago, Gsxrnz said:

Who is missing? 

 

Scandinavians and ski-pole walking sticks.

Elderly blokes with wheeled Zimmer frames.

Elderly over-dressed Falang (often disco style John Travolta) thinking he's in 1981 St. Moritz. 

 

Yankee Doodle inbreds?

Who is missing?

 

Completely normal man, degree or post-grad, not propping up the bars every night, not fat, eating good food and doing exercise, non-smoker, no drugs, drink in moderation, no money-leeching GF or BF,doing completely normal activities.

 

In fact, I guess many 'Thailand dolls' fall into this category.

22 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Thailand and its characters captured and immotalised! 

 

Which one are you ? And whose missing ?

 

 

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Finally some funny sh*t ! 

 

The two blue pill got me laughing "hard" 😄

I saw a Dan about Thailand today 

12 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I saw a Dan about Thailand today 

 

I tried his burger the other day.  Indistinguishable from most similar brands.