Nope, I'm afraid the fridge was devoid of anything suitably refreshing last night. Still is, in fact. The wife's neices are here and they're eating us out of house and home. It was my birthday last Sunday and I didn't have a drink, boo hoo! Jeez, that must have been the first time since I was, I dunno, 14 or something. Bladdy 'ell!

Sell the women to passing Moorish pirates and get on the piss man !!!!!

Sell the women to passing Moorish pirates and get on the piss man !!!!!

Sell the women to passing Moorish pirates and get on the piss man !!!!!

First sensible and logical post.

Yeaaaaaaaah.........

Sell the women to passing Moorish pirates and get on the piss man !!!!!

Tried that, suiging, but they wouldn't have them. I even offered to pay them but no joy.

I wonder if the bin men would oblige?

Trouble with bin-men is they only come bi-weekly these days and the pub is open NOW !!!!!!

Our bin men turn-up every Tuesday but it's ok as I'm now on me todd for two or three days! The nearest and dearest complete with nieces has gone off to "The Village". As I'm looking after Tigger, I'm excused parade.

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Our bin men turn-up every Tuesday but it's ok as I'm now on me todd for two or three days! The nearest and dearest complete with nieces has gone off to "The Village". As I'm looking after Tigger, I'm excused parade.

E: Typo

My bin guys come in the morning, ta Mick for reminding me.

Sitting here and had forgotten.

Pete, I always wondered what was my purpose in life. I'm sat here, nursing a cold Chang and just when I thought that life couldn't get any better, I know that I've helped you avoid "late-bin-embarassment" My cup overfloweth.

Hmm, note to self; must pour beer more carefully.

This is the strangest thing, my bin guys come in the morning too! Every Tuesday.

This is the strangest thing, my bin guys come in the morning too! Every Tuesday.

That's a very odd thing to admit to. I hope their wives are present at the time.

This is the strangest thing, my bin guys come in the morning too! Every Tuesday.

That's a very odd thing to admit to. I hope their wives are present at the time.

I knew someone would pick up on that!

This is the strangest thing, my bin guys come in the morning too! Every Tuesday.

That's a very odd thing to admit to. I hope their wives are present at the time.

in that context, Thaddy, is that a trident in your avatar or a dung fork?

This is the strangest thing, my bin guys come in the morning too! Every Tuesday.

That's a very odd thing to admit to. I hope their wives are present at the time.

in that context, Thaddy, is that a trident in your avatar or a dung fork?

Good question, which one would you like it to be?

(bearing in mind that all tridents have three of something, and all forks that I know of have four of the same, a bit of a clue in the names really)

P.S. When was the last time you saw Satan cleaning the stables or building a haystack

This is the strangest thing, my bin guys come in the morning too! Every Tuesday.

That's a very odd thing to admit to. I hope their wives are present at the time.

in that context, Thaddy, is that a trident in your avatar or a dung fork?

Good question, which one would you like it to be?

(bearing in mind that all tridents have three of something, and all forks that I know of have four of the same, a bit of a clue in the names really)

P.S. When was the last time you saw Satan cleaning the stables or building a haystack

Time for an extra 'tine' to make it a fork...

bl@@dy nitpickers!

P.S. When was the last time you saw Satan cleaning the stables or building a haystack

Just the other day now you mention it.

It's called "diversification" and everybody's at it. Satan just figured he'd got into a bit of a rut down below tending his barren wasteland keeping the fires of eternity well stoked. He just thought he'd try out the agricultural business first, a couple of thousand head of cattle to keep the Ghostriders occupied is a good enough start. His future plans include further diversification into the industrial gases business, apparently he is not happy with the progress of global warming and want to install methane generators on every continent. His new venture capital enterprise, Satanic Verses Corporation, is his vision for the future streamlining of the wailing and gnashing of teeth business.

Satan is on the move however rumours that he will dispense with the trident in favour of chopsticks are unfounded.

Satan is on the move however rumours that he will dispense with the trident in favour of chopsticks are unfounded.

Of course they are, ever tried eating noodles with a trident, even when you do manage to secure a mouthful of the things, you can't take it out of your mouth without ripping your lips off.

That's part of the whole damnation thing. If you had been good Thaddy, you would have got a spoon like everyone else.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..."

That's part of the whole damnation thing. If you had been good Thaddy, you would have got a spoon like everyone else.

There was a spoon queue? .... dammit..... got that one wrong as well.

There is no spoon.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..."

Pull up a chair mate, it could be a long night.

P.S .... sleeping in 30 mins, the Pool are on in a few hours and the alarm is set, I will make no excuses for the profanity that make be uttered a little later.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..."

Bloody right, Tiggs. I'd rather sin and repent than repent never having sinned.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..."

Pull up a chair mate, it could be a long night.

P.S .... sleeping in 30 mins, the Pool are on in a few hours and the alarm is set, I will make no excuses for the profanity that make be uttered a little later.

I was so angry with the cheating bastards of Chelsea last week I'm not even watching tonight. My wife's in a pub in Liverpool with some friends. I hope Liverpool beat them but I just can't watch!

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..."

Bloody right, Tiggs. I'd rather sin and repent than repent never having sinned.

Amen to that!